Chapter 192 That's all nonsense

"That won't work."

Ye Keke shook her head and said, "Everyone has bad natures. There are all kinds of people in this town. If people are accustomed to getting something for nothing, over time, everyone will become lazy, which is not conducive to the long-term development of the town."

Song Lu nodded, "That's true. For example, I'm very lazy and would never sit if I could lie down."

Ye Keke took a look at his current posture, the corners of her mouth twitched, and she said nothing more.

In the past, Song Lu sat next to the cardboard box to observe the little people, but now, Song Lu placed a bed on the edge of the cardboard box and put a huge stone under the bed. In this way, he can lie on his side and observe the living conditions of the little people in Tianliu Village, which is very convenient.

Song Lu sighed: "Life is so comfortable now. I can see interesting things in the world without leaving home..."

Ye Keke asked: "Is Tianliu Village interesting?"

Song Lu said: "Of course, there are many people in this village. Most of them believe in gods and immortals, but there are also a few people who don't believe in gods and immortals... These people who don't believe in gods and immortals are my daily fun."

Ye Keke was surprised and asked, "You are not going to bully these villains just because they don't believe in God, are you?"

Song Lu said: "Bullying occasionally."

Ye Keke frowned and said, "You are not doing the right thing. Do you remember our original principles? We were just helping to keep an eye on these villains, making sure they were alive and well, and lending a helping hand when they needed it. How long has it been, and you have changed?"

Song Lu said, "Listen to my explanation. I found a problem... Most of these people who don't believe in God have character problems. For example, I found someone who deserves a beating today."

Ye Keke asked: "Who? Why do you want to be beaten?"

Song Lu said: "There is a young man named Xiang in Tianliu Village. He treats his parents very badly, but his parents still spoil him. They spend money to ask a matchmaker to introduce him to a girl from Mojia Village, because Mojia Village is the most favored by the immortals, and three meals a day are guaranteed. Even if the old couple dies in the future, they don't have to worry about their lazy son starving to death. But the matchmaker said that if the girl from Mojia Village marries in, it is highly likely that the immortals will continue to feed her, so Xiang's parents had to give up this idea and choose to find a daughter-in-law for their son in their own village."

Ye Keke asked: "And then?"

Song Lu said: "At this time, the young man surnamed Xiang made a request himself, saying that he wanted to marry Xing Yuan."

Ye Keke said: "Who is Xingyuan? I don't know her."

Song Lu said, "Do you know who Liu Dashi is?"

Ye Keke nodded, "I know. All of the master's statues were carved by the Liu brothers, headed by Liu Dashi."

Song Lu said: "Liu Dashi married a wife named Xinghua, who is the most beautiful girl in the village. Xinghua has a younger sister, who is fifteen years old, named Xingyuan. Xingyuan is of ordinary appearance and is a kind and introverted girl. This young man surnamed Xiang wants to marry Xingyuan, not because he loves her, but because Xingyuan's brother-in-law is Liu Dashi."

Hearing this, Ye Keke's expression was a little horrified, "So, the person Xiang likes is Liu Dashi?"

"No!" Song Lu was speechless. He really didn't know what was going on in Ye Keke's brain that he would think of this.

Song Lu went on to explain, "Liu Dashi can not only talk to the immortal, but also be fed by the immortal alone. And this young man surnamed Xiang knows that Xingyuan is a person who is easy to control. This morning, I heard the young man surnamed Xiang tell his parents in the yard that after he gets married, he can force Xingyuan to bring money or food, or let Xingyuan take him to the Liu family for meals. If Xingyuan doesn't obey, he will beat her up. Anyway, Xingyuan has already married and can't run away."

Ye Keke was furious when he heard this. "There are gods above us. Isn't he afraid that the gods will find out and punish him?"

Song Lu said, "He said that women are shy, so he would specifically target private areas. Even if Xing Yuan was bullied by him, she would find it hard to speak out... Besides, the gods are high up, so it's impossible for them to open his windows at night and interfere with his wedding night with his wife, right? Xing Yuan is very shy, so even if she was wronged, she probably wouldn't say anything."

