Chapter 72 Mr. Qiao, you don’t want Daqiao and Xiaoqiao to be widows, right?
On the other side, in Qiaojiazhuang, Ji Hao was fooling Yu Ji: "As for the palm thunder thing, I'm actually very knowledgeable. One nitrate, two sulfur, three charcoal, use white flour in the secret room. Add some sugar to make a bomb, Dongfeng Yeshu will show you!"
This formula made Yu Ji astonished.
Especially after asking his apprentice to order "white flour", he was dumbfounded on the spot.
Because the power of the "explosion" is far greater than the thunder in his palm!
"It turns out that there are four realms in thunder magic, namely, saltpeter-sulfur charcoal, white flour, white sugar bomb, and oriental night tree!" Yu Ji said with longing.
His intoxicated expression made Ji Hao completely convinced: this old man was not trying to deceive people on purpose, but he just thought that way and regarded the phosphorous fire spell and catching money from the oil pan as magic.
In other words, there is no clear boundary between magic and tricks.
However, what he was most addicted to was "Palm Thunder".
The reason why he was invited by Mr. Qiao was because he was short of money for researching palm thunder. It might also be because of this that he later joined Sun Jian - perhaps he had thought about using "thunder magic" to help Sun Jian take over the country.
But unfortunately, Sun Jian died too suddenly and Sun Ce did not believe him.
"Um, ahem, actually the four realms are called the human world, free and unrestrained, health-preserving, and immortal." Ji Hao said nonsense in a serious tone, "Gunpowder is taken from the human world and is a derivative of manure; to burn white flour in a secret room, you have to run fast; white sugar is an essential nutrient for humans and can also be considered a health-preserving substance; as for the east wind, the east wind makes thousands of trees bloom at night and take on the shape of mushrooms, which means you will definitely become an immortal!"
Unexpectedly, he was just joking, but Yu Ji wrote it into his own "Taiping Jing".
Then he took out a porcelain bottle and knelt in front of Ji Hao.
"My lord, I have nothing to repay you for your kindness!" Yu Ji said, "This is the 'self-sacrifice curse'. When someone wants to kill you and you can't escape, you can take it. As long as your blood splashes on the enemy, you will turn into a ghost after death and perish together with the enemy."
After speaking, he paused.
He continued, "But don't open it when you don't need it. Also, evil spirits don't distinguish between friend and foe. If one of our own gets touched, he'll die!"
Ji Hao: “???”
He knew that was the cause of Sun Ce's death.
But the problem was that, considering Yu Ji's "magical power", it was unlikely that he really knew any "self-sacrifice spell", so after some thought, he sent someone to give it to Hua Tuo.
A few days later, I received a letter via carrier pigeon.
I learned that it was a virus.
Blood transmission, extremely long incubation period, no medicine can help... After the last round of elimination, Ji Hao was dumbfounded. He looked Yu Ji up and down and said with a dark face: "Woni Ma, AIDS?"
Yu Ji was confused.
"What horse?"
"Nothing, I just think that 'Xianren' is really awesome, and my Jiying needs talents like you!"
What else could Ji Hao say?
He has nothing to say!
Hua Tuo could use an axe to split open a person's head, Yu Ji invented gunpowder and AIDS, and in the original book he might have even swallowed AIDS to kill Sun Ce. They were really one more awesome than the other - if it weren't for the times that restricted them, Ji Hao felt that Einstein was nothing but a younger brother in front of them.
"I am also willing to follow my lord and train as a constable for your 'Six Gates'!" Shi A said.
Now, he has completely surrendered to Ji Hao.
He felt that it was time for him to end his wandering life and find a stable unit, but he was not good at horse fighting, so it was impossible for him to join the army.
To say something disrespectful.
My mentor Wang Yue was so capable, but he never achieved anything great in the army.
But after learning that there was an organization like "Six Gates" in Qingzhou that was specifically responsible for catching thieves and dealing with evil people in the martial arts world, he suddenly became interested and took the initiative to join them.
