Chapter 1 The glory of the Yehenara clan!

Chapter 1 The glory of the Yehenara clan!

When Ms. Xingzhen woke up, Teacher Yingzi was already standing upright on the stage full of lights.

Large chunks of information that did not belong to her, or even to her era, rushed into her mind like a torrent. Ms. Xingzhen spent a lot of effort to barely sort out the current situation from the pile of complicated and fragmented information.

First, the Qing Dynasty fell.

Secondly, she, Yehenala Xingzhen, was inexplicably dragged into the "modern times" more than a hundred years later for some unknown reason and became something called a "system".

Again, the person possessed by her - let's call it "possessed" for now - was named Nalan Ying, a descendant of their Yehe Nara clan and a "singer".

Finally, the place where they are now is a "variety show" and "live broadcast" stage scene called "singer4202".

Well... to be honest, she doesn’t really understand what a “system” is, what a “variety show” is, what a “live broadcast” is, and she can’t sing.

But she knew that this "singer" was most likely similar to the opera troupes she had supported in the palace before, singing for a living, and the more famous ones could be called "leading actors" at most.

In that case... wouldn't this "variety show" with a competitive nature become a competition between a group of actors from different troupes?
——It’s strange, these days, can a fight between actors cause such a big fuss?
Ms. Xingzhen's mind, which was full of political tricks, was filled with great doubts. She subconsciously looked up at the stage lights above her head that were as bright as daytime, and felt that they were much brighter than the imported foreign lamps.

It just looks a bit weird.

Ms. Xingzhen thought about it and blinked slowly - it was a pity, but the system did not have eyelids.

So she could only force herself to turn her attention back to the descendant of Yehenara and patiently appreciate her singing.

Unfortunately, when Teacher Yingzi was singing the line "I have been sentenced to lifelong loneliness by love", she was so nervous that her voice trembled a bit.

As mentioned before, Ms. Xingzhen didn't know how to sing, but the palace had supported many opera troupes, and the imperial city was full of big-name actors and actresses, so she knew how to listen.

Naturally, Teacher Yingzi's mistake did not escape her ears.

At this moment, Ms. Xingzhen listened to Teacher Yingzi's tense voice and the scattered glissando and tremolo that appeared from time to time, and she suddenly became strangely angry.

"Asshole!" Ms. Xingzhen slammed the table and shouted - as a system, she certainly had no table to slam, so she could only use her virtual hands to "bang bang" teacher Yingzi's head - her thin eyebrows were raised, and she was very powerful.

"As a descendant of the Yehenara family, you gave up your normal livelihood and became an actor. How dare you sing like this?"

——Isn’t this just completely embarrassing?

Ms. Xingzhen's already wrinkled face became even tighter now, and the irritation she showed on her face seemed to be getting worse.

In her rage, a string of sentences suddenly appeared before her eyes, which she roughly understood but seemed to be full of typos:
[It is detected that the host [Nalan Ying] is too nervous. Do you want to activate the passive skill, [Glory of the Yehenara Clan]? ]

——She didn’t know what “passive skills” were.

But she knew the "glory of the Yehenara family" very well.

Ms. Xingzhen snorted coldly, glanced up and down at the words, and then nodded without hesitation.

——If this man continues to sing with this dry and tight voice, the glory of their Yehenara family will be ruined.

That won't work!

Ms. Xingzhen thought so, but she had no idea what kind of storm her action would stir up in Teacher Yingzi's heart.

[Congratulations to the host, the passive skill [Glory of the Yehenara Clan] has been triggered! ]

[Skill Description: Ms. Xingzhen was very angry after listening to your singing, and angrily accused you of being a "bastard" and ruining the image of the Yehenara clan. She ordered you to calm down quickly, get into the proper singing state, and maintain the glory of the Yehenara clan! ] [Skill Effect: The host's psychological pressure is reduced by 50%, calmness is increased by 50%, and the "Glory Guardian" state is obtained, which can last up to 180s. The state cannot be removed, but can be accumulated with other states. ]

Suddenly there was a mechanical sound, and Nalan Ying was so frightened that the hairs on his whole body stood on end.

