Chapter 22 Listening to Vomiting 1

Chapter 22 Listening to Vomiting

Su Wenyi looked at the expressions of the two and sneered in his heart.

These two people, with just this little ability, dare to play tricks on me?

It seems that this is the only way the two of them can still endure.

Don’t be in a hurry, I’ll serve you two a delicious dish later!
Seeing the two of them like this, Su Wenyi pretended to feel guilty and said, "Sorry, sorry, we shouldn't say these things at the dinner table."

"Come, eat, eat, chatter, chatter!"

How could the two of them have an appetite at this moment? But Su Wenyi had already spoken, and it was really embarrassing.

The two of them took a few bites and then stopped eating.

On the contrary, Su Wenyi was eating very happily.

A moment later, a whole roast duck was brought out.

The roast duck was placed on the table, and the space on the table, which was originally not abundant, became completely empty.

After several empty plates were removed, a whole duck was placed in front of the three people.

In an instant, the air was filled with the aroma of roast duck.

Coupled with the roasted brown appearance, it is mouth-watering.

Li Chengze looked at the roast duck with curiosity and said, "It looks good, sniff~"

"The color is great, the aroma is enticing, and it must taste good too."

"It's just that, it's just a duck, we can't do anything about it, right?"

When Fan Xian looked at the duck, the first thought that came to his mind was, slice it!

There are also noodles on the side, plus side dishes like green onions and dipping sauce. Isn’t this a proper Peking duck?!
Plus the name of Tongfu Inn, could it be that Su Wenyi is also a time traveler? !

Su Wenyi looked at the two of them and said with a smile, "How to eat this roast duck? I will show you now."

As he spoke, Su Wenyi pulled out an extremely sharp small dagger from his waist.

Seeing Su Wenyi take out a dagger, the two of them immediately became curious.

Then, Su Wenyi began to move his hands constantly, and the knife kept flying on the roast duck.

In just a few seconds, the entire duck was reduced to a skeleton.

Su Wenyi's move scared the people present.

Especially the two ninth-rank masters standing in the back.

Fan Wujiu's face twitched as he asked Xie Bian beside him, "Old Xie, can you do it?"

Xie Bian asked with a bad expression: "Can you do it?"

Fan Wujiu said helplessly: "I am not a quick sword, I am just a domineering person, so naturally I am not as fast as the other party."

"But no matter how you look at it, Su Wenyi doesn't seem to have any martial arts skills."

Xie Bian also said with a gloomy expression: "I can't do it either. His sword skills are really scary."

"If I fight him, I'm afraid I'll be skinned and boned if I'm not careful!"

While the two were chatting, Li Chengze and Fan Xian were already salivating.

Su Wenyi rolled one and put it in his mouth.

Seeing this, Li Chengze and Fan Xian followed suit.

As the duck meat, green onions and dipping sauce wrapped in the pancake enter your mouth, the aroma instantly explodes in your mouth!
Li Chengze looked at Su Wenyi in surprise, his eyes full of disbelief.

Li Chengze quickened his chewing speed and swallowed it, then rolled another one for himself.

Li Chengze asked as he ate: "Why didn't you take out such delicious food last time!"

"Also, your knife skills are quite sharp. You can slice a whole duck like this in just a short while."

"How do you practice?"

As soon as Li Chengze asked this question, Su Wenyi couldn't help but smile. Very good! This is what I was waiting for you to ask.

To be honest, this swordsmanship of mine was not something I learned by myself, but was given to me by Xiao Zizai's template.

At this point, some curious kids may want to ask.

Why does Xiao Zizai have such skills? Is he a cook?

No, no, no, that’s too narrow. We need to have a broader vision.

Who says that if you are good at knife skills, you must be a chef? Can't it be acquired through practice?
As for how Xiao Zizai trained, we have to mention his nickname - Lamb Rib Master!

Speaking of this, some people are curious about what lamb ribs are.

The so-called sheep scorpion is the spine of a sheep, but its shape is more like a scorpion.

If I remember correctly, Xiao Zi is very good at making lamb ribs, but he usually uses it directly on people.

Su Wenyi said calmly with a smile on his face: "Oh, nothing, I'm used to making lamb ribs on weekdays."

When he heard the term "lamb ribs", Li Chengze's face once again showed a puzzled expression.

Fan Xian also looked at Su Wenyi with curiosity, but unlike the curiosity on Li Chengze's face, Fan Xian was surprised.

This Su Wenyi is definitely a time traveler!
There is no such thing as sheep ribs in this world!

Hahaha, I knew it! I'm definitely not the only one in this world!
Just when Fan Xian was overjoyed, Su Wenyi's words made the two of them feel as if they were falling into an icy cave.

Su Wenyi slowly said: "The so-called sheep scorpion is actually the spine of a sheep."

"In Xihu, they like to eat lamb, especially roasted whole lamb."

"But for some poor people in Xihu, they can't eat roasted whole lamb, so they can only eat what others have left."

"All that's left of a roasted whole lamb is the spine."

"After those poor people picked up the spine, they added some soup and continued to stew it, and this is a dish called lamb ribs."

"But my mutton scorpion is not made from ordinary goats and sheep, but from two-legged sheep!"

The moment the name Two-legged Sheep was spoken, Fan Xian's little face suddenly turned pale!

Li Chengze was still puzzled and continued to ask: "What is a two-legged sheep?"

Su Wenyi smiled and explained: "Two-legged sheep is a general term used by the Western Hu people to refer to the people of Qing and Northern Qi."

"However, I like to use this term to describe those Xihu in reverse."

"You know, I also came from a frontier army, and I fought my way up."

"My excellent knife skills were honed on those two-legged sheep."

"I have killed no less than a hundred people to develop such a great swordsmanship!"

After Su Wenyi finished speaking, Fan Xian beside him could no longer hold back.

"vomit!"

After hearing this, Li Chengze's face only changed drastically and he was shocked, but the feeling of nausea was not that strong.

But Fan Xian's vomiting directly triggered a chain reaction.

Immediately afterwards, Li Chengze also turned around.

"vomit!!"

Su Wenyi looked at the two of them and quickly said with a guilty look on his face: "Sorry, sorry, I was so excited that I said too much."

"I didn't expect to affect your meal. This is indeed my fault."

"Hey, please notify the kitchen staff and serve them a bowl of mutton spine soup!"

As soon as the words fell, there was another sound of vomiting.

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