"This... this is too shameless!" Ye Keke was so angry that her face turned red. "This man is simply a scum! Where is he? I want to kill him with my own hands!"

"Ah?" Song Lu looked at her and said, "You are too impulsive. We can't kill anyone."

Ye Keke said, "I know. I won't kill him. I will turn him into a bug. I will only feed him vegetables at night and not meat. Moreover, I will force him to eat lettuce every night until dawn!"

Song Lu said: "You girls are so soft, even when you take revenge on someone, you are so gentle. If I were you, I would just feed him chili peppers every night until he died of spiciness."

Ye Keke said, "Eh? Right, I didn't think of that just now. After all, I always feed insects with meat or vegetables... You're right. If it falls into my hands, I will feed it with peppers or bitter melon..."

Song Lu smiled and said, "So, when dealing with this kind of person, should I bully him?"

"Yeah! I think so."

Ye Keke nodded vigorously, then asked: "How did you do it?"

Song Lu said: "I didn't do anything excessive, I just broke his leg."

Ye Keke said: "Broken limbs can be reattached, but it will take a hundred days for the broken bones to heal. It seems that he will not be able to do bad things in the short term..."

Song Lu said, "It was impossible to reconnect it. I crushed his leg and almost killed him with pain. Fortunately, the master left behind some healing pills and detoxification pills before he left. I quickly soaked his leg in the healing pill water and stabilized his injury... otherwise he would have died."

At this point, Song Lu had a fearful expression on his face, "If he dies, I will have committed murder."

Ye Keke: "...Although I think this person deserves to die, your method is really cruel."

Song Lu spread his hands and said, "I can't help it. I don't want Xing Yuan to get hurt. Although from a human's aesthetic point of view, Xing Yuan's face is chubby and her facial features are very ordinary, but I have observed her and feel that she is a very cute girl. I hope she can find a husband who loves her in the future."

Ye Keke nodded, and then asked, "Are there many evil people like that in Tianliu Village?"

Song Lu said, "Not much. Like the young man I just mentioned, he was too arrogant and dared to talk about those disgusting things in the yard. I heard him and punished him. But the rest of the people in the village have brains and know that there are gods in heaven, so they dare not talk nonsense outside. But when they go home and close the door to chat at night, it may not be the same... After all, there are many couples in the village. When couples whisper in the middle of the night, I can't eavesdrop. I have to leave some privacy for the villagers. Besides, there are so many villagers, and it is impossible for me to listen to what they are saying every moment and from house to house." Ye Keke murmured, "That's true..."

Song Lu said, "What I told you is what I discovered today. I also discovered one or two people with bad character before. One of them was a middle-aged man who looked honest and had good relationships with people during the day, but he stole the neighbor's dog at night... The dog knew him and didn't bark. He used a piece of meat to lure the dog out of the yard. Then, the man took the dog to his house. I don't know what happened, because there should be a secret room in this man's house. He took the dog to the secret room. I opened the window of his house, but couldn't enter the secret room... The dog never came out again. The next day, the little boy in the neighbor's house couldn't find his dog and cried very sadly."

Ye Keke asked: "Why did that man bring the dog to the secret room? To eat dog meat secretly?"

Song Lu shook his head. "I don't know. Anyway, this village is not as harmonious and peaceful as it seems."

Ye Keke said: "We should tell the master about this. The master can use the statue to come to the village of villains and solve the problems that we can't handle."

Song Lu pursed his lips. He was silent for a long time and said, "Actually, I don't want to tell the master about these things. I feel that the master is holy and bright. I don't want her to be exposed to the dark side of these people... I hope she will always be bathed in the sun and receive people's praise and gratitude."

Ye Keke said: "I think you underestimate the master's ability to accept. You don't dare to kill people, but the master does. Moreover, the master herself is a human being. She must have seen many evil people. You should let her know this."

Song Lu scratched his head and said, "Oh, right, the two men I just mentioned have one thing in common, which is that they don't believe in immortals, and every time they see an immortal statue, they take a detour."

Ye Keke curled her lips, "That's normal, I suspect they are both feeling guilty."