The bizarre skill descriptions filled her eyes. Teacher Yingzi, who was already nervous because of the unedited live broadcast and the strong foreign player at the beginning, saw the lines of words in the air clearly and almost broke a sound on the spot.

However, she did not have the chance to break her voice again, as an unknown and inexplicable powerful aura instantly suppressed her completely. The nervousness in her heart was half dispelled for no reason, and what followed was an indescribable excitement and passion.

——So what if she is a fifty-year-old woman?
Don't say that she is just 57 this year, even if she is 67, 77, or even 87, 97, as long as she stands here - stands on this stage, she must sing this song completely and perfectly!
For the glory of the Yehenara clan!

Teacher Yingzi was full of excitement and she slowly opened her throat as the accompaniment gradually rose.

Although she is getting older and her singing performance today cannot be as good as when she was younger, she did not make any big mistakes and received a standing ovation as usual.

So... who signed her up for this damn "singer4202"!

And what were those “skill descriptions” she had just seen?

She was almost 60 years old, but suddenly she became the "child of luck" like the protagonist in the online novel and was chosen by the system?
——But that’s not right. When others had the system… they were at most in their twenties. She’s almost twice that age!

Nalan Ying sang this song until she was distracted. When she was carefully helped away from the scene by her partner and was asked about her feelings tonight, she almost instinctively leaned against the wall and replied, "I'm almost losing my soul."

——To be honest, she was so nervous this time that she almost lost her soul.

No matter it is for that unnamed “skill” or for the two powerful foreign singers who arrived today!

Hasn’t the Qing Dynasty been gone for more than a hundred years?
How come it’s already 4202, and she is still being forced to resist foreigners!
She wanted to cry, but she didn’t dare to during the live broadcast!
Teacher Yingzi was in tears and took Ms. Xingzhen back to the backstage without knowing anything.

The dress made her feel uncomfortable, so she simply followed the rest of the contestants and the host to cue the process. After she recovered from her fatigue, she made up an excuse and went out to relax a little.

The summer night breeze was half warm, and it felt slightly cool on the face. Nalan Ying, who had calmed down, slowly let out a breath towards the sky. Just as he was about to turn around and return to the studio, he suddenly heard an anxious and urgent call from behind:

"Teacher Yingzi!"

"Teacher Yingzi, wait a minute!"

 Notes:
  1. Everything in the article is fictional. The author is not a fan, does not hang out in the circle, and has no intention of whitewashing or discrediting any historical figures/real-life stars. All character settings are for the purpose of serving the plot. Please do not substitute real people or historical figures.

  2. The inspiration for this idea comes from Teacher Yingzi’s version of the emoticon package “I want foreigners to die”.

  3. The version of Cixi's name chosen in the article is "Xing'er Gu", so it is Ms. Xingzhen, not Ms. Yulan.

  4. This is a fun article with a lot of imagination. Don’t tell me if there are bugs or not. The setting is a bug. Just read it for fun. I think it is well written. I like it very much. “The Qing Dynasty fell” made me laugh a lot. I don’t know if you can understand that feeling.

  5. The setting was planned on the Wednesday after the first episode of "Singer" was aired. I didn't write it immediately after I thought about it because I wanted to see what would happen in the second episode. Unexpectedly, the two foreign singers in the second episode really had bad pitch. It made me laugh so hard at the time. If there are any more "words go as they say" in the future, it is purely coincidental. Don't blame me.

  6. The author is indeed a chatterbox, so don't be surprised to see a lot of messages and replies. For those who don't want to listen to the author's words, please uncheck the option of reading the words aloud.

  7. Do not provoke war.

  8. Add more when you think of it.

  Finally, I, Diao, have resurrected from the dead!!!
  Please read and recommend! ! !
  This book is very short, don't keep it! It's a popular article, only 300,000 to 500,000 words! !

  
 
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