Chapter 44: Lazy, totally lazy

"Although my elder brother likes girls with long legs, you are his type, but your personalities are too different to be suitable for each other."

As soon as Lin Laosan opened his mouth, the black cat fell silent for a rare moment.

"Aren't you talking nonsense? Doesn't eldest brother like girls with big breasts? How come you like girls with long legs?" Lin Laowu felt that what his third brother said was wrong.

"You spent more time with Big Brother than I did with Big Brother? Big Brother broke up with his ex-girlfriend because her legs were not long enough and Big Brother didn't have any feelings for her."

"You mean, big brother can't do it?"

"Meow? Meow? Meow?" What can't he do? Explain it clearly!
The black cat meowed wildly and angrily.

In the eyes of his two bastard brothers, he is not only an old pervert, but also an old pervert with no ability? !

This rumor is getting more and more outrageous!!!

"Brother should be fine in that aspect, right? I saw him changing clothes when we were swimming, and he had a great body - but when I think about it carefully, I have never seen him check into a hotel with a woman." Lin Laosan fell into reminiscence.

"One time, my eldest brother and I went out to discuss business, and the other party stuffed a woman into his room. My eldest brother kicked her out, but I was kind enough to take her to my room to spend the night because I saw that she was wearing too little."

When Lin Laosan recalled the night when he "did good deeds", there was still a hint of nostalgia on his face. It must be said that it was indeed suspicious that his brother didn't want a girl who did such a good job.

"Brother must have been kicked in the crotch while boxing and his body was broken - ouch!" Lin Laowu's eyes were covered with pain.

She clamped her legs together and pointed at the black cat angrily.

"Ningning, it bit my thigh!" What if it was a little more to the side and bit a vital part!
"Don't bite randomly." Yu Ning touched her pet's little head.

"That's right!" Lin Laowu was indignant. What if he was physically castrated?
"These unclean things are also unhygienic. What will you do if you have diarrhea?"

"???" Lin Laowu's face was full of hurt. "Ningning, you are biased! Who is more important, me or the cat?"

"A cat."

"Okay, let's break up. Don't talk to me for five minutes from now on!" Lin Laowu turned his head away, angry!

"Since my eldest brother seems to be incompetent, why don't you consider me?" Lin Lao San said half-jokingly and half-seriously.

"Meow?!" The black cat started cursing, "The third brother is so shameless!"
He can step on his own brother and make up stories about his brother. Is this "lazy and lewd" guy trying to get to the top?
He is not suitable for the girl, then the third brother, the sea king, is suitable? !
The black cat meowed and roared in its heart, Girl, reject him, reject him mercilessly, this guy is a rotten cucumber, he has no self-discipline at all.

How could he be worthy of Yu Ning?
"You?" Yu Ning frowned.

"Yes, if you don't want to be my eldest sister-in-law, you can be my third sister-in-law. My third brother is also a very nice person and is easier to get along with than my eldest brother."

Lin Laowu immediately forgot that he was still in a unilateral cold war with Yu Ning, and tried hard to promote his third brother.

"Meow!" Shut up, silly naivete. Do you see bad people in your eyes?

"No." Yu Ning refused.

"Why? Am I not rich enough or handsome enough?" asked Lin Lao San.

He and Yu Ning had just met, so it was nonsense to say that they fell in love at first sight.

But he had seen this girl's strength and was astounded by it.

If Yu Ning's talents are utilized well, he can do a lot of things.

He couldn't let such a person fall into the hands of the Lin family's competitors.

In the eyes of Lin Lao San, a smiling tiger who puts profit above everything else, marrying a wife is just a decoration and he is not serious about marrying anyone.

Marrying a rich man is also a marriage, marrying a girl who can see through the secrets of the world is also a marriage, it doesn't matter.

"You are destined to have only sons and no daughters. I quite like girls, but this is not suitable for me. And the most important point is——"

Yu Ning paused.

The black cat raised his chin proudly, feeling extremely proud.