Song Lu hummed, and then said, "I have an immature guess..."

"what?"

"Do you remember what Master Qingrui said, that the master has great fortune?"

"remember."

Song Lu continued, "This kind of person is favored by heaven and earth, and usually their wishes come true. For example, if she is short of money today, someone may take the initiative to give her money tomorrow. She is interested in raising villains, so these villains will be very obedient in front of her. Even the evil ones will be suppressed in front of her, and they can't help but want to show their best side, and dare not reveal the slightest bit of evil. But now, the master rarely pays attention to Tianliu Village, so the evil people in Tianliu Village are gradually surfacing."

Ye Keke said: "I think you are overthinking it. The master once killed a villain with a stone."

Song Lu said: "It's different. Those who were crushed to death were basically outsiders who had never been raised by their masters. But the people in Tianliu Village were raised by their masters and had received their masters' kindness."

Ye Keke said unhappily, "According to what you said, once the master left, all the little people turned bad?"

Song Lu said patiently, "Not all of them have turned bad. Most of those devout believers are good. In other words, only those with pure hearts will be inspired by the master, believe in her, and be grateful to her. But those with evil natures will instinctively reject the immortals because they have done bad things and feel afraid deep in their hearts. Therefore, they keep a respectful distance from the immortals."

"Well, what you said makes sense..." Ye Keke pondered for a moment, and suddenly reacted, saying, "No, what you said is just your guess. Who knows if it is true? I don't want to listen to your nonsense... Many people in the town don't believe in gods. According to your point of view, they are all evil? There are too many evil people in the town. What you just said must be false. Don't tell me this kind of false news in the future."

Song Lu said, "How can it be false? Think about it carefully. There are [prophets] in the villain world, right? In order to gain merit, [prophets] will try their best to make the people in the area under their jurisdiction live a good life, which shows that [prophets] are good. The four [prophets] known so far are Chen Qi from Mojia Village, Silver-haired Prophet from Tianliu Village, Fang Yurong from Hulu Town, and Xu Yintong from Baishan Village. These [prophets] can see immortals. In addition, Baishan Village is home to a group of foolishly kind villagers, and everyone in this group of villagers can see immortals!"

"What does this mean?"

"This means that only kind-hearted people can see immortals. Although those kind-hearted people cannot see immortals, they believe in them. As for the remaining people who can neither see nor believe in them, they are definitely not good people."

Ye Keke: “…” She felt that she had been convinced by Song Lu.

She thought for a moment and said, "So, those villains without faith should all die?"

I thought Song Lu would give a positive answer, but he laughed and said, "I just said nonsense. I was lonely for too long before, and no one chatted with me. Although I have little people now, there are very few little people in Tianliu Village who can see me. Besides, I live in a different environment and have different ideologies from the little people. We don't have much in common. It's more interesting to chat with you."

Ye Keke was mad, "I was listening to you so seriously, and you were talking nonsense? I'm really pissed off! Do you believe I can punch you out?"

After hearing this, Song Lu turned into a turtle on the spot.

The tortoise shell is lush green, like a piece of jade, full of the breath of life.

Song Lu said, "It's up to you. I'll just lie here and you can hit me as much as you want."

Ye Keke stared at his tortoise shell and clenched his fists angrily, "If you have the guts, don't retract your head and limbs into your shell!"

Song Lu hummed, "I admit that I have no ability."

Ye Keke gritted her teeth, "You are shameless!"

Songlu said, "I have a shell."

Ye Keke laughed angrily, "Just wait, when Kong Han comes back, we will team up and beat you up!"

Song Lu said: "Well, the master will be back soon. When you hit me, I will turn into a human form and be hit away by you. Then the master will definitely have pity on me."

Ye Keke was full of questions:?

Song Lu added: "The master has always been compassionate to the weak. I wonder if you have noticed that after the three of us transformed into human form, the master likes me a little more."

Ye Keke said: "This is impossible, stop being so narcissistic here, the master's favorite contracted beast is Miss Qianxue, and the second is me."

Song Lu said: "The master likes Qianxue the most, I agree with this, but the second one is me, not you."