Chapter 176 What a mess
The Tartars suddenly became ill collectively and were busy asking the witch doctor to perform a ritual when they heard that a group of Dayu soldiers were coming to attack.
They were so angry that they covered their stomachs, grabbed their weapons and went into battle.
The result is predictable, not to mention how stinking the entire battlefield was.
Wang Bing'er hurriedly put on a mask, but it didn't stop the stench.
She was about to curse when she heard Deputy General Qin next to her start cursing.
"The minds of scholars are so fucking filthy! Damn it, they stink to death! Yue!"
As soon as Deputy General Qin opened his mouth, he was immediately cursed by everyone around him.
"Who the hell came up with this stupid idea! Ugh..."
"Don't let me know who came up with this evil plan!"
Wang Binger: ...
Very good, there are people around to do the scolding, so she doesn't have to curse herself.
He knocked down another man with the spear, and the man watched the tip of the spear piercing his chest, but covered his butt in fear.
It's better to die than to die in disgrace.
However, the gun was just a moment slower, and the man's pants got wet.
Wang Bing'er's hands trembled, and she quickly helped him end this embarrassing situation.
The retreat horn sounded, and the military doctors and field nurses in the military tents quickly evacuated. In the blink of an eye, the tents were folded up.
Without waiting for the Tartar reinforcements to arrive, the entire vanguard army simply ran away without a trace without looking back.
The leader of the Tatar army stationed on the border was Su Ge, the younger brother of Surile Chanyu.
When he heard the news, he was so angry that he killed the person who brought the news with a scimitar.
Especially these people, not only did they launch a sneak attack, they also robbed the food and meat in the military camp, which they had snatched with great difficulty!
There have been small-scale frictions like this between the two sides over the years. The last time they attacked Ningyuan was because there was a shortage of food on the grassland in winter.
They thought the two countries would go to war directly and they would take the opportunity to attack them, but they didn't expect that old man Huo Changjin actually held back and didn't send troops to the grassland.
But now Su Ge couldn't bear it anymore, and he decided to teach Huo Changjin a lesson.
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Su Ge sent his confidant to lead 80,000 troops to bypass Kaiyang and prepare to attack the new Taoyuan City.
I heard that there was plenty of food and something called black bread there.
He had eaten that thing before, and it was indeed delicious when paired with milk tea.
However, five days later, only less than 8000 of the troops sent out escaped.
It is said that they were ambushed halfway and almost all the others were wiped out except them.
Su Ge: ???
What a niche language, how come he can’t understand a single word?
"Why? Didn't they say that the other side has only half as many people as you?"
The person answering the question lowered his head and managed to say after a while, "Many horses are sick..."
The horse's legs became weak as it ran and it could no longer carry the person.
Su Ge was so angry that he pounded the table.
How could the horse get sick out of nowhere? It must be those Daewoo people who did it!
"Notify everyone! In ten days, we will officially go to war with Daewoo!"
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Yu Chaosheng returned with a great victory.
Not only did the vanguard army successfully launch a sneak attack, they also seized a large amount of food and mutton.
The entire Wu'an Army was as lively as if it were New Year's Day.
That night, the cooks stewed mutton and provided enough whole-grain steamed buns for everyone.
After dinner, torches were lit on the parade ground to formally award merits. On the stage were several large boxes filled with silver and copper coins.
Pan Yingying, wearing a black long dress and a cloak of the same color, walked onto the stage with Wu'an Hou.
Although Marquis Wu'an couldn't show it on his face, the villain in his heart was so excited that he kept dancing.
Hehe, he hasn't done this kind of work for many years.
Not to mention giving money to the brothers.
Honglian and Lumei each held a long list with the names of the people and the number of heads captured written on it.
Two people read one and then go on stage.
The Wu'an Army was distributed by Wu'an Hou, while the Taoyuan Army was paid by Pan Yingying.
The Wu'an soldiers who received the silver were all so excited that their faces turned red.
Although the purpose of joining the army is to protect the country and make achievements, it is too difficult to make achievements in Daewoo now, and hard money is more practical.
The ordinary soldiers who went out could get a few taels of silver at most, and two or three cents at least, so everyone was satisfied.
"That's great! Once I save some more money, I can send it back home so that my two younger brothers can get married."
"Ah! My sister's dowry is finally here! She's almost become an old maid!"
"Hey! How old is your sister? Tell me! I don't even have a wife!"
"Come on! You don't even wash your feet! They stink so bad, get out of here!"
"You know nothing! This is called manliness!"
"Go to hell with you! You're a bullshit man! Even if my girl agrees, I won't agree! I hate people who don't wash their feet the most!"
Some were happy and some were worried. The happy ones were those who went out to fight this time, and the worried ones were naturally the Wu'an Army who stayed behind in the barracks.
They also wanted to go out and kill the Tartars and earn money, but they were unlucky and were not selected.
No matter what, next time something like this happens, they must be the first to get there!
That money is so damn tempting!
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After distributing the silver, everyone went back to their tents to rest.
The group was preparing to review the situation in Marquis Wu'an's tent.
Yu Chaosheng turned around in front of Pan Yingying and Wu'an Hou in a show-off manner.
"Look, what does it mean to command troops like a god? What does it mean to be a god of war descending to earth?"
Marquis Wu'an rolled his eyes.
If all the soldiers under his command had practiced killing skills like the Taoyuan Army, he would have already pushed Chen Qianzhi out of the position of "God of War General".
Pan Yingying slapped him, "Are you hurt anywhere?"
Yu Chaosheng snorted complacently at Marquis Wu'an, and pouted when he saw Pan Yingying.
"I wasn't physically injured, but I was psychologically traumatized."
Pan Yingying: ???
What kind of battle could injure this thick-skinned person?
Yu Chaosheng took her arm and sat down aside, glaring at Liu Lin, who was waiting to hear the result, with an accusing look.
Liu Lin: ???
Liu Lin was totally confused and didn't know how he had offended his cousin's husband again.
He looked at Qi Yanniang and Deputy General Qin, and also saw accusations in their eyes.
Liu Lin: ???
What's going on?
Why are you looking at him like that? It's scary, okay?
"This plan worked very well, but..." Deputy General Qin looked at Liu Lin and couldn't help showing a very disgusted expression, "It's just that the smell is too strong."
Everyone except Yu Chaosheng and Qi Yanniang: ???
What?
What does it taste like?
"We slaughtered the Tartars so badly that they pissed and pissed themselves to death," Yu Chaosheng added, raising his voice deliberately. "It was a real, visible slaughter!"
Everyone present:…
Everyone present turned green in the face.
Even though Qi Yanniang had experienced it once, she never wanted to experience that situation a second time.
If she is sent to fight again in the future, she will definitely refuse Liu Lin as the military advisor!