Quick, tell the rotten cucumber No. 3 that he is more handsome than the No. 3!
He remembered everything the girl said, and she talked about his body, saying that he was more handsome than his two younger brothers, huh!

"Your marriage is too messy."

"What do you mean?"

"Your face is very good. If I have to point out a flaw, it's that your marriage line is too messy. There's black in the red, and red in the black. Opportunities and disasters are mixed together." "Is that good or bad?"

"I don't know. Your marriage is the most complicated I've ever seen. I can't explain it for now. I can only say that whoever marries you will be rich but will also have a narrow escape from death."

She doesn't want to be involved in such a complicated relationship.

She just wanted to break through the limitations as soon as possible, return to the mountains, and become a person like her master.

In the future, when she has accumulated enough merit, she might even have a daughter.

The Lin brothers did not take Yu Ning's words seriously, thinking that she was just teasing the third brother Lin for his rich emotions.

Little did people know that in the near future, Yu Ning's prediction would come true.

Now Yu Ning’s mind is focused on merit.

This time, she helped Lin Laowu resolve the crisis and earned some merit from Officer Xia.

After returning to the Lin family, Yu Ning was about to take a shower when Amber's video was sent to her.

Yu Ning quickly rolled up her long hair that had just been untied, making sure that not a single strand of hair would fall down.

She checked the fit of her clothes again and confirmed in the mirror that there was no problem before answering Amber's video.

The black cat pouted her lips hard, haha, it was that spirited young man who lived off his wife again, and she dressed up so seriously again.

He thinks that his own brother is not worthy of the girl, so the spirited young man on the other side of the video is even less worthy.

"Sister Ningning~" Amber blew a kiss to Yu Ning.

The black cat jumped onto Yu Ning's legs and tried to press the camera.

"Don't make trouble!" Yu Ning hugged him in her arms.

While she was out on a case, she had no time to hold it. The little guy must have been lonely.

Amber was originally laughing as he watched the black cat go crazy, but when he saw the black cat being held in Yu Ning's arms, he could no longer laugh.

"Sister Ningning, you'd better not hug him like this."

"why?"

“Because my heart aches.”

As soon as Amber finished speaking, she saw the greedy black cat shamelessly burying its face in it. Damn, is this a provocation?

Amber was so angry that she almost cursed out loud.

"Third brother, have you been feeling unwell recently? Why are you so sad for no reason?" Yu Ning asked.

"It's okay. Don't hold him like that. Cats have lots of bacteria on them."

"No, I wipe his body every day, even when he goes to the toilet—"

"You're still cleaning his ass?!!!" Amber raised her voice.

Yu Ning was silent for two seconds, then asked cautiously:
"Are you the third brother, or the third brother's fairy?"

The voice suddenly changed. Could it be that a fox spirit possessed him?
I made you so angry that your voice broke! Amber roared in her heart.

He finally realized that President Lin was not a good person. Such a big CEO, but he was throwing himself into the arms of a young girl. Isn't this a complete pervert?
Amber was reluctant to expose someone's shameless behavior. He had sworn a solemn oath to Ning's master that he would never reveal the secret on this matter.

I can only change the topic to serious matters.

"Sister Ningning, it's done. If you take some time to come to my place and bring what I want, the matter will be settled."

Yu Ning nodded and was about to hang up the phone when she heard a commotion in the corridor.

"Oh no! Auntie Wu is slashing at everyone she sees with a knife. She's gone crazy!"

　It’s time for Niu Niu Mi’s dialect science class again.

　　In this article, "色懒" is mentioned twice. In the context of the northern dialect, it represents a high degree of praise for people with good character. "色" means lustful and is a derogatory word, and "懒" means not diligent. Then negation + negation, the word becomes positive, which means that this person is not lustful at all and has a highly self-controlled character. So when you see someone you like, you can say to him, "You are such a big 色懒", and he will definitely love you more. If you want to express that you are good at speaking Northeastern dialect, you can also add a "子" after "大色懒", which becomes "大色懒子", which is more intimate.

　　
　
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