Chapter 52 The boat of friendship capsizes at any time
not far away.
Wang Wenxuan, Zhang Yicheng, Chen Bin and the others watched as Jiang Chen amused the "Ice Beauty" with just a few words. A trace of surprise first appeared on their faces, and then they were filled with admiration.
Several people immediately gave Jiang Chen a thumbs up in their hearts.
really.
When the great master shows up, he is worth two.
This kid's business ability is even better than I thought!
Fu Shiyu looked up at the few people not far away who were pretending to be indifferent. Then she stopped laughing and looked at Jiang Chen and said, "I thought you were the same as those boring boys?"
Jiang Chen immediately gave him a puzzled look.
Before Jiang Chen could ask, Fu Shiyu had already complained, "Relying on her good looks, she is like a peacock in heat and can't wait to show off her charm in front of the opposite sex."
"I hate it so much." Fu Shiyu showed a trace of disgust on her face.
Jiang Chen heard the hidden meaning in her words.
But he didn't expose her, instead he smiled and said, "I'll just take it as a compliment."
"There are some boys who are even more annoying." Fu Shiyu looked at Jiang Chen and said.
Jiang Chen shrugged, "For example?"
"For example, I made a bet with a bunch of friends, betting whether I could take down this 'ice beauty' who always looks down on me and never talks to anyone, right in front of them."
Fu Shiyu smiled and continued, "So what are your bets? What are the odds? If the odds are high, how about I place a bet as well?"
Jiang Chen immediately said righteously, "I've already said that I'm just teaching a few losers how to deal with goddesses. This is not gambling. I, Jiang, swear to never reconcile with gambling and drugs!"
Fu Shiyu rolled her eyes.
An expression that said, "I don't believe you at all, you old man are such a bad guy."
Huh?
Why does this sentence sound weird?
Swear to never reconcile with gambling and drugs?
What about Huang?
Sure enough, the fox's tail is revealed.
"Don't disbelieve me." Jiang Chen saw that Fu Shiyu had rolled her eyes up to the sky, and couldn't help but laugh, "We are doing a good deed, helping several older young people to perfectly solve their future marriage happiness. Do you know how many bachelors there are in our country?"
Without waiting for Fu Shiyu to answer, Jiang Chen continued, "There are 3000 million old bachelors. Now we have eliminated three of them. If this is not a good deed, then what is it?"
The more Fu Shiyu listened, the more puzzled she felt.
Older youth?
Single?
What the hell is this?
"They are only seventeen or eighteen years old. Aren't you exaggerating too much?" Fu Shiyu said.
Jiang Chen shrugged and said confidently, "If I hadn't taught them on the spot, they would have been so muddle-headed. What would they be if not older youth in the future?"
Fu Shiyu.
It seems to make some sense.
"But what does it have to do with me?" Fu Shiyu asked again.
"How can it be unrelated? Without you, I would be helpless. So you are my partner, and you are indispensable." Jiang Chen replied.
Fu Shiyu blinked, "Really?"
She was a little dizzy.
"But there is no such thing as a free lunch. Since it is teaching, it is normal to charge tuition. So ours is not a 'bet', but tuition."
Jiang Chen secretly wiped a sweat in his heart.
call.
Finally it worked out.
Fu Shiyu's heart was as clear as a mirror.
However, she did not expose Jiang Chen, but smiled and said, "Tuition? It doesn't matter if you understand it that way."
"But I'm curious. Your stakes are not tuition fees. What are your tuition fees?"
"Since you said I'm your partner, can I get a share of the tuition?"
Jiang Chen showed a trace of embarrassment on his face, "Logically speaking, there is no problem in giving you half, but..."
"Just what?" Fu Shiyu asked, "Just you don't want to?"
"No." Jiang Chen raised his hand and said sincerely, "But maybe you don't want to?"
"Me?" Fu Shiyu pointed at herself and asked in confusion, "Why would I not want the free tuition? This is what I deserve."
"Okay." Seeing the other party's insistence, Jiang Chen shrugged and said, "The tuition fee is a few pairs of stinky socks, are you willing?"
Fu Shiyu's delicate eyebrows were suddenly twisted into a "川" shape.
How many pairs of stinky socks?
What the hell?
Jiang Chen explained, "I made an agreement with them at the time. I taught them how to communicate with girls, and they paid for my stinky socks for the past few days." "So." Jiang Chen pointed to his rubber shoes and said with a smile, "This is the legendary 'tuition fee'."
Fu Shiyu rolled her eyes at Jiang Chen and said, "You don't, you guys are so disgusting."
Done.
She was a little unhappy again and said, "Doesn't that mean I was used by you for nothing?"
"No, no, I have to collect tuition too."
Jiang Chen shrugged and said with a smile, "Sure, you can wash your stinky socks for them too. Tsk tsk, the goddess's original socks, they will probably go crazy for them."
"You are so disgusting." Fu Shiyu yelled.
He could no longer conceal his contempt for Jiang Chen on his face.
Sudden.
She pointed at Jiang Chen and said, "I don't want them to help me wash it, I want you to help me wash it."
"Me?" Jiang Chen pointed at himself.
Fu Shiyu nodded vigorously, "Yes, it's you."
"Hehe." Jiang Chen showed a sneer on his face.
Should I wash your socks?
Want to eat shit?
"I refuse." Jiang Chen said bluntly.
Fu Shiyu was even more confused, "Don't you want the goddess's original socks?"
"You are their goddess, not mine." Jiang Chen said as if it was a matter of course.
Fu Shiyu's face turned visibly darker.
He glared at Jiang Chen fiercely, and then said angrily, "You think you are so boring. You have killed the whole world with your chatter."
"Alas, lies don't hurt people, the truth is a sharp knife." Jiang Chen said helplessly, "We are not even ordinary friends. Washing each other's socks is too ambiguous. We need to avoid suspicion."
A small question mark appeared on Fu Shiyu's forehead.
Huh?
Aren’t you the one who washes my socks?
How did it become about washing each other's socks?
Who is willing to wash your stinky socks?
But she had to admit that even if Jiang Chen agreed, she would probably be embarrassed to let him wash her socks.
This. This. This is too ambiguous.
He and I were just strangers who had only exchanged a few words.
Not even friends.
But! ! !
Whether I give or not is my problem.
Why do you refuse?
Think of this.
Fu Shiyu was angry again.
She has resumed her 'iceberg beauty' attitude of keeping strangers away.
Looking at Jiang Chen, he said coldly, "Since I don't have tuition, then I naturally have no obligation to help you."
"Whether you are bored and want to make a bet with me, or you are kind-hearted and want to teach a few losers a lesson, it has nothing to do with me."
"So now please stop disturbing me while I'm studying."
Jiang Chen looked at Fu Shiyu, whose expression changed faster than turning the pages of a book, but he was not angry.
Instead, he kindly reminded me, "Remember to read Professor John's "Fundamentals of Aerodynamics 6th Edition" after you finish reading this book. That book is also very interesting."
"Humph." Fu Shiyu snorted coldly and said in a low voice, "I don't want you to meddle in my business."
not far away.
The three kids looked at the two people who were chatting happily just a second ago.
The negotiation fell apart in the next second.
His face was full of astonishment.
what happened?
Aren’t we having a nice chat?
How could the friendship boat capsize so easily?
really.
Only villains and women are difficult to raise!
The ancients never deceived me!
(End of this chapter)