Chapter 11 This Taoist priest has very close relationships and is even having an affair with the Dragon King!
"No, other people's job is just to discuss the script via video. Your job is not only to catch zombies, but also to pray for rain?"

: "Nima, can you be a little more outrageous?"

: "It's unscientific, unscientific, how is it possible."

: "From a certain perspective, this does look like the work of a Heavenly Master."

: "That makes sense. Isn't he a little Taoist priest? He should be the one doing all this, right?"

: "It's the 21st century, and you still believe in this stuff? It's absolutely impossible."

"However, the drought in the Cloud District has indeed lasted for a long time. A while ago, they said they had invited a Taoist priest. Could this be him?"

Everyone in the live broadcast room was filled with shock.

Yan Linwan's eyes widened. She was the only one who saw Zhang Yi rubbing the bullets with his hands.

From a certain physics perspective, rubbing bullets together is possible, but how is it possible to pray for rain? This is already theology.

Is he serious?
Other people's work is about a little money at most.

Your work directly shatters the worldview of tens of thousands of people in the live broadcast room?
In doubt.

Everyone checked the situation in the cloud area.

It hasn't rained for several months, and it's already a dry place, so artificial rainfall is not enough.

A large number of crops have died, and people are now destitute.

Weathering and desertification are serious in various regions.

Without this program, many people would not have noticed the situation over there.

moment.

Zhang Yi had changed into a purple Taoist robe and walked out. His eyebrows were like swords and his eyes were like stars. He was handsome and extraordinary.

As soon as he appeared, he shocked everyone.

Yan Linwan also looked at him with golden eyes.

: "Fuck, so handsome."

"My sister is right. Purple is very charming."

: "Oh my god, I knew he was handsome, but I didn't expect him to be this handsome."

"Damn it, Yan Linwan will give you fifty cents, give me the female lead."

"Oh my god, Yan Linwan got a great bargain."

"A handsome Taoist priest and a gorgeous school girl? This couple is so fucking perfect."

Zhang Yi, dressed in a purple robe, slowly came to the balcony and smiled at everyone.

Then he took the things and went to the open space downstairs.

Put everything here, and Xuan Yu and his uncle next to them will take action.

Zhang Yi, on the other hand, held three incense sticks and closed his eyes in deep thought.

"What is Zhang Yi doing?" Li Xu and others asked after being busy for a while.

“It seems to be working too.”

A trace of surprise flashed in Li Xu's eyes: "Work? What kind of work can a Taoist priest have? Did someone ask him to perform a ritual?"

"Um, it seems like he's teaching others how to catch zombies, and he's praying for rain right now."

Everyone:? ? ? ? ?
Catch zombies and pray for rain?

Although it sounds like it is what a Taoist priest should do.

But is this scientific?

It's the 21st century now!

"It's so funny. It's the 21st century and we're still praying for rain to catch zombies. If this is true, I'll pee upside down!" Xu Tao laughed.

Everyone came to the windowsill, ready to laugh at his joke.

at this time.

Everything is ready.

Zhang Yi also opened his eyes and inserted the three incense sticks in his hand into the incense burner.

"Sword!" The right hand stretched out slightly.

Xuan Yu respectfully handed over the sword in his hand.

This is the Taoist Heavenly Master Sword!
Xuan Yu stepped aside and signaled everyone to be quiet.

"That's funny! I just called my friend at the Meteorological Bureau. It will be dry in the cloud area for at least another month. It's impossible for it to rain!"

Beside them, Li Xu and others walked down with a smile.

His eyes were full of mockery.

Xu Tao clicked his tongue twice, his eyes full of disdain: "I had thought highly of him, but... Tsk tsk."

"I really don't know where he gets the courage from. Is he more powerful than the Meteorological Bureau? Or is the official artificial rain-making plane his toy?" Listening to their ridicule, everyone in the live broadcast room nodded secretly.

After all, it's already the 21st century, how could these magic spells really exist?

But Xuan Yu couldn't listen any more.

He stepped out, frowning and said, "Layman, you can eat whatever you want, but don't say anything. What if my brother succeeds in praying for rain?"

"Pfft——" Xu Tao almost laughed out loud: "If he succeeds in praying for rain today, I will pee upside down in the heavy rain!"

boom--

As soon as the words fell, a flash of lightning flashed.

It scared everyone.

Xuan Yu smiled and pointed at him: "Layman, do you know who is in charge of swearing in the human world? Heaven! And he is the son of Tao. You stand in front of him and swear, and wait for him to rule the human world. If you can't do it later, I'm afraid you will really be struck by lightning."

Goulon!

Hearing this, Xu Tao swallowed subconsciously.

But then I changed my mind and thought, how could praying for rain be real? I suddenly became bolder.

"Humph, my word is as good as gold!"

Xuan Yu sneered and stepped aside: "I hope you won't break your promise later, otherwise the consequences will be really serious."

Everyone then looked at Zhang Yi quietly.

I saw him standing in front, holding the Tianshi Sword motionlessly.

He closed his eyes slightly, turning a deaf ear to the ridicule from the people around him.

In an instant.

His eyes suddenly opened, a gleam of light flashed in his deep gaze, and then he swung the sword violently with his right hand.

All of a sudden.

The talisman paper hanging in front suddenly caught fire out of nowhere.

Finally, under the gaze of everyone, it turned into a fireball and flew into the air.

The fireball was like a long dragon, dragging its long tail into the air and heading towards the sky over the cloud area of ​​L City.

This scene shocked everyone.

: "Damn, special effects, this is definitely a special effect!"

: "Wozhi, is he so handsome?"

: "No matter if he brags or not, I am a fan of this Taoist priest. He is so handsome."

: "Wait, could this be true? They even came up with magic."

The fire dragon flew into the air, higher and higher, and finally disappeared.

The people around stared blankly at the sky, shocked by the scene and speechless.

Don't wait for their reaction.

Zhang Yi held the sword in his right hand, put his left hand to his mouth, and then chanted: "Five dragons and five emperors, send down light and wind, spread moisture, assist Thunder God, five lakes and four seas, water is the most tributary, the divine talisman orders you, the thunder axe will not tolerate it!"

"Edict!"

He made hand gestures with one hand, spoke every word with a resounding voice and his eyes were as firm as a rock.

The spell rose from the ground like a mighty ancient sound, flew into the air and disappeared into thin air.

As the spell falls.

Suddenly, a strong wind blew up at the scene. The wind was so strong that no one could open their eyes.

Moreover, this strong wind seemed to have consciousness and gathered together.

He rolled up a piece of talisman paper on Zhang Yi's desk and flew into the air.

A wave of light ignited the talisman paper, and then the talisman paper exploded.

The scattered fragments of Mars were like tokens, commanding the Five Dragons and Five Emperors, and shouting at all the gods!
boom--

Thunder rumbled and went along the sky.

Zhang Yi put away his sword, stood with his hands behind his back, and looked at the sky: "The rain has been applied successfully."

People behind: ?????
: "What the hell!"

: "It really thundered. What was that fireball just now?"

"Nima, this Taoist priest is related to the Dragon King."

: "This is really a fucking relationship. It's really going to rain. It's thundering."

"It's over, it's over. Tomorrow's top trending search is "It's raining for people with connections". The second most popular search is "The boss peed upside down in the rainy night. Whether he pooped or peed, there's no way of knowing."

(End of this chapter)