Chapter 279 Stew
"Where are the eggs? Let me see." Yu Ning got nervous when he heard anything about chickens.

"In the kitchen." Xiao Kui led Yu Ning over.

There were a few eggs on the chopping board. They were not big, with yellow skin, and looked like ordinary pheasant eggs.

Yu Ning went over and picked one up, looking at it in his hand, but couldn't see anything wrong with it.

"Could it be that I wanted to eat baked eggs and that made the Third Young Master so angry that he couldn't wake up? If I boil the eggs now, will he wake up?"

Yu Ning didn't reply to her but took out a Si Nan. The Si Nan could identify evil spirits and had no reaction when it approached the egg.

"This is just an ordinary egg. My life ruler didn't react at all. The steamed egg should be good, right?" Xiao Kui said to herself.

Seeing that Si Nan didn't react, Yu Ning thought for a moment and took out another ruler from her bag.

Different from Xiaokui's life ruler, hers is a square stick with many talismans engraved on it.

"What is this? I've never seen it before." Xiao Kui came over curiously.

"Tianpeng ruler, normally it is made of peach wood and iron, but mine is made of black iron, which can ward off evil spirits, exorcise demons, save ghosts, and catch monsters. It has more functions."

"Wow, four in one! No, what are you going to do with this thing?" Xiao Kui didn't react yet.

"Let's try it. Actually, this is my first time using it too," Yu Ning said as he held a ruler close to the egg, but there was no reaction.

These magical instruments were left to her by her master. Because there were too many broken pieces and she was not told completely how to use them, she could only use them by experimenting.

"Let me try." Lin Zheng found it fun to see her gesturing with her eggs. He took the ruler from his wife's hand and tapped the eggs with it in a stern tone.

"Wake up, old man!"

In an instant, the eggs glowed green, which scared Xiaokui.

"How do you know how to use it?" Yu Ning raised her eyebrows. He really used it correctly. This method made Yu Ning think about it, but she could not have thought of it.

"This thing looks a bit like the stick I used to discipline my younger brothers when I was a kid. Isn't a stick used to beat people? Naturally, it has to be more fierce to use it." Lin Zheng returned the ruler to Yu Ning.

He had plenty of experience in beating his younger brother, so he got inspiration when he saw the ruler.

"What the hell is this!" Xiao Kui was startled by the green egg. "Hack it with a peach wood sword?"

"If we split the eggs, we'll be in trouble. I'm worried that I can't find a chicken." Yu Ning put the eggs into his backpack, put away the ruler, and led everyone out of the kitchen.

Lin Zheng and I each held one person and carried the two lost souls into the car.

After leaving the Taoist temple, we drove a long way forward.

Xiao Kui didn't understand what this operation was and didn't dare to ask more questions, so she just followed the boss quietly.

"That's it." Passing by an open area, Yu Ning thought it was a good idea.

The grassland terrain has this convenience: there are no people, the area is large, and you don't have to worry about being photographed when doing anything. This would be troublesome in the city.

Lin Zheng stopped the car.

Yu Ning opened the car door and got out, placing the egg on the ground. Xiao Kui stared at it, wanting to see how the boss operated.

Yu Ning got off the car with his backpack, took out the egg and placed it on the ground, pointing at the weather and sinking it into his dantian.

"Come out! If you don't come out, I'll smash your balls!"

Xiao Kui didn't stand firmly, what is this!!! It's too straightforward!
"Is this okay?"

"Just give it a try—come out!"

Yu Ning raised the Tianpeng ruler and pretended to smash the egg.

A sharp rooster crowed across the sky.

"Save his life—Egg!"

A big chicken fell from the sky, with a boy sitting on the chicken, shouting at Yu Ning anxiously.

"Student Bao, you're here." Yu Ning put away the ruler.

The boy jumped off the chicken, his eyes evasive.

