Chapter 120: Uncle-in-law, still wets the bed...
The Pei family has never been an orthodox family that relied solely on farming. They had to sell the prey in the mountains. Pei Jin, Pei Yu and Pei Xuan had been hanging out in the black market with their second uncle Pei since they were old enough to understand. Pei Yu's transportation business caused him even more trouble.
Gu Si was originally a businessman when he was in the interstellar space. It was rare for him to talk about this now, and he was very interested.
The brothers Gu Si and Pei Jin and Pei Xuan were having a great time.
“As long as this medicinal wine works well, it will be easy to sell.
If you find it difficult to sell, it’s easy to give it away first. When others see good results from using it, they will beg you to buy it.”
After talking about the medicinal wine, the three of them started talking about prey.
Things in the mountains are public property. At the end of each year, the village organizes collective hunting to sell them openly, but if you want to sell them privately, you have to do it secretly.
The Pei family has always been selling on the black market or to some familiar customers, but this does not mean that there are no risks.
I was getting excited at the moment and ideas were popping up in my mind one after another.
If you sell wild boars, wild rabbits, pheasants, roe deer and other animals directly, people may think they are wild animals from the mountains. But if you chop them into puree and stuff them into sausages, who would know whether they are wild or domesticated?
Moreover, this sausage is easier to transport and store than selling the dry prey directly.
The old lady is good at making sausages, and Gu Si also has a lot of secret recipes in his head...
If it is really made, it will probably be more profitable than selling fresh meat directly.
Lingxi was pregnant with a baby, so she listened with great interest at first, but later on became drowsy and she didn’t know when she fell asleep.
I vaguely remember that my fourth brother seemed to carry me back to the bedroom.
and also……
It seemed that there was some noise afterwards.
"Wow..., uncle, why did you wet the bed!" Little Minghui shouted, awakening Lingxi, who was half asleep, and she opened her eyes.
This earth-shattering sentence shocked Lingxi so much that she barely came to her senses and saw that her fourth brother had sat up and was looking down at his pajamas in shock.
Lingxi: “…”
Lingxi rubbed her eyes again and again, but the scene in front of her eyes did not change at all.
Her fourth brother's smoky gray pajamas and pants were wet.
Ah ah ah ah ah--
Lingxi felt dizzy.
Who am I, where am I, and what am I doing?
Why did I hear that Fourth Brother wet his pants? Not only did I hear it, I actually saw it.
She had a bewildered look on her face, and felt stupidly that something was wrong with the world.
No, why is little Minghui on their bed? !
Gu Si finally came back to his senses and saw that little Ran Minghui had already climbed down from the kang and ran to the door, still clinging to the door frame to look at the two adults on the kang.
"Uncle-in-law, are you ashamed of yourself for wetting the bed... Tsk, Minghui stopped wetting the bed when he was three and a half years old!"
He looked disgusted, and then ran out.
There was a moment of silence at the scene.
Lingxi reacted, silently covered her ears, and moved back inside. As expected -
"Stop right there, you little bastard!"
Gu Si's voice was rarely angry.
At this time, little Minghui had already run to the edge of the vegetable garden. He quietly turned his head and looked around, as if to make sure that there was no one else around, and then he quietly released the water.
I was startled by Gu Si's shout.
"puff……"
Lingxi couldn't help laughing and instantly fell on the kang.
I almost cried from laughing!
We chatted until late last night. Pei Jin and Pei Xuan stayed in the living room all night, worried that the noise would disturb others: "..."
Hahahahaha!
Gu Si, who followed Minghui throughout the whole process with his mental power: "..."
!!!
He turned around and looked at Lingxi.
Lingxi laughed so hard that her eyes were filled with tears. He nodded her head unhappily, but he didn't want to mess her up. He just said helplessly, "Be careful with your stomach."
Lingxi nodded and couldn't help laughing.
Gu Si was reluctant to torture Lingxi, but he didn't feel the slightest bit of sympathy for the two people watching the fun outside.
Minghui, who had already dealt with the most important thing in his life, heard the laughter and strolled back to the door of the wing room. He poked his head out and said, "Dad, Third Uncle, let me tell you, my uncle-in-law, he peed..."
"Ahhhh-"
Gu Si got out of the kang directly.
Little Minghui ran away.
Even though the son ran away, there was still the father—— Lingxi heard a series of loud noises outside, followed by two sounds from time to time——
Gu Laosi, I will fight with you.
In this case.
There was also Minghui's "ahhhhh" sound, and it was not clear whether he was carried back or ran back on his own.
It’s so lively!
Lingxi: “…”
!!!
Lingxi lost all desire to sleep in the morning because of this incident.
When she went out, she saw that her fourth brother had already changed his clothes, but Pei Jin and Pei Xuan had no clothes to change, and several places on their bodies were wet.
It's obvious what that is.
And little Minghui...
A look of being ravaged.
Lingxi covered her face.
Gu Si saw her come out, and looked at her face carefully. Seeing that there was nothing wrong, he said, "It's still early, are you still sleeping? Do you want to sleep in the bedroom over there?"
Minghui didn't know what happened, he had to sleep with them. It would have been fine if he just slept with them, but one of them was sleeping inside and the other was sleeping outside, but he still managed to get himself all over.
What made Gu Si speechless was that the other person was very careful and didn't get any stains on the bedding.
Lingxi wiped away the tears from laughing. Hahahaha, she still wanted to laugh.
Pei Jin and Pei Xuan couldn't stop laughing.
But it was obvious that they couldn't stay like this at the moment, so they said something to Lingxi and went back to change their clothes.
Lingxi also saw what was on the table at this time...
Deed?
She picked up the paper with some doubt.
The clauses on it described the division of labor and profit distribution among several people in partnership, which were mostly the same as what she heard last night.
Lingxi admired Gu Si who was simply wiping himself with a towel.
"Did you guys sleep at night? It's ok to discuss until midnight, but you wrote so many words and even came up with a plan!"
Gu Si: “…”
"My eldest brother wrote this."
Seeing Lingxi's surprise, Gu Si thought about whether he should tell Lingxi what happened between Pei Jin, his eldest cousin's wife, and his second uncle in the yard last night.
"Find him something to do, this is probably..."
Unsuccessful in love but successful in career?
This description is not correct.
Are you numbing yourself with work?
It doesn't seem to be either.
Then-
Without love, you feel light and free, just draw your sword and become a god?
Before Gu Si finished speaking, he saw his wife smiling.
Gu Si: “…”
!!!
His expression froze instantly.
ha?
It seems like he said something extraordinary!
Ok!
Gu Si told the truth.
"I just feel it's a pity for my eldest brother, but he is still young, it's not too late to find something to do now."
In fact, Uncle Pei was the one that Gu Si felt most sorry for.
Lingxi's biological father gave a speech at the banquet, without mentioning how talented he was. He only said that he was very famous in his time. He was promoted from regimental commander to division commander to army commander, and he once made foreign enemies tremble in fear.
Lingxi's uncle is also doing very well, earning more than 200 yuan a month, not including bonuses. This shows his level, and he is only twenty-six or twenty-seven years old.
Well, Uncle Pei, who was raised by Uncle Pei, is already like this. What about Uncle Pei who was raised in the same way as Yan Ci?
(End of this chapter)