Chapter 145: Ghost

Chapter 145: Ghost
When it came to "Water Flooding Jinshan Mountain", Liu Zhen in a white dress and Liu Ru in a green school uniform with white edges held small oil-paper umbrellas and supported each other as they stumbled out from behind the curtain. Behind them was San Gouzi holding a small sword.

In order to get the bonus to buy a pig, San Gouzi even worked hard to practice voice changing.

He is young and has not yet reached the voice change period, so his voice is androgynous. In addition, he is wearing a green dress and looks like a little girl!
"Monster! Stop! Don't run!" Xu Yuanzhi, wearing a cassock and holding a big bowl in his hand, chased after him.

San Gouzi slashed at him with his sword, glaring and cursing, "You are such a nosy old bald donkey!"

Just when everyone thought a fight was about to break out, San Gouzi put one hand on his waist and pointed a small sword at Fahai, played by Xu Yuanzhi, and started singing!

"After climbing one mountain after another, I looked up and saw the sky was flooded with water. I will not give up until the water floods the Golden Mountain, and I will not be satisfied until I kill the bald donkey!"

Audience:? ? ?
Pan Yingying: ???

Who can tell her what this devilish Yunnan folk song tune is?

She turned her head to look at Yu Chaosheng, and saw this guy stretching his neck and laughing loudly, without any trace of the village chief's image at all.

As soon as San Gouzi finished singing, Xu Yuanzhi immediately followed up, "Three turtledoves flew over the bay, one in pairs and one alone. You deserve to die if the water floods Jinshan. I won't be satisfied until I kill the two snakes!"

Pan Yingying raised her hands to cover her face. The lyrics were serious, but the tune was not serious!

Although the other people at the scene found it strange, the tune was a bit too brainwashing, and as soon as the two boys finished singing, they started humming along.

Only Pan Yingying, who was able to understand, pursed her lips tightly and thought about all the most painful things in her life before she managed to hold back from laughing out loud.

As expected, the whole job depends on Yu Chaosheng, who is the director of "Water Flooding Jinshan Mountain".

After "Water Flooding Jinshan", the three younger generations of the Wang family performed "Butterfly Lovers". Ma Wencai, played by Wang Xueer, stood on the stage with a fan in his hand. The audience, who were immersed in the play, began to shout to Zhu Yingtai, played by Wang Binger, "Yingtai! Choose Ma Wencai! Liang Shanbo looks like an old farmer in our fields!"

"Yes! Yingtai! Choose Ma Wencai! I support you!"

Wang Li: …

Stop scolding! He didn’t want to play Liang Shanbo, but this stinky hand didn’t get Ma Wencai, wuwuwu…

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There was laughter and joy in the gymnasium. No one wanted to go home for lunch. Everyone put bread in their pockets and ate at their seats.

Thirty programs will advance directly from the preliminary round, and twenty will be selected from the temporarily eliminated programs in the semi-final.

Those who were eliminated by a narrow margin should not be discouraged. They can just go home, improve themselves, and then participate in the semi-finals.

Lu Mei's chest-breaking stone directly advanced her to the finals, but Long Jiu's golden spear-locking throat failed because he refused to use a gun and only used a wooden stick. The audience below the stage disliked that he was selling dog meat under the guise of mutton, and his votes were very low.

Long Shi was so angry that he punched him several times.

Long Qi's team performed boxing. Twenty strong men wearing thin training clothes, with strong muscles, each move was full of vigor and power.

The women below looked at him meaningfully, and the cheeks of the young girls and wives blushed.

Long Si punched the wall, "This old guy is so despicable!"

Long San next to him added coldly, "Who said it wasn't true?"

He clenched his fists so hard that they made loud noises, ready to give the boy some coffee as soon as he got off the stage.

My uncle said that "Ka Le" means color, and now everyone says so. As a result, when Long Si's team came on stage, wow! Everyone took off their shirts, revealing their bronze muscles, and played swords in unison with the majestic "Xian Le".

Long San:......

The dog is still your dog!
He looked back at his team holding spears, and everyone met his eyes and tightened their belts.

"Boss, there's actually no need to compete with them in taking off clothes. We don't rely on our looks..." someone whispered.

Long San didn't say anything until Long Si's team got more sticks than Long Qi's team, which was visibly more than that of Long Qi's team.

Long San turned around suddenly, and the others quickly backed away, pulling up their pants.

The captain’s eyes are so scary. I’m so afraid that he will pounce on them and pull off their pants!
Long San turned back with a dark face. What did these bastards think of him? They thought he was a despicable villain like Long San and Long Qi?

Well, he really is!
So when Long San's team came on stage with spears, everyone was forced to bare their upper bodies.

I don't know what happened, maybe it was because Long Si's success opened up the Ren and Du meridians of the other Long Yinwei. Nine out of the ten groups went up shirtless, and the remaining group was too embarrassed to wear a coat.

When Long Si's group just appeared, Yu Chaosheng forced Pan Yingying to close her eyes manually. Then, when there were several groups of simple-minded but strong Long Yinwei, Yu Chaosheng took out his black sleeping eye mask and covered the upper half of Pan Yingying's face tightly, determined not to let her see these shameless people.

After the game, he had to talk to these people. What kind of words are they saying when they are shirtless in public? Men should be more masculine!
Every man in Taoyuan Village must uphold male ethics!
The first team to take off their clothes is Long Si's, right? Okay, he'll remember that and will do well by then! Good! Let's do some ideological work for the captain.

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After the preliminary round, those who advanced directly were of course smiling, while those who did not advance were discussing their shortcomings as they walked, but a few were particularly chaotic.

For example, the Pan family.

Pan Datie was chasing his two little bastards with a shoe in his hand and beating them. When he turned around, he found that the Xu family was also chasing and beating their children.

The two sides looked at each other and their faces turned red with embarrassment.

Although the Xu family advanced, it was more embarrassing than not advancing. The elderly Dr. Xu "mooed" on the stage like a cow, and almost made the audience laugh to death.

Unless they beat Xu Yuanzhi severely, they would never be able to get rid of the hatred in their hearts!
The Liu family's program advanced directly. They combined piano, chess, calligraphy and painting into one program, which looked very high-end.

The programs in the North District were even more varied, including stilt walking, balancing bowls, fire breathing, traditional Da Yu Chao opera, and a group of women choreographed songs and dances.

Yu Chuner and Yu Qiuer's throwing pots did not pass the preliminary round, but the little tune sung by the whole family passed. It can be seen that everyone likes to be surrounded by people, especially during the Chinese New Year.

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Time flies, and it’s New Year’s Eve in a blink of an eye.

Before dawn, after the first rooster crows, every household becomes busy.

The men moved their dining tables and chairs from home to the gymnasium, while the women slaughtered chickens and ducks and brought the prepared ingredients to the school cafeteria, where they would naturally be arranged by the chef from the North District.

The young girls and wives waited until the tables and chairs were set, then took the brand new red cloth to decorate the stage.

(End of this chapter)