Chapter 145 The Mistress's Face
Yu Ning took out two talismans from his pocket, and Xiao Kui was so happy when she saw them.
"When did you prepare it? Why didn't I notice it?"
Not to mention Xiao Kui, Lin Zheng had been following Yu Ning the whole time, and he didn't notice that Yu Ning had another trick up his sleeve.
One of these two talismans is a tracking talisman. Based on this talisman, Yu Ning can locate Lin Zheng's position.
As for the other one, Yu Ning curled the corner of his mouth.
"It's a detonating talisman. I stuffed it into President Lin's pants."
“???” Where to put it?! Explain clearly! Lin Zheng’s eyes widened.
"As long as someone takes off his pants, the talisman will explode and even his hands will be blown off."
Yu Ning is full of confidence that she will protect President Lin's chastity for sure.
"Well, although it sounds reliable, won't this thing explode and hit President Lin's... thing?" Xiao Kui swallowed.
If Yu Ning blinked, he would naturally be blown up, an indiscriminate attack.
"!!!" Lin Zheng couldn't help but worry. Jia Ruanruan, that crazy woman, must not learn from her daughter and pull down her pants for no reason.
"Ah, will the Lin family agree to your reckless behavior? This is just an accident." Xiao Kui was at a loss for words. She imagined that President Lin was blown up and there would be no future for him.
"The early bird catches the worm?" Yu Ning thought of a very appropriate idiom.
That thing got blown up, isn't that just "the early bird catches the worm"?
“???” The black cat’s expression was numb, and he looked at Yu Ning in disbelief.
At this moment, this woman's literary accomplishment doesn't need to be so good!
"Don't be afraid even if you get blown away. I have a purple soul-attaching pill here. If I take one, maybe I can grow back, right?" Yu Ning said uncertainly.
“???” Could you please not sound so suspicious?
"When Third Senior Brother gave me the elixir, he said that the Purple Spirit Pill is effective for external injuries, but bones cannot grow back - there should be no bones, right? The main reason is that there is no reference case, so I can't say for sure."
"." Lin Zheng was speechless. Isn't there any reference case? ! !
Who would hide a bomb in someone's pants like his fiancée did?
"After it grows out, will it be the same as before? Should we consider it from all angles, including appearance and function?" Xiaokui was very interested in this matter.
"I don't know, why not try——"
"Meow!!!"
Black Cat couldn't stand it anymore. Could these two women not put so much enthusiasm into such a weird place?
Yu Ning's curiosity was suppressed by the cat's meow. She took out a amulet from her pocket and handed it to the young man, said thank you, and left the office under the young man's complicated gaze.
"I don't want to go to this damn class for a single day." The young man rubbed his arms, his eyes looking towards the corner uncontrollably.
Without Yu Ning opening his third eye, it would have been just an ordinary corner.
But when he found out there was a terrifying earthbound spirit in there, he could no longer go back to the past. He could no longer stay in this place.
"Should we go rescue President Lin now?" Xiao Kui asked.
"No rush, let him stay with Jia Ruanruan for a while. Jia Ruanruan is not a brainless person, and she won't dare to do anything to him for a while."
Yu Ning planned to take a walk around the mall first to see what was so strange about this place.
Yu Ning walked around each floor one by one, and Xiao Kui took the opportunity to call the employer who hired her this time.
The other party asked her to go to the largest jewelry store on the first floor. Yu Ning started from the top floor and went down one floor at a time.
This mall is quite large and it takes more than an hour to walk through the entire mall.
During this period, the employer became impatient and called Xiaokui several times to urge her to come back. Xiaokui looked at Yu Ning for instructions, but Yu Ning just said two words calmly: "Wait."
This attitude made the employer very dissatisfied, and he started complaining on the phone.
Xiao Kui didn't know why Yu Ning did this. After all, Yu Ning was polite to everyone and rarely showed such strong targeting. But Lin Zheng could guess that it was the employer's profit-seeking attitude that angered Yu Ning.
In addition, Jia Ruanruan used her master to threaten Yu Ning, causing Yu Ning's Taoism to become unstable. This nameless anger had to find a place to vent.
Finally, after Yu Ning had been shopping for nearly two hours, the group arrived at the jewelry store on the first floor.
As soon as I entered the store, I heard arrogant voices inside.
"You are such an eyesore! How can you be a store manager with your IQ? Your IQ is as rare as the oxygen in the Himalayas! I will fire you sooner or later!"
Xiao Kui stopped and it seemed that she came at a wrong time as she caught the boss scolding his employees.
Yu Ning recognized that the female voice that was cursing with harsh words was the one who called Xiao Kui.
Several store clerks saw Yu Ning and the other person enter the store and came over to greet them.
"We have an appointment with Ms. Sun." Xiao Kui introduced herself.
"The boss lady is busy." The clerk hesitated and looked inside.
At the back of the jewelry store, a fashionably dressed woman was standing with one hand on her waist, yelling at the female manager who was in a professional suit. I guess this was the "boss lady" the clerks were referring to.
"This is too uncivilized and she doesn't treat people as human beings." Xiao Kui muttered softly, "I thought that boss ladies were all civilized people, but why do they keep talking about father, mother, human organs and so on?"
Xiao Kui couldn't help but think of Lin Jun.
When it comes to wealth, who could be richer than the Lin family?
But look at the Fifth Young Master, he doesn't say a single dirty word and is very civilized. Especially when compared with that bully inside, the Fifth Young Master is simply a little angel.
Yu Ning looked seriously at Ms. Sun who was cursing, and spoke to Xiao Kui seriously.
"She's not the boss's wife. There's no red line in her marriage palace. She's not married. She's your boss's mistress, right?"
The clerk's eyes widened, his mouth shaped into an O, and he nodded subconsciously. After being glared at by Sun Lanying, he quickly lowered his head and pretended that he was air.
But the villain in my heart was already applauding Yu Ning crazily.
That's right!
Sun Lanying is indeed not the boss's original wife. The big boss has a wife. This girl surnamed Sun is just the boss's kept girl outside. She has been in favor recently and comes here to make things difficult for the workers for no reason.
Everyone has disliked her for a long time, but they dare not refute her. They have endured enough of being humiliated just to earn this little salary.
Someone came today who dared to tell the truth, and several shop assistants felt very relieved.
Sun Lanying was too embarrassed to bear it, she hated it most when people said she was a mistress!
She came over angrily, pointing at Yu Ning. Just as she was about to speak, Yu Ning grabbed her fingers and with a little force, Sun Lanying's hand slammed on the counter.
"Don't point your finger at me, it's rude."
"Why do you say I'm a mistress?"
"Since you asked, I will analyze it carefully for you. Your face bones are round and your facial features are square. This is a typical face that shows a strong sense of vanity."
"Nonsense! I have a melon-seed face!" Sun Lanying was so angry that her face turned red.
"You've had plastic surgery, but a face that has been reshaped cannot be hidden from a physiognomist. Do you want to continue listening? I advise you not to humiliate yourself."
Yu Ning said calmly that if one carefully examined this woman's face, it would be a disgrace to oneself.