Chapter 120 The Empress Zhan Doudou's Provocation! (23)

"The wine is sweet in the luminescent cup, and the pipa music is urging me to drink. Don't laugh at me sleeping drunk on the battlefield, for how many men have ever returned from the battles in history!"

"The north wind blows the white grass to the ground, and snow falls in the eighth month of August. Suddenly, a spring breeze comes overnight, and thousands of pear trees blossom..."

"I look at my sword under the lamp while drunk, and dream of blowing the horn in the camp... The soldiers are inspected on the battlefield in autumn..."

Li Changan had no scruples at all. He didn't even remember how many poems he had copied. He just recited whatever came to his mind.

In the end, the scholars in the palace were all drunk, their blood was boiling, and they sang loudly!
At the last moment, Li Changan slowly walked out of the door and said something that no one could understand.

"The world of Joy of Life no longer needs poetry!"

After the poetry gathering, Fan Xian and Zong Zhui carried Guo Shao down the mountain.

As soon as I left Yunmen Temple, I found that the eight roads leading up the mountain were brightly lit.

The sound of reciting poems is everywhere!
The drunk scholar, with disheveled hair, danced under the moon!

Some scholars even snatched the soldiers' spears and started brandishing them!
Some of them held jars of wine in their hands and drank to the dim moon!
Suddenly, Guo Baokun broke free from the support of the two people and let his hair down.

"If life is not going as planned, let your hair down and go boating tomorrow! I am going boating!"

After saying that, he jumped into the river beside him with a "splash"!

Fan Xian held his forehead in pain, and Zong Zhui jumped down to rescue him without saying a word.

Then, one after another, it was like dumplings being dropped into the water!
I read too many crazy poems tonight. These scholars who are well-read in poetry and literature all had hypochondria after drinking!

At this moment, soldiers were standing by the river, ready for battle, and had already fished out many wet scholars.

Li Changan was also taking Wang Qinian down the mountain and witnessed the madness of the entire Yunmen Mountain.

Wang Qinian sighed, "Your Highness's poems have such a magical power on scholars!"

Thousands of years of accumulated poetry and civilization carry the warmth and sighs, passion and blood of those people who are most adept at expressing themselves!

Overnight, all of it poured down on this civilization like a waterfall of magma!
How can it bear so easily!

In Yunmen Temple, Zhan Doudou tried hard to pull himself out of the ocean of poetry.

Haitang breathed a sigh of relief, "I've finally recovered, my majesty!"

Zhan Doudou wiped the sweat from his forehead, his eyes filled with fanaticism.

"It's so shocking!"

"I never thought that I would meet such a wonderful person like Li Changan in this life!"

Looking at Zhan Doudou's crazy look, Haitang felt very relieved.

Fortunately, Li Changan was about to leave, otherwise he would have taken the little emperor’s soul away.

However, a disturbing madness suddenly appeared in Zhan Doudou's eyes.

"Little Sister, what rank is Li Changan now?"

Haitang Duoduo hesitated for a moment and reported Li Changan's fake cultivation level.

"Eighth rank, right?"

Zhan Doudou's eyes flashed with a hint of coldness, "Will the drug work on him?"

Haitang felt bitter, but had to say, "Maybe."

"Where's the Tsubaki medicine?"

“That’s a little… maybe.”

"Will the effect be affected if the drug is used together with the drug?"

"It shouldn't be... right?"

"Little Master, I want to avenge you!"

Haitang was shocked. You want to sleep with me and say it’s for revenge for me!
Hearing Zhan Doudou's crazy words, Haitang quickly lowered her voice.

"Your Majesty, your plan to borrow sperm won't work. Li Changan is from the Nanqing royal family!"

"You can't let the descendants of the Li family inherit the throne of Northern Qi!"

"No, no, we can discuss it with other people, but not with Li Changan!"

What Haitang Duoduo couldn't have imagined was that Zhan Doudou didn't want to borrow seeds at all.

"Little Master, who told you that I want to borrow seeds?"

"I don't have any other ideas. I just want to sleep with Li Changan."

"Li Changan is handsome and has amazing literary talent. No one in the world can compare to him!"

"I am rich, so what if I sleep with him?"

Haitang Duoduo acted as if she didn't know Zhan Doudou, "My Lord, what's wrong with you? Are you crazy?"

Zhan Doudou looked at the mountain from afar and spoke as if talking to himself.

"If you are happy in life, you must have all the fun, and don't let the golden bottle stand empty against the moon!"

"Flowers are ready to be broken when they bloom, but don't wait until there are no flowers to break branches!"