"What classmate Bao? I don't know. Give us the eggs back. We are leaving." "I have met your parents. They blame themselves. They think they did not take good care of you and did not pay attention to your abnormal mood in time."

"I don't understand." The boy's expression was obviously relieved.

"Tsk, you have the toughest mouth of anyone." Lin Zheng put one hand in his pocket, "If you are a man, you should face it bravely. What's the point of running away?"

"Crack!" The chicken flapped its wings and made an attacking gesture towards Yu Ning and Lin Zheng.

"What are you making noises for? If you make noises again, I'll stew mushrooms for you!" Lin Zheng threatened, and the chicken's feathers stood on end.

Faced with a situation that was about to break out, Yu Ning seemed calm and unhurried as he lobbied Bao Yang.

"Although I don't know why you don't want to report to the underworld, and you would rather risk being misunderstood and implicate your family to hang out with chickens, but now everyone thinks that you are the one who created nightmares in school, and your parents lost their jobs because of you."

"I, I will compensate them, when I become a ghost immortal..." Bao Yang was easily tricked by Yu Ning, and realizing that he would make mistakes if he spoke too much, he shut up in annoyance.

"Can you cultivate to be a ghost fairy just because you want to? I have been cultivating for 300 years, and I recently got an opportunity to improve my strength. I will call her out, and you can talk to her."

Yu Ning called Xiaofang out. When the chicken saw a ghost fairy coming, it was so scared that it flapped its wings and was about to fly away.

"Smash the eggs?" Lin Zheng compared the egg in front of him. He had egg quality!

The chicken stopped flapping.

"Xiao Fang, tell him about the difficulty of ghost fairy cultivation and why you gave up the organization of the underworld."

"Master Ning! I am a soldier, I fight! I don't know how to do ideological work!"

"I'll burn a projector for you? It will be more fun to watch movies."

"Add another set of speakers." Lin Zheng is wealthy.

Xiaofang immediately became alert.

He dragged Bao Yang aside and started chattering.

She talked about how hard it was for her to practice in the mountains, and how she had given up on taking the civil service exam to focus on clinging to the Yu Ning couple. With the reward from the projector, she worked very hard.

"Looking at her eloquence, she's good at selling. It's enough for her to be the sales champion." Yu Ning nodded.

You can't even make it through high school, and you still want to enter the system? What a pipe dream.

The environment down there is even more complicated than up there. It's easier to just take the college entrance exam than to play tricks on others after living there for hundreds and thousands of years.

After Xiaofang's lobbying, Bao Yang was shaken and kept looking in Yu Ning's direction.

"It looks like we're almost successful." Yu Ning has confidence in Xiaofang.

When Xiaofang was trying to persuade Bao Yang, Lin Zheng just glared at the chicken. When the chicken was about to get angry, he would crack the eggs.

He even tried to pick up the three eggs and play the three-ball tossing game, which was really irritating.

Finally, just one second before the bad-tempered chicken was about to collapse under the pressure of Lin Zheng, Xiaofang made some progress.

Bao Yang floated over to find Yu Ning.

"Master, can you guarantee the safety of my parents?"

"As long as I am here, they will be here," Yu Ning promised.

"Actually, it's not that I'm avoiding the problem, it's that we can't be discovered." Bao Yang was about to speak when the chicken got anxious and slapped Bao Yang with its wings.

Bao Yang swallowed back the words that were about to come out.

"Although I don't know what your concerns are, I can understand that you have them. So, I'll give you some time to think about it. If you change your mind within three days, come to me at any time. Before that, can you wake up my friends?"

Yu Ning negotiated the terms.

The chicken pointed at Lin Zheng reluctantly, signaling him to put down the "egg" first.

Yu Ning gave Lin Zheng a look and Lin Zheng returned the egg.

After getting the eggs, the chicken stepped hard on Lin Zheng's feet with its claws. It must have tolerated him for a long time. Lin Zheng was not to be outdone and reached out to pull the chicken's feathers!