Chapter 97: There are monkeys on the mountain

Liruan smiled and handed the exchange card to Kong Wei, "Exchange the water and instant noodles. Did you bring a lunch box?"

"No."

"Then change the lunch box and the pot, and I'll go take care of this chicken."

"Okay, okay, I'll go right away."

Soon, a fire was lit where the two men settled, and the old hen was also taken apart. The chicken breast was prepared to be put into the pot to cook, and the rest was roasted. After about forty minutes, the strong aroma of meat wafted through the forest.

"It smells so good. Luckily Sister Ruan brought a lighter, otherwise we would have to eat dry instant noodles."

Liruan took out the seasoning and sprinkled it evenly on the chicken. "It's a pity that there is no honey. The taste is a bit worse."

"This is good enough, okay? Otherwise we can only eat instant noodles." No, maybe we can't even eat instant noodles, after all, those cards were found by Sister Ruan.

Li Ruan: "You are quite content."

Kong Wei added more wood to the fire and joked to himself, "I am basically winning without doing anything when I follow Sister Ruan. If I am still not satisfied, I will probably be struck by lightning."

Li Ruan showed a little appreciation for Kong Weiduo, "By the way, I also found two task cards. You can open them and see what tasks are on them." Li Ruan took out the cards from her pocket and handed them over.

Kong Wei took it and opened the red card to take a look. “The task on this card is to find three kinds of Chinese medicine, cinnamon, cloves, and yizhi.

I do know about cinnamon, it seems to be a seasoning, cloves are flowers, what is this intellectual benefit?

How to complete this, I don't know.

Look at the second picture again, find some fresh water to drink. How can we find it? The mountain is so big, and we have to hurry to find the flag. Wouldn’t it be a waste of time to find water? "

Li Ruan used the back of her hand to lift the loose hair on her forehead. "Where's the prize? What can I get for completing two tasks?"

"The reward for finding Chinese medicine is three kilograms of rice. The reward for finding water is five kilograms of beef."

Liruan smiled, "I didn't expect the director to be so generous."

[The reward is quite generous, but the question is, can you get it? ]

[It doesn't matter if I can't get it. With Liruan's ability, my Weizi will definitely not starve. 】

[This kid has already taken advantage of a huge advantage. He just won today by lying down and doing nothing.]

[I already have chicken, why do I need a bicycle? 】

Most of the comments are from Kong Wei’s fans. They are in a good mood now. Anyway, their kids won’t starve, and it doesn’t matter whether the task is completed or not.

[Everyone, go to the next room and take a look. The guy who claims to have real kung fu skills has lost face. Hurry up, or else his live broadcast room will be blocked. ]

In a flash, most of the audience in the live broadcast room ran to Live Broadcast Room No. 1.

After two swipes, the remaining ones all ran away, leaving only a few diehard fans of Kong Wei and Li Ruan, with a number of less than 100,000.

What a joke. These days, who isn’t a spectator?

Fan Mingye is truly a man of joy. He sprained his ankle, but fortunately, he had medicine for traumatology in his luggage. In his words, he always carries that thing with him, after all, that's his job, and traumatology is a common thing for him. He applied the medicine, rubbed the bruise away, and after he relaxed, he started on his way.

But leather shoes were not suitable for walking on mountain roads, so he said something to Zhang Yifeng, left the camera and the drone behind, and went into the woods to change clothes.

The drone was out of sight, so Fan Mingye took off his clothes one by one. Just as he was about to change into his sportswear, tragedy struck. It's an exaggeration to say that there are hidden dragons and crouching tigers on this mountain, but there is a group of monkeys on the mountain!
A dozen monkeys suddenly appeared beside Fan Mingye like divine soldiers descending from the sky, and the next second they snatched away all his clothes and luggage, even his two big leather shoes.

The two monkeys who snatched the shoes put them on their heads as hats, but they were dizzy from the smoke the next second. They quickly took off the shoes and threw them at Fan Mingye's head with a grin, but unfortunately they missed him.

Another monkey took a fancy to his underwear with a dinosaur pattern, jumped over, grabbed his underwear and started pulling it down.

Fan Mingye was stunned for a moment and tried to hit the monkey, but the monkey refused to let go of his underwear, and the underwear got stuck on his knees. The monkey ran, and he followed it, shouting as he ran.

The person who was filming thought something had happened, so he followed in with his camera. Of course, something really had happened.

Then the scene of Fan Mingye chasing a monkey with his bare butt and balls showing appeared in the camera.

The barrage in the No. 1 live broadcast room was full of hahahaha, [Oh my god, the live broadcast room will not be blocked soon, right? Please don’t do that, I am willing to exchange ten years of my ex-boyfriend’s life for the continuation of the live broadcast. ]

[Pfft! Hahaha, is Fan Mingye serious about that? I thought that a tough guy like him would definitely be better than an ordinary person, but in the end, it was just like that.]

[This thing stands up, only about twelve or thirteen? ]

[Hahahahaha, I suspect you are driving, and I have some evidence! ]

[I don't understand what the person above is saying? ]

[Damn, my eyes are dirty, so fucking ugly! I'm talking about Fan Mingye's underwear. ]

[There's a dinosaur on it, right? Why is he so childish? ]

Under the camera, Fan Mingye had already started to curse, "You stupid monkey, let me go! Fuck you..."

He beat and scolded the monkey, but the monkey refused to let go despite the pain. Seeing him raising his foot to kick the monkey in the stomach, the cameraman quickly reminded him, "Teacher Fan, don't jump. This is a national protected animal! You are very strong, and if you beat it to death, you will be sentenced!"

The next second, the live broadcast room went dark, and the image of Fan Mingye running around with his naked buttocks being pulled by a monkey by his red underwear finally disappeared.

[Although, Fan Mingye’s quality is really not that good. ]

[He did curse very badly.]

[The scene just now was really funny, but it’s a pity that the live broadcast room was blocked and I can’t see it. ]

【I recorded the screen, I recorded the screen! 】

[I recorded it too! If you want it, click me. ]

Soon, several terms such as #《Let’s Go on an Adventure》Fan Mingye was teased by a monkey# #《Let’s Go on an Adventure》live broadcast room was blocked# #Fan Mingye’s exposed photos# became hot searches.

Then a large number of viewers flocked into the live broadcast room of "Let's Go on an Adventure" because of these hot searches.

Director Wang looked at the skyrocketing number of viewers, feeling mixed emotions. He wanted the show to be popular, but not in this way! None of those trending searches were what he wanted to see!
In the No. 3 live broadcast room, Jin Shihan and Fu Yurong were not doing well either. "The only food we found was a pack of instant noodles and three bottles of water. That's not enough."

Fu Yurong: "After I signed this variety show, I read a lot of books on wilderness survival and learned a lot about wild vegetables and mushrooms. Teacher Jin, I will go pick some and bring them back."

"Then let's go together. I'll go find some firewood. Luckily I brought a lighter with me, otherwise I'd just have to eat instant noodles."

Fu Yurong took out a bag from her backpack, uh, it was the small item bag that came with her suitcase, which was just right for mushrooms.

(End of this chapter)