Chapter 299 Sick
"Tsk tsk tsk." Tongbao clicked his tongue while absentmindedly giving likes to the photos of his friends on social media.
Just now, a row of people showing off their wealth appeared in his circle of friends, haha.
"I was clearly there to help, but they treated it like a team building. What a bunch of country bumpkins who have never seen the world! Is it necessary to post so many times in a row just to send a souvenir? Ha, I did go too far with Master Nun!"
Tongbao took a picture of his face with the front camera. Well, jealousy had indeed changed his appearance beyond recognition.
The next second, he lay on the table and wailed.
"I want to go too!"
Each family sent people to the sect's call for members. As the third senior brother's last disciple, Tongbao was supposed to go on behalf of the master.
But he had to help Yu Ning and his wife watch over the two prisoners of war, so he could only stay in the imperial capital, sorting out medical records for his master while watching over the two women who were howling.
Seeing other people in his circle of friends showing off their gifts, he really wanted to leave his body and float over to join in the fun. Whether he got a gift or not was secondary, he just wanted to help his master.
It's a pity that he can't leave his body and shrink the ground into an inch
Tongbao can't do it, but someone can.
"What are you doing lying there like an idiot?"
"Oh shit!" Tongbao jumped up in fright, took out a scalpel from his pocket, and gestured behind him.
"Which evildoer is causing trouble in my territory? I will kill you with one blow of my sword. Hey, Uncle Master?"
After seeing clearly that it was Lin Zheng floating behind him, Tong Bao put down the knife. This scalpel was his magic weapon.
Yu Ning's figure appeared beside Lin Zheng, from blurry to clear. It turned out that the two of them were souls leaving their bodies and asked Xiaofang to send them here.
"Looking at your little achievements, it's because your master-in-law trusts you that she keeps you here, and she hasn't looked for anyone else."
Even if only the capitalist Lin was left with his soul, he was a soul that could stir people's hearts. With just a few words, he could warm Tong Bao's cold heart.
"How did the two prisoners of war perform?" Yu Ning asked.
"They're all in there. The green tea girl is actually okay. She found crying was useless, so she just stayed quiet. The crazy woman is very noisy. She didn't keep quiet even when she was locked up in the eight-person room. She got into a fight with several roommates as soon as she arrived."
Jia Qingqing has always been arrogant and domineering. She was spoiled by her mother at home. She didn't know how to restrain herself even after coming to the mental hospital and has no idea about the ways of the world.
It wasn't a big problem when I was locked up alone before, but I still couldn't survive when I was moved to an eight-person room. I'm in trouble.
Although the eight people in this room were all girls, they were all tough guys. Jia Qingqing was punished as soon as she entered.
Tongbao took Yu Ning and his wife to Yu Zihan's single room first.
Yu Zihan is sleeping, quite quietly.
Yu Ning took out her cell phone, compared her paintings with Zhu Rongrong's, and shook her head.
"Take me to see Jia Qingqing."
Jia Qingqing's ward was much more lively.
As soon as I arrived at the door, I heard rhythmic music inside, accompanied by powerful slogans.
"Calm down, calm down, I'm not angry even if others are angry!"
Looking inside through the bars on the door, Yu Ning laughed.
In the ward, several patients in hospital gowns lined up neatly and did calming exercises to the music.
Jia Qingqing stood in the front row with a look of despair on her face, looking reluctant.
A short-haired female patient sat in front of them, crossing her legs and wrapping her arms around them to supervise the gymnastics. There was also a man behind her massaging her back, acting like a big sister. "The one sitting there is Mei Niang, who claims to be the reincarnation of the empress. She is very famous in this area. Jia Qingqing just came and yelled at her, and the empress slapped her in the face and set the rules. Now the empress does nothing but stare at Jia Qingqing."
After introducing Tongbao, the empress stood up, walked to Jia Qingqing, and slapped her in the face.
"You are so bold and wicked! I asked you to dance but you danced till you were half dead!"
"Long live our emperor!" When the other gymnasts saw the empress beating someone, they shouted slogans sporadically.
The empress looked at her "subjects" with satisfaction and her eyes fell on the dull woman next to Jia Qingqing. Everyone was shouting slogans, except this dull woman.
When the empress came up to the woman, Jia Qingqing hurriedly put on a provocative expression.
"She didn't yell! She doesn't respect you! Hit her!"
Yu Ning was both amused and confused. Jia Qingqing had become such a mess, but she still didn't change her bad habits. She was always causing trouble and was both incompetent and immoral. The mental hospital was really a suitable place for her.
When Jia Qingqing saw the empress coming, she didn't care that her face was still red and swollen. She excitedly instigated the empress to beat the dull woman. Seeing others suffer made her own injuries seem less painful.
The empress walked to Jia Qingqing's side, raised her hand, and brought it down heavily under Jia Qingqing's expectant eyes.
"Snapped!"
The crisp sound was heard even by the people outside the door.
"Why did you hit me?!" Jia Qingqing covered her face with her hands in grievance, feeling extremely wronged.
"Because I am ill!" the empress said in a sonorous and powerful voice.
"Hahaha!" Lin Zheng laughed and turned to Yu Ning and said, "Wife, this place is nice and interesting. When we have free time in the future, we can come here to have fun, right?"
There is no place in the world more interesting than a mental hospital.
These patients look crazy and mentally ill, but compared to Jia Qingqing, they are more like normal people.
Tong Bao muttered quietly: "Whose good person is staying in a mental hospital? I don't count, I came here for Master's Aunt!"
Tongbao is a surgeon. He doesn't want to stay in this place for even a single day. He feels like he will become an abnormal human being if he stays here for too long.
"Well, your uncle-in-law is the biggest fugitive suspect in the mental hospital." Yu Ning watched everything that happened in the room with interest.
If you say it is logical, it is quite absurd. If you say it is absurd, it actually reveals a hint of rationality.
The empress was a schizophrenic patient. Tong Bao introduced that she was a physicist before she became ill.
The genius is on the left and the madman is on the right. Many of the patients here seem to be birds in a cage, but the subtle thing is that sometimes they look so clear-headed.
The empress pushed away Jia Qingqing who was in the way and walked up to the dull girl. Seeing that she had no reaction, she stretched out her hand and made gestures on the dull girl's head.
"What is she doing?" Lin Zheng asked.
"Oh, the Empress is changing the chip of the robot. The silent one is called Wall-E. She thinks she is a robot. When she doesn't move, it means the chip is faulty and she needs someone to help 'change' the chip."
The Queen's hands were grabbing and gesturing in the air, as if she was really holding a chip, and then she tapped Wall-E on the forehead.
"It's changed. You are now a normal robot again."
"A bunch of psychopaths!" Jia Qingqing couldn't help but complain.
"And in time you'll show her to me!" Wall-E said, and rushed straight towards Jia Qingqing.
Jia Qingqing was caught off guard and pushed down, with a look of clear stupidity on her face. Why was this robot also attacking her?