"Little Master, if I want to be a man for Da Qi for the rest of my life, then it's okay for me to be selfish for once and be a woman for one night!"

Haitang Duoduo is anxious!

Li Changan is a quasi-grandmaster, so not only the sleeping pills and the ecstasy medicine, but even poisons are useless to him!
But Haitang had a deal with Li Changan, and she dared not reveal Li Changan's secrets.

"Your Majesty, does it have to be Li Changan? It can't be anyone else?"

Zhan Doudou asked with a smile, "Little Sister-in-law, besides Li Changan, is there anyone else who is worthy of me?"

Haitang sighed, "Not really...

No! No way! Li Changan is a cruel and vicious person with ulterior motives!"

Zhan Doudou smiled and said, "I know he has ulterior motives. He burned the Pacification Office and killed the Jinyiwei. Of course he has bad intentions."

"That's why I want to sleep with him and teach him a lesson!"

"He's so arrogant all day long. What would his expression be if he lost his virginity to me? Haha!"

Haitang Duoduo couldn't imagine that the beautiful young girl Zhan Doudou would come to her door on her own initiative. Li Changan would almost die of laughter!

Zhan Doudou was still immersed in his own world, "You are a ninth-rank master, your cultivation is far superior to his!"

"Didn't you ask him out for a drink? Ask him out tonight and drug him!"

Haitang Duoduo cupped her hands and pleaded, "Your Majesty, please think twice!"

Zhan Doudou suddenly shouted, "Saint Lady, this is an imperial decree!"

Haitang didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Your Majesty, you will regret this!"

Zhan Doudou said firmly, "Once you have seen the sea, all other waters are but puddles; once you have seen Mount Wushan, all other clouds are but mounds. I will never regret it!"

Haitang Duoduo stamped her feet in anger, "Ah! Poetry is killing me!"

But her mind raced and she quickly came up with an idea.

She did not tell Li Changan the truth of the matter, but just asked Li Changan out for a drink according to Zhan Doudou's wishes.

He put sleeping pills and ecstasy drugs into the wine, but these drugs had no effect on Li Changan, so Zhan Doudou couldn't do anything to her.

If Li Changan found out, Haitang would take the responsibility herself. It was reasonable for her to drug him in order to avenge the loss of his life!

After thinking of a response strategy, Haitang secretly brought Zhan Doudou to the courtyard where she lived.

Afterwards, she asked the inner court guards to protect her while she came to the inn alone.

As soon as Haitang arrived at Li Changan's courtyard, Wang Qinian and Teng Zijing rushed out.

Wang Qinian said politely, "Lady Saint, I wonder what brings you here so late at night?" Haitang said impatiently, "I'm looking for your Highness. I can't be looking for you!"

Wang Qinian bowed and said, "Lady Saint is indeed very loyal to my Highness. I will report it right away!"

All the people in Nanqing are scoundrels, and Haitang doesn't know why she has such deep feelings for Li Changan.

Li Changan, who had heard the noise a long time ago, walked down slowly from the second floor.

"Haitang, if you have anything to say, just come to my room. Why bother disturbing Old Wang? He is old and has trouble sleeping."

Wang Qinian looked at Teng Zijing meaningfully, and Teng Zijing understood what he meant.

Haitang sighed in disdain, "You promised me a drink. Today is Shangsi night, so it's a good time to drink."

Li Changan narrowed his eyes slightly, "Haitang, meeting up late at night, do you have other intentions?"

Haitang nodded very straightforwardly, "That's right, this Saint has bad intentions towards you, do you dare to go?"

Li Changan nodded and said seriously, "Even if it's a dangerous place, I will go there!"

Seeing Wang Qinian's gossipy look, Haitang was also afraid that he would spread the news.

"I was just joking. Your poetry tonight is full of murderous spirit. This Saint Lady likes it very much. It's a good opportunity to drink and ask for your advice!"

"Okay, I will teach you everything I know without holding back anything!" Li Changan agreed solemnly.

After Haitang took Li Changan away, Wang Qinian and Teng Zijing were left with a look of amazement.

"Northern Qi is indeed an open-minded place. The Saint actually made her intentions so clear!"

"That's good too. We can meet up late at night and get straight to the point. This will save the two of us from guessing and wasting time."

"Your Excellency married the Princess of Northern Qi, and you and Saint Haitang fell in love with each other. You also accomplished that great event. Your trip to Northern Qi was a great success!"

The small courtyard with crabapples.

The courtyard is hung with lanterns and willow branches are inserted at the door, creating a strong atmosphere of Shangsi Night.

There are several plots of land in the yard, where various vegetables are planted, which is very inconsistent with the identity of the saint.

