Chapter 163: So Virtuous

"Dingli tangerines!"

"Ping Pong!"

There were bursts of noise coming from the outer room.

Xiao Kui was lying on the kang, and Lin Jun was sitting beside her feeding her fruit. Their expressions were synchronized.

The same fearful expression.

Yu Ning sat on the other side of the kang, fortune-telling with an expressionless face.

She placed a notebook next to her and recorded the location of every evil cultivator she spotted.

She seemed to be focused, but only she knew that she had been distracted several times.

Amber's house was inherited from her ancestors. Its layout is very common in rural Northeast China, with three side rooms and a large stove in the middle for cooking.

Amber doesn't have to do anything at home on weekdays. Cooking and washing clothes are all done by the fairies.

This is also the reason why most of the spirit mediums are in rural areas. It is inconvenient to go to the city with so many spirit mediums crowded together, and it is also difficult for them to perform their duties.

But today, the people who were cooking and guarding the stove were replaced by two big shots.

The head of the Hu family, Amber, who was wearing a "Haitian Soy Sauce" apron and the most famous spirit medium in Northeast China, was standing on the stove with one foot and cooking with one hand, and he did not forget to look at Lin Zheng with contempt.

The man wearing the "Matchle Chicken Essence" apron is Lin Zheng, the president of Lin Corporation. At this moment, he is holding a large aluminum basin and pouring what he thinks is soy sauce into it in a casual and domineering manner.

Grandma Eighth floated in the air with her legs crossed, looking coldly at this funny couple and gave an accurate evaluation:
"Two hundred and fifty for one."

The one who was cooking, all the vegetables were burnt.

If she was not mistaken, she should have poured half a bottle of vinegar into the dish used to mix the cold dishes.

It is difficult to judge who has better cooking skills.

Even so, the two of them did not forget to tease each other.

"Look at my dish. Did you see it? The essence of it is to fry it until it smells burnt! An authentic big pot dish!"

"Are you bullying me for not understanding Northeastern dialect? The incense made with eight-qurüe has a burnt smell, what is that you made? It's all carbonized, it can cause cancer." Lin Zheng gave Amber the highest level of ridicule with his eyes.

"That's better than your cold dish. What the hell is that? Cucumber strips mixed with a whole piece of tofu skin? My goodness, the way you cut the garlic is also full of montage art effects, big and small, just like your long-lost conscience!"

Lin Zheng sneered, OK, OK, OK.

Are you trying to play with him on literary level?
Although he studied finance, he has artistic talent and he understands Shakespeare!

"The sun embraces the earth, the moon kisses the ocean, but what's the use of these kisses? The goose in your iron pot is burnt."

After finishing reciting the poem, he did not forget to glance towards the inner room. The main point was to let Ning Ning know that he, Lin Zheng, was also talented!

"Shame on you." Amber cursed in a low voice.

This boy is shouting so loudly, is he trying to let Ningning hear him?

Yu Ning heard it, but as she was well trained, she only paused for a moment and then pretended to be calm and continued with divination.

The one who was irritated was still Lin Laowu.

His hand trembled and the strawberry went straight into Xiaokui's nose.

"Thank you for the strawberry reward, Brother Bangyi! But Brother Bangyi, I haven't evolved the skill to eat strawberries with my nostrils yet." Xiao Kui said sarcastically.

"Sorry, Anchor Kui." Lin Jun quickly picked out the strawberry.

"What are you two playing at? The No. 1 guy on the domineering list falls in love with a pretty anchor?" Yu Ning asked.

"He's really my top brother. I just started live streaming and he gave me a lot of gifts." "How can you live stream when you're like this? Wait, what are you live streaming?"

Yu Ning was so busy fortune-telling that he didn't see these two bickering lovers teaming up to cause trouble.

Xiao Kui smiled. Although she could only move her head, she was really angry!
"The Fifth Young Master helped with the live broadcast. It was only broadcast for ten minutes, and hundreds of thousands of people watched it. I received over a hundred thousand in gifts alone!"

Although the one who has been swiped the most here is still her number one brother.

"Don't worry, I didn't broadcast your fortune-telling. I still understand the rules of the industry." Xiao Kui was not brave enough to broadcast Yu Ning's fortune-telling.

Yu Ning was counting how many evil practitioners had sneaked in from the Northeast. Judging from Yu Ning's densely packed notes and his furrowed brows, there were quite a few of them.

The locations she calculated will be sent out by Amber in the form of a wanted order tomorrow. This is a big secret in the northern monastic circle and of course cannot be leaked.

“Besides, sister-in-law, why would so many people watch your fortune-telling? Even though it’s accurate, outsiders won’t understand it. Host Kui’s live broadcast is very popular!” After being warned by his elder brother, Young Master Lin got scared and immediately changed his words to call her sister-in-law.

"Don't call me sister-in-law. It's only ten minutes on a popular live broadcast. Are you two going to broadcast President Lin?"

"Oh right, it was my eldest brother! We live-streamed him cutting cold dishes, and it became popular in just a few minutes. I guess it will be on the hot search soon - wow, it's already on the hot search."

Lin Jun opened the Weibo and saw the entry about Mr. Lin cutting cucumbers. He happily showed it to Xiaokui.

"Anchor Aoi, we're rich!"

"Hehe, greedy for money, thank you big brother on the list for sending me to the top!"

The two agreed to split the live broadcast income in half, and after deducting the tips from Lin Laowu, the top brother on the list, they still made a profit.

"President Lin is really a walking money-making machine. I've had this account for so long and no one has paid attention to it. I just broadcast it for ten minutes and gained tens of thousands of followers. It's still increasing now."

Xiao Kui looked at Lin Jun.

"Fifth Master, you are truly a business genius!"

The idea of ​​live streaming with President Lin was his, and it really is a profitable business. With the speed at which her followers are increasing, she will be able to get business orders tomorrow and make a living, right?
"Thank you very much." Lin Jun immediately became proud after being praised by Xiaokui.

"Did your elder brother agree?" Yu Ning looked at Lin Zheng from all angles and didn't think that he was the kind of person who would be willing to disclose his privacy.

Still wearing the Taitai Le Chicken Essence apron, he was cutting big cucumber strips - although he called it cucumber shreds.

"You live-streamed me?" Lin Zheng came in from the outer room with murderous intent.

He just saw his younger brother sneaking around him with his cell phone and taking pictures. He thought he was taking pictures to show Ningning how virtuous he was, so he was quite cooperative.

He even made an eggplant hand gesture.

As a result, this brat, live broadcast?

"Sister-in-law, save me!" Lin Jun jumped onto the kang and hid behind Yu Ning.

"Come here, you idiot!" Lin Zheng glared at his brother, "You're wearing shoes on the bed!"

What a shame!
The kang mat is dirty and it’s not hygienic for Ningning to sit on it!
"I will only go down if you promise not to hit me! Sister-in-law, please speak up for me!"

"I think you deserve a beating. Also, I'm not your sister-in-law."

"Of course not! When I came here, I called my great grandmother, and she said that your master had been engaged to our family, and you would definitely be my sister-in-law. I hadn't decided which brother it would be at first, but now it seems that my eldest brother is fine."

Lin Jun broke through the window paper, and a look of pride appeared on his face.

Haha, if he dares to broadcast his big brother live, doesn’t he have some trump card?

My elder brother is embarrassed to say these words, so he will say it!

Now that the matter is clear, not only will he get beaten this time, but next time, maybe he can even live broadcast his big brother taking a bath!