Chapter 174 Breaking Bad

Chapter 174 Breaking Bad
Ten days later, the Wu'an Army and the Taoyuan Army held a friendly match.

Neither side used weapons and stopped fighting when the fighting was over.

The first person to come on stage was Qi Yanniang, and she was fighting against Deputy General Qin, who had already gained five or six pounds of weight.

The two men came on stage and bowed to each other.

Then Qi Yanniang took the first step, and when her fist was thrown out, one could hear the sharp sound of the wind.

Deputy General Qin was shocked. All his kung fu was taught by the Marquis. If he lost to such a woman, he would have no chance in the Wu'an Army in the future.

He immediately stopped being careless and took the competition seriously.

There was endless cheering and applause from the audience, especially from the Taoyuan female soldiers, who at one point drowned out the voices of the Wu'an Army on the opposite side.

Marquis Wu'an stroked his beard, looking confident of victory.

Yu Chaosheng couldn't stand his complacency, so he simply asked him to bet on who would win between the two people on the stage.

Marquis Wu'an thought he was joking. How could Deputy General Qin lose to a woman?
Although this woman does have some skills, there is a natural difference between men and women in terms of body shape and strength.

"I'll pay two cents to bet on Deputy General Qin!" Marquis Wu'an took out a dime of silver and slammed it on the table.

Yu Chaosheng rolled his eyes and thought to himself, I’m going to dig you to death.

He also took out a dime from his pocket and put it on the table, "I'll bet on Qi Yanniang."

After saying that, he winked at Honglian.

Honglian understood, took a step forward, and shouted at the top of her voice: "Come on, Sister Qi! If you win, I'll treat you to chicken!"

As soon as these words were spoken, Qi Yanniang on the stage immediately swung her fists faster.

Marquis Wu'an: ...

Wu An Hou didn't care about his image and shouted at the top of his voice: "Qin Dazhu! Come on! If you win, I will treat you to chicken too!"

Deputy General Qin was in tears.

Let the Marquis be encouraged, but why do you have to mention his name?
Now, look at those girls from the Taoyuan female army, they are laughing so hard that they can’t even straighten their backs.

In a moment of distraction, Lieutenant General Qin was punched by Qi Yanniang and knocked to the stage.

Marquis Wu'an angrily punched his own palm and looked at Deputy General Qin with a look of disappointment.

Deputy General Qin: ...

It’s all because the Marquis gave me such a name.

How can you just take whatever you see? At most you can add a "big" in the middle.

When naming him, I saw a table, so I named him Qin Dazhuo.

Well, Zhang Da Deng, Liu Da Guo, Li Da Chan will also be on stage...

When I was a kid, I didn’t think much of it and was happy that I finally had a name. But when I grew up, I realized that the Marquis is such a genius at giving names!

Deputy General Qin rubbed the ribs that were hit by the fist and did not dare to look at the expression of Marquis Wu'an above him.

You don't need to look to know how ugly the Marquis's expression is right now.

Then Lumei came on stage and fought against Zhao Dashi, a famous strongman in Wuan Army.

Zhao Dashi was a real glutton. He could eat the rations of five or six people at every meal. He was thrown away by his family because of his ability to eat.

But this kid is really strong, and can be said to be able to lift a tripod.

I heard that the little girl Lumei was very strong. Deputy General Qin thought that her so-called strength might only be among women.

Who knew that as soon as this thought appeared in his mind, Zhao Dashi was lifted up by Lumei and thrown off the stage.

Deputy General Qin: ...

What a waste! I ate those ten kilograms of sweet potatoes for lunch!
Zhao Dashi rubbed his butt and climbed up, giving a thumbs up to Lumei on the stage, "Sister, you are this, I admire you!" Deputy General Qin: ...

Could you please turn around and look at the Marquis's expression before you admire him?

Aren’t you afraid that the Marquis will deduct five kilograms of rice from your meal?

Fortunately, not all Taoyuan female soldiers were so powerful, and some were defeated in just a few moves.

Marquis Wu'an felt that he had finally gotten rid of his anger, and raised his arms provocatively towards Yu Chaosheng.

Yu Chaosheng sneered, "Do you dare to bet on which of the Wu'an Army and the Taoyuan Women's Army will take more heads when we go to the grassland?"

Wu An Hou was not afraid of his provocation and immediately made the decision, "Let's bet! I will make sure you lose everything!"

That night, Pan Yingying prepared extra meals for everyone.

Cheng Hai went back to pick up Liu Mingxuan and Liu Lin.

Along with them came several trucks of fresh mutton and three medical teams, led by Yu Chuner, Yu Qiuer and Wang Xueer.

That's why the soldiers could drink hot mutton soup.

Liu Mingxuan and Liu Lin came to Wu'an Army to be teachers. Originally, Yu Chaosheng only wrote a letter to Liu Mingxuan, but Liu Lin took the initiative to follow him.

His dream is to become a military strategist who can plan strategies and win battles thousands of miles away. He heard that the Wuan Army lacks everything. Isn't this just like a sleepy man meeting a pillow, which is exactly what he wants?

The first military operation he participated in was to give advice to the vanguard army, asking them to put laxatives in the Tartars' horse grass. If there was enough laxatives, it would be better to put some in the Tartars' water as well.

As soon as this plan came out, everyone looked at him differently.

Qi Yanniang: So I knew that Master Xiao Liu was not particular about details during class, but this is too particular!

Wu An Hou: This guy is really a talent! Not bad! He likes it!

Deputy General Qin: This really makes people piss their shit out of their pants, tut tut tut, the minds of scholars are so fucking dirty!
Yu Chaosheng: You are worthy of being called Breaking Bad.

Pan Yingying: I always felt that the military books my cousin read in the past were not very serious.

Yu Qiuer: I have to write it down quickly in case I need it in the future.

Yu Chuner: Is there any medicine more powerful than laxatives?

Wang Xueer: It’s so troublesome to give the medicine, it’s better to just go in with a white knife and out with a red knife.

Five days later, 400 vanguard troops set out from Kaiyang and headed towards the Tatar military camp stationed on the border, along with the third medical team.

Also taken away were 20 kilograms of laxatives sponsored by Pan Yingying.

Originally, she thought of using rat poison to solve the problem once and for all, but Liu Lin voted against it.

Because if rat poison is used, the Tartars will be more cautious about food in the future, which will be disadvantageous for future wars. It is better to give them some laxatives and some "curry" and see how it goes.

Pan Yingying could only put the rat poison back into the space with regret.

Fortunately, the space has a fresh-keeping function, otherwise these rat poison plugs cannot be stuffed out and will expire sooner or later.

After the vanguard army set off lightly, the remaining 50,000 soldiers followed closely behind with food and supplies.

Liu Lin was wearing a Confucian robe and holding a feather fan similar to the one Zhuge Liang had obtained from somewhere. He did not feel cold even in the middle of winter.

Lumei forced the cloak onto his shoulders and said, "Master Xiaoliu, the young lady told you to not care about style but warmth. Otherwise, if you catch a cold, you will have to get a shot in the buttocks."

Liu Lin: ...

Thinking of the shame of being poked on the butt, Lin Lin coughed lightly and wrapped his cloak tighter.

Compared with grace and a tapered butt, of course the butt is more important!

 Ready to hit the grassland.

  (End of this chapter)