Chapter 71 I am testing poison
"Who the hell are you? Don't you know to go to the designated toilet when you need to relieve yourself? If your butt doesn't burst today, my name will fall..."

Bai Dashan was choking on his roar when he saw the blue butterfly hairpin on the little head in front of him.

Others were also shocked: "Uh... Auntie?"

I don't like to wear pigtails, so the only thing on my bun today is a blue butterfly hairpin.

When Bai Dashan roared, Bai Tao had just taken a bite of powder. She froze and slowly turned her head to look.

His face was immediately filled with surprise.

I go!

I was just eating some snail noodles secretly. Do you think it's necessary for several of you to come and catch me in the act?

"Ahem!" Putting down her chopsticks, Bai Tao calmly stuffed the tablet into her bag and asked, "Why are you here?"

Calm down!

I am an aunt, and as long as I am not embarrassed, others will be embarrassed.

"We..." Bai Dashan was about to answer when a gust of wind blew and the self-heating pot in front of Bai Tao emitted a spicy and stinky smell again.

"Auntie, what are you doing?"

The others also looked suspicious. Why did the old lady have to go out to eat?

What the hell is this? It smells so bad.

Bai Tao was about to say something, but suddenly remembered that what Bai Dashan yelled just now meant that someone pooped here?!
The people in Taohua Village were extremely well-behaved. No matter what she ate in the camp, the villagers, young and old, would never be curious or greedy.

Under such circumstances, this old lady still went out to eat special meals and was caught in the act.

Although the villagers won't say anything, doesn't her behavior seem trashy?
Thinking of this, the next second, Bai Tao spoke faster than her brain: "I'm testing poison!"

The spicy and smelly snail noodles do taste strong, so it is not wrong to test for poison. Otherwise, how can we explain why she ran out to eat secretly?

She is a lady, so she has to maintain her dignity and appearance.

After saying that, Bai Tao picked up the chopsticks, calmly picked up a handful of snail noodles, and started slurping it up.

Look how smart I am!
This way you can eat it openly.

Poison testing?

No wonder you're hiding.

Hearing this, several people nodded in sudden realization, but the next second, the faces of those who reacted immediately changed. What?
Bai Dashan was right in front, and he quickly rushed forward, shouting with red eyes to stop them: "No, auntie, you can't eat it."

Bai Duoxi followed closely behind. He also rushed over and snatched the self-heating pot from Bai Tao. His face turned pale with fear: "Auntie, how are you?"

Others also ran up and surrounded Bai Tao. They looked Bai Tao up and down in fear, with panic on their faces.

"Auntie, are you okay?"

"Auntie, how do you feel?"

"Auntie, are you feeling unwell?"

It’s over, it’s over. If anything happens to me, how will we face our ancestors?

"Wow... Auntie, why didn't you tell me about this? How could you hide out and do such a dangerous thing?"

"I didn't..." Bai Tao swallowed the powder in her mouth and opened her mouth to say something, but was interrupted by several panicked and frightened people.

"I need someone to test the poison, just let me know!"

"Auntie, if anything happens to you, how will we live?"

Bai Dayong tilted his head to look at the self-heating pot in Bai Duoxi's hand, smelled the stench that kept wafting away, and said without thinking: "Auntie, I'll do it."

As he spoke, he reached out and grabbed the chicken feet soaked in soup and stuffed them into his mouth. He took a few bites and said vaguely, "Let me try if it's poisonous!" It was spicy and smelly, and Bai Dayong ate in a hurry. He choked and started coughing: "Cough cough... cough cough cough..."

"No!"

It all happened so fast that Bai Tao had no time to stop it. She just watched the snail noodles she had prepared being eaten by Bai Dayong.

I only ate two mouthfuls of the noodles. I didn't eat the sour bamboo shoots, the tiger skin chicken feet, or the spicy strips!
Bai Tao froze, looking hopeless. She had eaten less breakfast specifically just to have this bite.

But her distressed look was seen by Bai Dashan and others as her worrying about Bai Dayong's health.

"Auntie, don't worry, ahem... I'm a grown man, ahem, I can handle it."

If he, a man of his age, can't carry it, how can I, a five-year-old girl, carry it?

"Ahem, village chief, if something happens to me, ahem..." Bai Dayong paused, and said with red eyes: "I hope the villagers can, ahem, ahem... take care of my family more."

Bai Dayong has already started to explain his last wishes: "It doesn't have to be special, ahem... during the busy farming season, just lend a hand..."

At this time, Bai Duoxi stuffed the self-heating pot into the hands of a nearby villager, picked up Bai Tao, and yelled at the others: "Stop talking so much, go back to the camp and get some soapy water."

He remembered that his aunt mentioned when she gave soap to everyone that soapy water could induce vomiting.

If you accidentally eat something, you can drink plenty of soapy water to induce vomiting.

There is still a lot of stuff in the container, so I probably didn’t eat much. The right thing to do is to induce vomiting to reduce the absorption of toxicity and then see a doctor as soon as possible.

Bai Dashan also recovered from his shock, and thinking about this, he shouted, "Yes, yes, hurry up, go back and add soapy water."

Bai Tao was speechless as she was carried back in the blink of an eye. She struggled, waving her hands and kicking her legs: "Ah, what are you doing? Put me down..."

No matter how powerful I am, I am still just a five-year-old baby. It is normal for me to be afraid.

Seeing this, Bai Dashan wiped the tears from his eyes and comforted her hurriedly: "Auntie, don't be afraid, you will be fine."

"I was fine."

Bai Youcai, who was holding up Bai Tao's feet, choked up and said, "Wuwu, aunt, please don't say anything. This is poison. How can it be okay?"

If I had discovered this earlier, I wouldn't have had to test the poison myself!

Bai Dayong was choked by the spicy juice and kept coughing, so he ran slower than the others.

This made the others even more frightened. Has the poison already entered his internal organs?

If it weren't for the thought that they couldn't let anything happen to Bai Tao, the few people with weak legs and feet would have collapsed long ago.

Bai Tao was dizzy and speechless for a while. They were the ones who talked about everything, whether it was something or not.

"Put me down quickly, I'm really fine."

When Bai Dashan and the others saw this, they became more worried and their faces wrinkled with pain. How could he be okay?

If there is really nothing wrong, why would I need to hide and try it secretly? Isn't it because I'm afraid that everyone will know and worry?

"Auntie, hold on, we'll be there soon."

"Yes, auntie, please don't sleep."

"Woo woo, aunt, we're here, we're here..."

Hearing this, Bai Tao struggled even harder.

Pour soapy water into her mouth?
Definitely not.

I just ate two mouthfuls of noodles, so who did I offend?

　I just realized that it’s already May.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)