Ji Hao naturally accepted this with pleasure.
This is a man with good martial arts skills. He trains constables and teaches them martial arts skills.
It couldn't be more appropriate.
"From now on, you will serve under Chen Gong and become a divine detective of the Six Gates!" Ji Hao said, "Work hard. If I conquer the world in the future, you will also become famous!"
A bowl of poisonous chicken soup made Shi A rush to take up his post overnight, without even staying for dinner. Nothing happened that night.
The next morning, Wang Er, who was in charge of intelligence, knocked on the door and reported, "Oh no! Sun Jian from the Eastern Wu suddenly sent someone with a betrothal gift to marry Xiao Qiao and Da Qiao!"
Ji Hao was not surprised by this.
Originally, Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao were the wives of both of them.
However, after coming to this world in person, he saw some political factors: Qiaojiazhuang is actually very suitable for stationing troops, which is just right for containing the three states. The resources and connections that Mr. Qiao possesses are also indeed strong.
He has no sons.
Marrying his daughter would be equivalent to gaining the support of the Qiao family. Mr. Qiao was reluctant to surrender because he was afraid that he didn't know which faction his daughter would marry.
After all, his foundation was not as good as that of the Zhuge family in Langya, where each of the three brothers invested in one.
All hit the target.
"I still owe Zhou Yu a favor. Should I just go along with it?... What the hell, I owe him a favor. I'll just save his life in the future. What does it have to do with Xiao Qiao or Da Qiao?"
Intercepting is not robbing.
Otherwise, wouldn't it be the case that every man who gets married is robbing all the men's wives?
That doesn't make sense.
"Zhou Cang, go buy some things for me, and I'll give you a betrothal gift too!"
Soon, three betrothal gifts were placed in the Qiao family compound: one was the betrothal gift from Sun Jian for Sun Ce, who wanted his son to marry Da Qiao; the other was the betrothal gift from the Zhou family for Zhou Yu, for the purpose of marriage.
The third one was the betrothal gift sent by Ji Hao.
Make Mr. Qiao very happy.
Sun Ce is the son of the King of Wu in Jiangdong and the young master of Eastern Wu, and is worthy of my daughter.
Zhou Yu was a son of an aristocratic family, well-matched with his parents, and was known as "the beautiful Zhou Lang". His literary talent was extraordinary, which also satisfied him. As for the third one, Ji Hao was a prince, and he was also famous for having "only a princess and no concubines".
As long as they follow him, any woman will be his wife, and there will be no distinction between legitimate and illegitimate children.
They are descendants of the Zhou King and the bloodline of Emperor Huang.
It's also very suitable.
But I only have two daughters, and now there are three.
"Your Highness the Prince of City, which of my daughters do you want to marry?" asked Mr. Qiao.
Hearing this, Ji Hao did not speak directly, but asked back: "What do you think?"
"I think my youngest daughter is just right!" Mr. Qiao said, "If Da Qiao marries the future King Wu and Xiao Qiao marries King Cheng, it will be a good story in the future!"
As soon as these words were spoken, Zhou Yu's face immediately darkened.
Obviously, there was no place for him.
But at this moment, Ji Hao said: "I want both!"
This made Mr. Qiao's expression change instantly.
No one would feel good if they encountered someone trying to take advantage of their two daughters.
Zhou Yu smiled and found that he seemed to have another chance.
Sun Ce angrily said, "Chengtian, you are talking nonsense. How can there be a reason for sisters to share a husband? Mr. Qiao is not Cai Yong, and the Qiao family is not a poor family like the Cai family. We cannot afford to lose this man!"
For the sake of his wife, he also wanted to help Zhou Yu.
Therefore, he started to confront Ji Hao.
But Ji Hao didn't care about this. He looked at Mr. Qiao and said, "Marrying two people at the same time is indeed a bit greedy, but I am doing this for their own good! Mr. Qiao, you don't want your daughter to be a widow, right?"
(End of this chapter)