Chapter 171 Too Vicious
"Dear Third Brother, I didn't hear what you said clearly. Can you please say it again?" Lin Zheng was irritated by the exaggerated and obscene action.
It's not what he thought, is it?
Amber nodded as if to emphasize, with that malicious smile still on her lips.
Lin Zheng took a breath. Isn't this too vicious?
"Where did you hear these unrealistic and immoral statements?" Lin Zheng asked.
Amber shrugged.
"Before her master, Ka., passed away, he left behind several prophecies, including this one."
"???" Lin Zheng seriously suspected that Amber was causing trouble on purpose.
Isn't Yu Ning's master older than her grandmother? A man over a hundred years old, staring at the couple covering themselves with quilts all day?
He finally realized that the most malicious person was Ningning's master.
"In short, if you don't want Ningning to die, you'd better hold it in." Amber said, then listened mischievously and spoke exaggeratedly.
"Oh my, do you hear these cats? The cats in our village have started to mate with each other. Tsk tsk, but some people are not even as good as cats."
"." Lin Zheng was speechless.
Isn't he worse than a cat? After becoming a human, he lost all the welfare benefits.
"Third brother, you go back first. I still have something to say to President Lin." Yu Ning took off the coat that Lin Zheng had put on her and started to exercise her wrists again.
Seeing this, Amber raised her eyebrows mischievously and said something as if she was hoping for chaos in the world.
"Just show your appreciation, don't be too harsh."
"Yeah." Yu Ning restrained his Taoist aura and struck a pose ready to show off.
Lin Zheng's scalp tingled as he watched, and he still couldn't dodge it!
Not far away, Grandma Eight, who had just organized a "study" for the little foxes, saw Yu Ning posing like this and quickly told the little foxes not to leave.
"We have just seen what happens when you offend someone you shouldn't offend. Next, we will see what it means to start an internal conflict."
The little fox fairy observation group led by Grandma Eight was quite far away, so Lin Zheng couldn't hear what they said, but he knew with his knees that it wasn't anything good.
"I heard that President Lin was a boxer. Please give me some advice." Yu Ning made a gesture of invitation.
"Is it not necessary?" Lin Zheng looked embarrassed.
How do you fight with your own wife?
"I think it's necessary." Yu Ning hooked her finger at him, and seeing that he stood still, she took the lead and kicked Lin Zheng.
Lin Zheng dodged it with his head held high, but Yu Ning followed up with an elbow strike.
"Go ahead and fight. Aren't you a good fighter?" Yu Ning's face was as gloomy as water, and every move he made was ruthless.
Lin Zheng only defended and did not attack, dodging in a panic.
"Yoho~ Kick him in the lower body~~~" Amber sneaked into Grandma Ba's little fox study group, waving his broom to cheer for Yu Ning.
"You are immoral!" Lin Zheng was angry.
"You don't have a chance to use it now anyway, so kicking it into pieces will just relieve your worries."
"The chief is right!" A little fox beside him nodded cutely.
Lin Zheng was so sick that he almost died. There were still people who flattered him!
"Don't be distracted!" Yu Ning raised her leg and swept over, but Lin Zheng dodged it, and the small tree next to him that was kicked by Yu Ning broke.
"She kicked the tree in our village!!! That tree is taller than my grandfather's grandfather--ugly!" The little fox's mouth was covered by Grandma Eight.
Silly child, why are you shouting at this time!
If you annoy those two people, next time it won't be the trees that are cut.
"Grandma, why do female guests hit male guests?" a little fox asked without shame. "Yes, why do they hit him~" Amber asked knowingly, he mixed in the crowd of onlookers and felt good.
"I just saw that the female guest signed a marriage certificate with him and reported it to heaven and earth, which means the marriage contract is effective. If the couple does not have little foxes together, why are they fighting?" the curious fox baby continued to ask.
Although the fox tribe does not have any marriage agreements, they have heard about it from their elders.
Hundreds of years ago, when miracles had not yet disappeared, many ascetics would use this method to conclude marriages and become Taoist couples.
It's just that it's rarely seen in recent years.
In an age where everything happens quickly, this kind of slowly entangled relationship is unwelcome.
I finally saw a pair of them, fighting and kicking trees.
"Because, this big brother." Yu Ning attacked while counting the things that he had offended her.
"When he possessed the cat, he did not follow the gentleman's principle of not looking at, listening to, or touching anything indecent."
"1, 2, 3, one is missing, right?" A little fox counted on his fingers.
The series of "improper" things that Yu Ning mentioned came from Confucius' Four Non's.
She only said three things, one is missing? What was "Don't do what is indecent"?
"There is another rule: don't say anything inappropriate. He will nag." Yu Ning did not include this rule.
It was because when Lin Zheng was a cat, he had seen her take a bath, heard many of her secrets, and always put his head against her. He meowed at her all day long!
However, he was careful in his words and actions, and in order to protect her, he did not reveal the secret that he was Lin Zheng. Because he cared about her, Yu Ning tacitly agreed that he was a good person.
She was willing to marry him in order to save him.
But, one code equals another code.
Good people are good people, and naughty cats are naughty cats!
The black girl can lean on her, hug her, and stick to her, but what's the matter with Lin Zheng rubbing against her?
"President Lin, I won't take advantage of you. Let's put things in perspective and settle accounts clearly as husband and wife."
".Fight." Lin Zheng accepted his fate.
If she wasn't allowed to vent her anger, Ningning would feel uneasy again.
"Oh, President Lin, just take this kick from Ningning that will make you have no offspring. Who told you to do such a thing that is worse than that of an animal~" Amber was so happy watching the fun.
Not only did he watch, he also provided technical guidance and was just short of rolling up his sleeves and doing the work himself.
Another two rounds passed, and Yu Ning seized the opportunity and punched Lin Zheng. The fist broke through the air and went straight to Lin Zheng's face.
The little foxes watching gasped. Wow! This is a life-and-death fight. Are they husband and wife, or enemies?
"The lives of these two people are tied together. She knew she couldn't beat them to death, so she resorted to brutal force." Amber acted as the commentator.
The little foxes showed a look of surprise. Oh wow, is this what the legend says, beating is love, scolding is care?
Lin Zheng did not dodge the punch, but just shook his body slightly to avoid his handsome face and let the fist land on his shoulder.
The powerful punch knocked him back a few steps and he leaned against a tree.
Yu Ning frowned in dissatisfaction.
"Do you dare to release the water?"
"Well, it's time for me to let out some water." Lin Zheng wanted to say. He wanted to let out the water in his head.
If he had not been so obsessed with sex and insisted on blaming her, she would not have come to settle the score with him. He had done things and should be responsible for them. He did not deserve the beating.
But if he could go back in time, he would still make the same choice.
Just as Lin Zheng was about to say something sweet, a childish voice suddenly came from the research group:
"Grandma! He's using dirty words!"
".???" Lin Zheng stared at him. Amber made a zipper gesture with her mouth. It wasn't him who said that.