Chapter 239 Very obscene
"What are you betting on?" asked A Ping.
"Fight me, and if you win the stone will be yours."
"With you? Hahaha!" Ah Ping looked up as if he had heard some huge joke.
"Just you? President Lin, have you come to the wrong place? This is not a place for a mortal like you to speak!"
After saying that, he burst into laughter again. To him, Lin Zheng’s challenge was the biggest joke.
"Why does he look like he's not very smart?" Lin Zheng asked Yu Ning.
"It's a natural thing, right? Maybe all his energy is focused on spiritual practice, so he's lacking in IQ?" Yu Ning gave a fairly pertinent evaluation.
This kind of person can often be seen among the disciples who come to study at Ningshan Taoist College. They have a high level of cultivation, but they are quite stupid.
"It could also be that with you as a reference, everyone else seems so stupid."
"I don't think you and my friends are stupid."
“That means we are all excellent.”
Yu Ning nodded. Well, she liked to hear that. A Zheng was very good at providing emotional value.
Ah Ping: .? ? ? When these two people are praising each other in business, can they not pull him down?
After Lin Zheng praised Yu Ning, he pointed his middle finger at A Ping.
"Do you dare to play a round? Seeing that you are not very smart, you dare not bet with me, your father?"
"How dare you! Who do you say is the father?!"
Hearing A Ping's manic roar, Yu Ning knew that Lin Zheng was about to succeed again.
People's IQ drops when they are angry, and Lin Zheng is someone who is particularly good at making people angry.
"Whoever dares not to bet is the son. Calling you a son raises your generation. It's good enough that I don't call you a grandson. You dare not bet with mortals despite your high level of cultivation. Tsk tsk tsk."
"What are you betting on?"
"Bet" Lin Zheng paused and smiled evilly.
"Let's see who can pee farther! Do you dare?"
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"???"
Yu Ning and A Ping fell silent at the same time. Yu Ning was actually better, after all, she was used to the unconventional personality of this domineering CEO.
But Aping was completely speechless.
I even wondered if I had heard it wrongly.
"What did you say?!"
"Old Deng, do you dare to compete to see who can pee farther? Or are you all practitioners going to castrate yourselves, so you can't compete?"
Lin Zheng put his hands on his hips, looking very proud.
"Vulgar." A Ping really couldn't find a suitable description. He had never seen such a shameless person.
"Wife, is there any way to spread the word among the three realms that Brother Ping is nothing but a short-skinned man with shallow urination——"
"Enough!" Ah Ping was furious. Provoked by Lin Zheng, his brain went blank. He picked up the sword and rushed towards Lin Zheng.
Lin Zheng pulled Yu Ning's sword from her back and swung it to block the attack.
This smooth combo made Yu Ning confused.
"You can use a sword?!"
"I saw an old man doing Tai Chi in the park."
"!!!" Ah Ping felt that he had been humiliated. He was actually compared to the old man in the park. Ah Ping used an ancient metal sword, while Yu Ning carried a peach wood sword. Normally, the peach wood sword should be at a disadvantage in terms of hardness, but this was left to her by her master. It was blessed with the spirit of Taoism and was not inferior to Ah Ping's sword at all, and the quality was even higher.
Ah Ping was enraged by Lin Zheng, so he used all his strength in his attack. However, Lin Zheng was not afraid at all and tried to block with his sword raised.
If A Ping opened his Dao Qi, Lin Zheng would definitely be in trouble, but A Ping did not dare to open it.
The heart-protecting mirror worn by Lin Zheng could rebound Taoist attacks. Ah Ping didn't dare to use Taoist energy and only relied on his martial arts to fight Lin Zheng head-on, but ended up being fooled.
Lin Zheng's sword collided with him, but he stretched out his long legs and kicked the opponent directly in the stomach.
Ah Ping was kicked by him and staggered back a step, almost falling down.
He was protected by the Taoist energy, so he didn't suffer any internal injuries. However, it would be embarrassing and shameful to tell others that he was chased and beaten by a mortal.
He was so angry that his face turned red. He stood up and chased Lin Zheng and started to chop him. Lin Zheng no longer fought him head-on, but jumped back and forth.
Relying on his rich fighting experience, he managed to dodge several fatal attacks from the opponent.
Yu Ning was originally worried about Lin Zheng, but seeing how relaxed he was, she felt inexplicably at ease.
Lin Zheng is a partner you can always trust with your back, whether he is a cat or a human.
After several rounds, Lin Zheng was like a nimble fish, jumping up and down, and no matter how hard A Ping sniped, he couldn't be hurt at all.
With decades of cultivation, if A Ping was not blessed with Taoism and magic, his skills would not be much different from those of Lin Zheng, a professional boxer. Lin Zheng even had the upper hand. Several times, A Ping was almost beaten by Lin Zheng.
The point is, Lin Zheng is not only agile, he also has an irritating mouth.
"You didn't eat? You're so soft, use more force!"
"Hey, hey, hey, you're too slow. Are you playing swordplay with me, the old man in the park?"
"Hui Ren Shen Bao! You need Hui Ren Shen Bao, hello, your sword (cheap) is also good!"
Who can stand encountering such a bad opponent in a fight?
Ah Ping was so angry at him that he could no longer bear it, and his moves became more and more fierce, but he still did not dare to use his Taoist Qi recklessly.
But it is still very difficult to defeat the world boxing champion Lin Zheng with physical attacks alone. No matter how he attacked, he could not hit Lin Zheng.
Yu Ning had already guessed Lin Zheng's tactics. While she admired him in her heart, the corners of her mouth couldn't help but rise.
She liked the relaxed feeling of Lin Zheng so much. This aura of being invincible even though I am against the whole world really made her feel intoxicated.
Just then, Lin Zheng looked at her with a look of seeking credit in his eyes. Yu Ning was not stingy with her praise. She gave him a thumbs up and silently said with her lips, "Great."
If you don't praise him, he is already very arrogant.
If you praise it, it will go straight to the sky.
Lin Zheng did a somersault and jumped behind A Ping, muttering something.
"Wife, do you watch Japanese anime? Do you know what the Thousand Years of Death is? If you don't know, let me show you how to do it. See~~~"
The peach wood sword poked towards Aping's buttocks. Aping's old face turned red, and he actually forgot that he could not open the Taoist Qi. He directly cast a protective spell, allowing the Taoist Qi to gather into a golden bell that enveloped him.
Lin Zheng's heart-protecting mirror worked again, pushing A Ping away.
The huge shock not only bounced A Ping away, but also made Lin Zheng take several steps back.
It seemed that neither of them gained any advantage, but Aping had something extra in his hand.
It’s Lin Zheng’s heart-protecting mirror!
"You little brat, let's see how arrogant you can be!" Ah Ping laughed triumphantly, his eyes full of murderous intent.
This Lin guy is really too arrogant. What's the thousand-year-old killer? He only has one idea in his mind now, to kill him!
"Oh my, my magic weapon is gone, I'm scared to death, wife, save me~~~" Lin Zheng saw that his heart-protection mirror was snatched away, and he forced himself to think about all the unhappy things before he couldn't laugh.
He turned around and moved behind Yu Ning.
This action not only confused A Ping, but also confused the Soul Stealing Pavilion believers squatting on the ground.
"Is this shameless and disgusting man really President Lin?!" a believer couldn't help but ask.