Chapter 260 It’s you
Soon, Lin Laowu and Xiaokui understood what Lin Laosan meant by his insulting words "it will become unfortunate".
The tightly closed gym door couldn't block the sound leaking out.
The young couple outside the door blushed upon hearing this and looked at each other.
It is really hard to imagine that President Lin, who is so domineering outside, is like this behind closed doors. And the serious and abstinent Taoist Master Yu is so cruel to the flowers and plants?
"You're outside, get out!" While Lin Zheng was busy enjoying himself, his ears were not idle either.
He had no interest in telling others about it.
Lin Laowu shrank his neck in fear. Oh my god, eldest brother's voice was too scary. He could feel the threat of death even through the door!
Why doesn't the eldest sister-in-law take care of the eldest brother? The eldest brother values women over brothers.
Just as Lin Laowu was thinking, his sister-in-law spoke, and her voice was much more evil than usual.
"If you don't leave now, I'll be struck by lightning."
“???” Xiaokui felt unwell.
What did she do to deserve being struck by lightning?
Is this still the good-tempered Ning Xiaozu she knows?
"Lust can blind one's mind." Lin Laowu said a very literary remark, and before the group of indulging men and women inside could lose their temper, he dragged Xiaokui away quickly.
By the time Ning got rid of his evil fire, it was already the early morning of the next day.
She stared blankly at the frosted glass of the bathroom. Lin Zheng was whistling while taking a bath inside and seemed to be in a good mood.
Yu Ning moved her fingers. Although she was still stuck at the intermediate level, she could feel that her cultivation had improved a little.
After absorbing one wash stone, there are five left.
That said, there were five more powerful emotions waiting for her.
If a few more lecherous-looking guys came, Yu Ning would shudder.
The bathroom door opened, and Lin Zheng came out wrapped in a bath towel. When he met Yu Ning's gaze, the man who was full of energy the previous second was exaggeratedly holding on to the bathroom door frame the next second.
"What are you singing about?" Yu Ning found that her voice was a little hoarse as soon as she opened her mouth.
He quickly tried to cover up his mistake with a soft voice, saying, "This broken shell has done great harm to people."
"Although you are very sincere in seducing me, I am also made of flesh and blood, and I cannot withstand the ravages of your violent storms, alas."
After saying this, he shook his head seriously, looking like a smug villain.
"It's a good thing you found a well-dressed hunk like me. If it were any other man, he would have broken his back from exhaustion. As the old saying goes, there are only cows that die of exhaustion, but no fields that are plowed to death. I am that cow."
Yu Ning stood up silently. Where were all her talismans? Let's use a thunderbolt to kill this shameless person.
Lin Zheng was still blowing the flute by himself.
"However, if Madam has this need, I, as your husband, will do it if I have the conditions. If there are no conditions, I will create them. Otherwise, how about we do it again—"
As Lin Zheng spoke, his fingers were already on the edge of the bath towel. The next step was to tear the bath towel off and then pounce on her.
Yu Ning kept all the talismans in her bag and there was no time to take them out, so she just kicked Lin Zheng. Lin Zheng twisted his waist flexibly and dodged her infertile kick in a way that ordinary people could hardly do, while still flirting with him in a naughty way.
"Madam, this place is not suitable for kicking. If I move slowly, your daughter, son, grandchildren and granddaughters will all be killed by you~"
He's a good man, but he has a big mouth.
Yu Ning was so angry that her attacks became more fierce. The two of them chased each other and made a scene upstairs.
Downstairs, Lin Laosan, who had been sleepless all night, silently looked at the shaking crystal chandelier on the ceiling.
That's good. The two guys upstairs who spent the whole night were restless in the morning. Lin Lao San always admired the eldest brother, but he had never felt so sincere and simple as he did at this moment. He cursed the eldest brother sincerely: Let that shameless eldest brother get rubbed!
Is there a normal man who would do this all night long?
And my sister-in-law is also a tough girl.
You don't sleep all night, and the couple is still messing around early in the morning. Have you ever considered his feelings?
As if in response to Lin Laosan's thoughts, the tassels hanging from the handmade crystal chandelier clanged and rattled, which meant that the shameless couple upstairs were standing right in the middle of the lamp and jumping around.
Lin Laosan was so angry that he jumped up from the bed, turned around and walked around the room. After a round, he couldn't find a suitable weapon, so he went out with murderous intent.
In the corridor, a girl in work clothes and a daisy-shaped headscarf was sweeping the sculpture with an ostrich feather duster with her back to Lin Laosan.
"Give it to me!" Lin Laosan's eyes lit up when he saw the ostrich feather duster in the girl's hand.
Telescopic pole, perfect.
The sudden sound startled the girl. She turned around and looked at Lin Hai. Their eyes met and they were both surprised.
"It's you?"
"It's you?"
Sun Xin didn't expect to meet the "delivery boy" on her first day at work.
The talisman he gave her was hanging around her neck.
Lin Hai didn't expect her to show up in his house, wearing a maid's clothes.
"Why are you here?" Lin Hai asked.
"I, I, Ningning asked me to come. Do you also work for the Lin family?" Sun Xin came over early in the morning.
Yu Ning hadn't gotten up yet, so she told Wu Ma that Yu Ning asked her to come. Wu Ma thought she was a new servant, so she gave her work clothes and asked her to clean the Third Young Master's floor.
"I am the Lin family's free cow and horse, haha." And the kind that doesn't even sleep!
Lin Laosan picked up the ostrich feather duster from Sun Xin's hand, stretched it to its maximum length, and holding the duster straight to the ceiling, he returned to the bedroom with a murderous look like an ancient general.
There was no movement from the ceiling anymore; the unusually energetic couple upstairs had finally quieted down.
Lin Hai narrowed his eyes. Based on his experience, he thought that the eldest brother should be holding him and kissing him now, right?
Good, this shameless couple has quieted down, and he can fight back!
Lin Hai estimated the position of the bed in his eldest brother's room, deviated it slightly, then put on an evil smile and raised the duster to hit the ceiling.
After hitting it twice, he felt the sound was not pleasant enough, so he glanced around, grabbed the antique pen holder on the table, put it on the top of the pole, and hammered it again.
Boom!Boom!Boom!
It is worthy of being an old object with hundreds of years of history. Even knocking on the ceiling is so exciting.
The east wind blows, the war drums beat, who is afraid of whom when brothers fight?
Sun Xin stood at the door of the room, staring at Lin Laosan's childish behavior with his mouth wide open.
After Lin Laosan finished stabbing, he felt better. He opened the window and silently counted in his mind, 1, 2, 3——
"Lin Laosan, are you sick? Why are you poking the ceiling so early in the morning instead of sleeping?!" Lin Zheng's roar came from upstairs.
He had already pressed his wife down on the bed and was preparing to have sex in the early morning, but his brother interrupted his plan. He became extremely angry and started cursing as soon as he opened the window.
Lin Laosan was not to be outdone. Facing his eldest brother's unsophisticated cursing, he calmed down and sang the lyrics of Peking Opera in a clear and melodious voice:
"It's hard to speak on the wedding night. Your father held me like a pair of lions rolling around in a ball!"
"Pfft!" Sun Xin was originally stunned, but he burst into laughter when he heard the lyrics.