The courtyard was not big, and Li Changan could easily hear the auras of the other people, all of whom were at the seventh or eighth level of cultivation.

However, those people were quite far away and could not hear the conversation between Li Changan and Haitang.

As soon as he took the first sip of wine, Li Changan guessed everything. Who could have expected him to be a prophet?

There are a lot of drugs in the wine, as well as some mind-destroying drugs.

"Haitang, you have always kept the promise between us, and I am very satisfied."

This small courtyard is indeed very cozy and gives people a feeling of being at home. Li Changan also unconsciously changed the way he called himself.

Haitang drank a cup happily and said, "How can I not keep my promise? Just one word from you can bring ruin to Northern Qi."

With the weakness that the emperor was a woman, Northern Qi was indeed in danger of collapse at any time.

Li Changan savored the medicinal flavor in the wine and said, "Saint, the medicine you used is of too poor quality. Can't you use something of a higher quality?"

Haitang's heart sank. These medicines were given by the little emperor. They should have been prepared by experts and their quality must not be low.

She smiled with fake pride, "No drug can make you drunk anyway, so why waste that money?"

"This Saint Lady just can't swallow this humiliation, and must avenge the medicine."

Things were going according to Haitang's plan, and she was very happy.

It is impossible for Li Changan to be charmed, so the little emperor's plan is bound to fail.

Afterwards, Li Changan and Haitang talked about martial arts for a while.

As a disciple of the grandmaster, Haitang discovered that Li Changan's attainments in martial arts were indeed extraordinary, and everything he said was insightful and effective.

Zhan Doudou, who was in Haitang's bedroom in the distance, was secretly looking outside through the window.

Her long black hair was all loose, and she had even bathed.

"Why hasn't Li Changan fallen yet? The magical medicine from Japan that Duke Zheng secretly gave me has no effect!"

"Could it be that Li Changan has secretly broken through to the ninth rank, and the medicine is no longer effective for him?"

Just when Zhan Doudou was puzzled, he suddenly saw Li Changan's body begin to shake, and then fall backwards.

"Alright! Li Changan, I will make sure you see what's happening today!"

Haitang, who was sitting opposite Li Changan, was so angry that she rolled her eyes.

"Li Changan, stop pretending!"

"It's just the two of us drinking, why are you pretending to be drunk?"

Li Changan said dazedly, "Medicine has no effect on me...

But I drank too much tonight... Congratulations on getting your revenge!"

Haitang is numb!
"Li Changan, do you think I'm stupid?"

"Medicine is useless, and alcohol is even less useful!"

Haitang squatted in front of Li Changan and patted Li Changan's face.

"The skin is really good... The grandmaster who held the stick last time also had excellent skin."

"People in Nanqing really know how to take care of themselves... Hey! What am I doing! Did I drink too much too!"

"Li Changan, stop pretending. If you want to pretend to be drunk, don't do it today!"

Haitang was about to wake Li Changan up when she heard the little emperor calling her loudly from afar.

"Haitang, it's getting late, go to bed!"

Haitang had no choice but to carry Li Changan to her room.

She was certain that Li Changan was pretending to be drunk on purpose.

But how did he know that? Haitang was puzzled!
Haitang put Li Changan on her bed, then glanced at the stunningly beautiful Zhan Doudou.

"Be gentle, don't damage my bed."

Li Changan, that bastard, made a fortune tonight.

Afterwards, Haitang walked out of the courtyard and ordered all the nearby inner court guards to disperse to a distance of a hundred feet to stand guard.

But she herself cannot leave too far, she has to protect Zhan Doudou.

It is so painful to hear the little emperor being tortured tonight!

In Haitang's bedroom, the lights were on brightly, and Zhan Doudou was sitting proudly at the head of the bed.

With Zhan Doudou's stubborn oath, the final conquest began with pain and anticipation.

Haitang was in the next room, frowning, listening to Zhan Doudou's painful groan, feeling very annoyed.

"Your Majesty, why bother with yourself?
"Li Changan, you are so shameless!"

……

She wiped the sweat from her forehead. Even though she was grimacing in pain, she still looked like she had won a victory.

She gasped, "Hehe! No matter how capable you are, you have to let me control you!"

……

She almost couldn't breathe, and was even more horrified!
Li Changan woke up and the magic medicine failed to work!
Sure enough, Li Changan also opened his eyes, but his expression was also extremely painful.

Zhan Doudou was in so much pain that tears came out of her eyes. "I'm letting you down so easily today, why do you have that expression on your face?"

Li Changan gritted his teeth and said, "Strangle me to death!"

(End of this chapter)