Chapter 199: Men should know how to draw cakes

There was silence in the lecture hall at first.

Followed by.

A burst of laughter suddenly rang out.

The laughter was like opening Pandora's box.

The classroom was suddenly filled with laughter.

Because everyone could hear that what Jiang Chen wanted to say was "so big", but he just braked suddenly at the last moment.

aside.

Fang Yihang's face was filled with anxiety.

He looked up at Jiang Chen and said, "Who said I want to run for class monitor? Little Orange, I'm not done with you."

What he said doesn't count.

He even stood up and tried to explain why he didn't want to run for class monitor.

But how could Yang Miao and Cheng Yuehua let him succeed?
I saw two people, one on the left and one on the right, holding Fang Yihang tightly to his seat so that he couldn't move.

Sun Zhigao also smiled and said, "You recommend your roommate Fang Yihang, right? OK, I'll put Fang Yihang's name down."

Jiang Chen saw that the situation had been decided, and then he sat back in his seat.

Fang Yihang immediately grabbed his neck and said, "You little bastard, are you trying to frame me?"

Jiang Chen looked innocent, "You've been upset with Zhao Junze for a long time, haven't you? I'm giving you a chance to fight him, and you don't thank me, but you actually want to kill your father?"

"Get lost." Fang Yihang's face was full of black lines. "Don't think I don't know that you just want to see me make a fool of myself."

Jiang Chen patted his chest and said, "I swear to God, I really don't want to see you make a fool of yourself."

"Huh?" Fang Yihang looked suspicious.

Yang Miao and Cheng Yuehua also looked at Jiang Chen with confusion.

Jiang Chen shrugged and explained, "Because you are a joke."

"I'm going to kill you!" Fang Yihang gritted his teeth and pounced on Jiang Chen again.

After a minute or two.

Jiang Chen let go of Fang Yihang who was suppressed, and then explained, "I told you before that someone from our dormitory must stay in the power circle of the class, so one of the four of us must run for election."

"Not just Fang Yihang, both of you can't escape either."

"The position of League Secretary is good, and it's quite suitable for Xiaoyuezi."

"Yang Sanshui is quite good at talking. Why don't you go to the Student Union?"

Seeing that he had made all the arrangements clearly, several people looked at him at the same time, "What about you?"

Jiang Chen shrugged, "Me? I have more important things to do."

Jiang Chen didn't want to run for class leader.

I don't have much interest in the student union or clubs.

On the one hand, he had had similar experiences in his previous life, so there was no need to waste time on these trivial matters in this life.

On the other hand, he wasn't sure how long he could stay in this class.

What if I really get elected as a class leader and then 'slip away', wouldn't that be irresponsible?

"Haha, you have made the arrangements very clear, but do you really think you own this school? If you want me to be the president, I can be the president?" Fang Yihang said unhappily, "Let's not talk about others, just Zhao Junze. His comrades and roommates have at least 17 or 18 votes."

"What about me? Besides you guys, is there anyone else who would choose me?"

"So I didn't go to the election, I went to humiliate myself."

Jiang Chen looked at him seriously.

I quickly patted his shoulder and said, "How can you be as pessimistic as you say?"

"As long as you do what I say, there is still some hope. You are just the class monitor. As long as you draw a round enough pie, you will definitely get enough votes. Do you understand what I mean?"

Fang Yihang blinked. It was obvious that he didn't understand what Jiang Chen meant at all.

Yang Miao and Cheng Yuehua had similar expressions.

There was clear stupidity in the eyes of all three people.

Painting cake?

What the hell?

Jiang Chen looked at the three little ones with confused faces and sighed.

Ugh……

I haven’t experienced the beatings of society yet!

He can't even draw a pie in the sky.

A real man should know how to draw cakes!
and many more.

Of course young people won’t make big promises.

They only eat the cakes painted by others
A few years passed.

They are fed up with PUA and have had enough of the pie in the sky drawn by others, so they naturally know what "drawing a big pie" means.

"What I mean by this is that I want you to change your approach." Jiang Chen taught earnestly, "Don't shout some empty slogans, but make promises to your classmates based on reality. At this time, you are Santa Claus, and try your best to fulfill their wishes."

Fang Yihang had a bitter face, "I'm not Santa Claus."

Jiang Chen wanted to tear open this guy's head to see whether it was a human brain or a pig brain.
"Metaphorically, I'm just using a metaphor."

"For example, if someone provokes you, why would you hit them?"

"Get lost. Now is not the time to be so frivolous. I mean for you to make promises to your classmates, impress them, and let them support you. As for whether you will fulfill your promise later, we will talk about it later. Do you understand?" Jiang Chen quickly gave advice.

Fang Yihang felt as if he had already understood everything.

So I quickly asked, “So what should I do?”

Healthcare, education, taxes, paid vacations.
Don’t you guys watch international news?
and many more.

This has nothing to do with international news.

Why do these white-paper useful words suddenly appear in my mind?

What's wrong with my brain?

mmp!

I didn't expect that I had the potential to be a big liar.

really.

There is no such thing as 'garbage' in this world.

There are just misplaced resources.

Jiang Chen actually had a feeling of helplessness that 'I have all the skills to seduce girls, but I am a girl myself'.

"But you have to remember that you have to be precise when you draw a pie in the sky. Otherwise, you are not drawing a pie in the sky, but just firing a blank cannon." Jiang Chen said as he pondered, "Do you know what the students in our class lack the most?"

"First, you need to know that class leaders are servants rather than leaders, so your campaign slogan should be 'class leaders are not leaders, but servants'. You need to tell your classmates that you will serve them wholeheartedly in the coming year."

Fang Yihang frowned, "Isn't this a bit too humble?"

"I've already said that all the cakes painted at this time are bullshit. Have you ever seen any big liar fulfill his promise?" Jiang Chen said unhappily, "Besides, what's wrong with being a bit mean? As long as I can help you canvass votes, that's enough."

"Second, add more entertainment activities. Our school is too strict. We can only go out once a month, and we have to hand in our cell phones. We can only play with our cell phones for half a day every week. Therefore, our students are seriously lacking in entertainment activities. So you have to promise to organize as many entertainment activities, sports activities, etc. as possible to help everyone pass their spare time."
Jiang Chen said this very seriously.

"The last part is the killer move. As long as you draw this pie, I guarantee that you will succeed." Jiang Chen was full of confidence.

Fang Yihang was immediately interested. "Tell me quickly. I'm listening."

"Social gathering." Jiang Chen looked at Fang Yihang and said word by word, "Tell these single guys in the class that as long as you become the monitor of our class, you will be able to get them to socialize with other classes and other colleges."

(End of this chapter)