Chapter 22: Beat You Up, You Silly Girl

Chapter 22: Beat You Up, You Silly Girl

"Impossible! Absolutely impossible!"

When Lin Jun heard Yu Ning say that Han Yu was abusing cats, he refuted without hesitation.

"How could he be such a sunny and cheerful boy and have the tendency to abuse small animals?"

"It's not a tendency, it's that he has already slaughtered a lot. The eight characters can only show the general trend, and the face can see it more clearly. Look at his slave palace."

Yu Ning pointed at the photo and explained to Lin Jun.

"The forehead is full and the chin is square. This chin is the position of the servant palace in the zodiac. Although he has undergone minor plastic surgery, his appearance will not change."

The Servant Palace is filled with negative energy, which shows that more than one small animal died in his hands. Of course, the Servant Palace is not only about pets, but also about the work fortunes and old age fortunes of his subordinates and younger servants.

Lin Jun was confused by what he heard. He could see that his sister-in-law really wanted to teach him - but he really couldn't understand!
"It's a pity that he was born with such a good face. If he can overcome his inner demons and stop doing these things that kill people and harm his virtue, he will definitely have greater development in the future."

The impact of harming small animals may not be seen in the short term, but judging from the overall appearance, his later years will be miserable.

Yu Ning sighed.

"Anyway, after this matter is over, don't get too close to him."

"Meow!"

Black Cat could no longer agree with this and was determined not to let his naive child get mixed up with the bad guys outside.

“I still find it hard to believe”

"Meow meow!" You are a naive girl, do you have bad people in your eyes?

"On a rainy day, he would rather get wet himself than give me the umbrella. He is such a big star but he doesn't discriminate against me."

"Meow meow cat!" If your surname wasn't Lin, and you weren't the fifth young master of the Lin family, would you think they were paying attention to you?

"Sister-in-law, is it possible that you saw it wrong—Ouch!"

Lin Jun covered his hands, the little rascal actually hit him!

"I want to be a big star. Can you afford to pay me for the scars you scratched me with? Damn it! No one has ever hit me except my eldest brother!"

Yu Ning watched the fight between a man and a cat with great interest. It felt like watching a kitten being trained to be naive.

The kitten was very worried about Lin Shabaitian's future. After meowing for a while, he failed to persuade the naive child to wake up, so he took action.

"Sister-in-law, can my brother wake up?" Lin Jun felt empty inside after quarreling with the cat.

Suddenly I missed the days when my big brother grabbed my collar and dragged me to the gym and beat me up.

The grumpy black cat sat up straight, and both he and Lin Jun looked at Yu Ning, their eyes full of anticipation.

"can."

Two worried hearts were finally at ease.

At first, Yu Ning had no confidence that she could accomplish the task of waking up President Lin.

However, she almost woke someone up with a spoon yesterday, which gave her more confidence. The real body should be nearby. With the range narrowed, the risk was greatly reduced.

"I am confident that I can wake people up within a month."

The man and the cat were shocked at the same time.

"Sister-in-law, I--" Lin Jun was so moved that his eyes were sore.

"So, you'd better behave yourself during this period and stay away from bad friends, otherwise your brother might beat you into autism when he wakes up."

"."Lin Jun held back his tears of emotion.

"Let's go, while there's still time. Let's go down the mountain and break your doom. If we wait until tomorrow, she'll turn into a filthy thing and I won't be able to save you."

Yu Ning went upstairs to put the talismans and magical instruments she was going to use into her bag. She originally wanted to leave the little black cat at home, but the little guy started throwing a tantrum and crawling up her legs, so she put the cat in her pocket and took it with her.

Young Master Lin Wu's helicopter did not apply for a route today, and it was too late to apply now, so the two could only drive to the hotel where the accident occurred.

The two places were a three-hour drive apart. During that time, Yu Ning took another nap and arrived at the destination when she woke up.

Lin Jun led her to the floor where the accident happened. The cordon had not been removed yet, and several policemen were coming in and out, carrying various evidence bags in their hands.

Lin Jun was puzzled.

"Didn't we check everything this morning? Why are the police here again? Sister-in-law, we can't get through. What should we do?"

"Go to your room." Lin Jun led her back to the room. Yu Ning closed the curtains, opened her backpack, took out the talisman drawn by the deceased and placed it on the table.

She asked Lin Jun to stand behind her and took out a talisman and stuck it on Lin Jun's forehead.

Lin Jun looked upwards, forming a funny cross-eye shape.

"Sister-in-law, please take a picture of me. I think I look like a zombie."

"Don't make trouble, this is to protect you."

"You don't always label people as zombies when you protect them, do you?"

"Do you think I'm willing to do that? If I had any magical power, would I need such expensive supplies?"

If her fellow brothers came over, they would just need to pull the person involved behind them and suppress the evil spirit with their own magic power.

Only she, a loser, has to use the talisman left by her master to protect the person involved.

Talismans are disposable consumables, one less per use.

"Sister-in-law, you have no magic power?!" Lin Jun shuddered and suddenly felt like he was in danger?

"I am not even an entry-level Taoist priest now, so I naturally have no magical power. But don't worry, I will rely on my parents for support."

Yu Ning took out two talismans from his backpack, and just in case, he took out another one, muttering something.

"I hope I can get it done with just one talisman. It would be best if she can be convinced by me and not let me touch the other two."

She took out three talismans. The one she put on Lin Jun's forehead was an isolation talisman for protection. It only cost a few thousand yuan on the market.

The second one is the Military Talisman, which was drawn by my master. If you take it outside, you can sell it for hundreds of thousands.

This third talisman is even more extraordinary and priceless. However, it is used to deal with evil spirits and is not used under normal circumstances.

So when they were on the mountain, her students were so surprised to hear that she only charged Lin Jun 50,000.

Disrupt the market with low prices.

"Stand behind me. Don't be afraid of anything you see. I'm calling her over!"

Yu Ning filled a wooden bowl with water, placed it in front of the talisman, and began to make seals to summon the dead.

"Those who are facing a battle should march forward in formation!"

"Is this the legendary spell?" Lin Jun stared.

The black cat in Yu Ning's pocket also widened its eyes. He remembered that the girl had also said this sentence when she summoned his soul last time.

"This is the nine-character mantra. It actually has no offensive effect when used in actual combat. It roughly translates to, everyone, be careful. I have someone above me, don't mess with me! Cowardly dirty things will run away when they hear it."

".Did your master teach you this?"

“That’s roughly what I understand.”

Lin Jun: With my strength, is it too late for me to go out now?

Black Cat: I’m afraid I won’t wake up for a month?

"She's here." After Yu Ning said that, the lights in the room began to flicker, turning on and off.

"Don't be mysterious, come out!"

Following Yu Ning's scolding, a shadow slowly emerged in the bowl of water, naked, grinning at Yu Ning.

It was the first time for both Lin Jun and Black Cat to see this thing. Black Cat was relatively calm, but Lin Jun was so scared that his legs went weak and he leaned weakly against the wall.

He wanted to say it was all a dream, but when the woman in the bowl grinned, a smell similar to that of a dead mouse quickly filled the room.

Yu Ning was startled when she felt the chill emanating from the bowl of water.

She thought the woman in the bowl had died of illness, but was obsessed with it and refused to leave, so she left after a few words of persuasion.

But this chill was clearly resentment and anger; this woman did not die of natural causes.

She was murdered.

Only when one dies an unnatural death would one have such a great resentment.

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(End of this chapter)