Chapter 21: Which good person puts zombies at the doorstep?
"This is one of the thirty-six skills of driving corpses."
Zhang Yi explained, and he and Yan Linwan walked out of the cave.
It's already a little past twelve o'clock, and it's time to go back.
Bring the zombies back to the car.
Zhang Yi took a look at the car and thought he couldn't let the zombies get on it, so he said, "You drive, and I'll follow behind to drive the zombies."
"Okay." Yan Linwan nodded and got in the car: "Then you go in front, I'll turn on the lights for you."
Zhang Yi shook his head: "It's okay, just drive, we can keep up."
"Outrageous?"
: "How can you keep up? This zombie jumps so slowly."
"You can't just carry the zombies and run away."
"I don't know, I don't dare to ask!"
As he spoke, Zhang Yi jumped lightly, stood on the zombie's head, and took out a talisman paper.
Yan Linwan stepped on the accelerator and drove out. Although the speed was not fast, it was far beyond human power.
Just wanted to wait for Zhang Yi.
As a result, I saw the zombie jumping and hopping after me. Although his speed was not fast, he could jump more than ten meters in one step.
Zhang Yi was on top of the zombie's head, with one foot on its shoulder and greeting it with a talisman in his hand.
This directly shocked everyone.
"Fuck, can you play corpse-driving like this?"
: "That's a bit too outrageous."
"I was wondering how those corpse drivers could walk hundreds of kilometers. They must have mounts."
: "Zombie brand mount, you deserve it."
"I want to ask, should the Olympics prohibit the participation of dead people?"
: "Awesome, if zombies participate, what do they have to do?"
With the help of the Thirty-Six Skills of Driving Corpses, the zombies are moving very fast.
With one person in one car, they arrived at the hotel in no time.
At this time, the hotel was still quiet and Li Xu and the others had not returned yet.
After bringing the zombie in, Zhang Yi asked him to stand downstairs and wait quietly, and someone else would take it back tomorrow.
Zombies are not allowed to enter the door, otherwise there will be misfortune.
After settling everything, the two went upstairs.
"What an exciting and fun nightlife." Lying on the bed, Yan Linwan couldn't help but sigh.
Things like bars, discotheques and Ferris wheels are just lame.
Are they still playing the Chamber of Escapes?
I have already played with real zombies and real ghosts!
After this series of operations, Zhang Yi and his friend’s popularity once again surpassed everyone else’s.
The popularity vote is far ahead.
Everyone is very fond of this couple.
The cool school beauty and the handsome Taoist priest, it’s exciting just to think about it.
Zhang Yi smiled and said, "Go take a shower. After touching these things, your body will inevitably be a little dirty."
Then, he walked over and lit a stick of incense to calm his mind and help him sleep.
"By the way, Zhang Yi, the program team will notify you tomorrow to visit each other's homes and experience life." Yan Linwan suddenly remembered something and spoke.
Zhang Yi nodded: "Well, it depends on the arrangement of the program team."
These words made the live broadcast room look forward to it.
"Visiting my home?"
"Damn it, to be honest, I've wanted to go to the Longhu Mountain Tianshi Mansion for a long time."
: "Stop talking. I'm already looking forward to it."
"I really want to see what the Taoist priest has at home, and visit the inner palace of the Tianshi Mansion in Longhu Mountain!"
"Yes, they also said that there are monsters living on Mount Longhu."
In anticipation, Zhang Yi and the other person hung up the live broadcast.
As for Li Xu, he finally started to come back after playing until late at night.
Although he cannot catch up with Zhang Yi in terms of popularity votes, he has caught up a lot in popularity because he has been live streaming for so long.
"I don't know if these people are crazy. I like to watch them catch ghosts in the wild mountains."
"How hilarious! Are there ghosts in this world? It's obvious that they are just pretending to be ghosts."
"That's right, aren't there activities tomorrow? We can definitely overtake them!" Everyone chattered as they walked.
There were no lights on downstairs in the hotel.
When Li Xu and his four companions arrived here, they happened to see a man standing outside the stairs with his back to them.
I was wondering, "Who is standing there motionless?"
Having drunk a bit of wine, the two men walked forward staggeringly with red faces.
Xu Tao even reached out his hand and patted his shoulder: "Dude, what are you daydreaming about?"
"Are you filming? You're wearing an official robe, and what's that hanging on your head? The general is here?"
"Outrageous."
The two murmured to each other, seeing that the other ignored them.
: "Wait, isn't this the zombie that the Taoist priest brought back?"
"No, no, Master Xu, this is a zombie!"
"Nimma, I've seen ruthless people, but I've never seen anyone as ruthless as you, cursing at zombies."
I took a look at the comments in the live broadcast room.
They were full of disdain: "What a psycho! What era is this? And you're still talking about zombies!"
"Damn it, you're still angry with Zhang Yi all day, right? If you don't say anything, don't force me to beat you!"
Still silent.
As a result, Xu Tao slapped him twice in the face.
The other party didn't react, but his hand became swollen.
He pulled the talisman paper off his forehead.
"Look at me! Look straight at me. Don't you recognize yourself, Mr. Xu?" Xu Tao cursed with a red face.
Live broadcast room: ?????
"It's over, it's over. Master Xu is probably going to be finished."
: "I am dying of laughter. Let the zombies look directly at you. I am afraid you will not be able to bear it later."
"Isn't this more exciting than the Chamber of Secrets?"
"Run, Master Xu, this is a real zombie!"
As for the zombies, the talisman paper dropped also absorbed a lot of Yang energy.
His eyes suddenly opened.
A burst of corpse gas came out from the corner of his mouth.
Immediately, he showed two sharp fangs, stared at Xu Tao with scarlet eyes, and clapped his hands, knocking the other person away.
He turned around and rushed towards the other three people madly.
At this time, the two more sober female guests finally reacted.
This is a real zombie.
The fangs are so long!
"what--"
After a scream, the three of them ran away, and only Xu Tao stumbled beside them and finally stood up.
As soon as I stood up, a zombie jumped over.
It opened its bloody mouth and bit towards his neck.
He was so scared that he peed his pants on the spot.
Fortunately, Zhang Yi upstairs heard the noise and jumped down, and stuck the talisman on Xu Tao's forehead before the bite hit his neck.
The zombie was then sealed and remained motionless.
And Xu Shao was already scared to death.
Zhang Yi frowned: "Are you stupid? Why bother with him if there is nothing to do?"
At this time, Xu Shao burst into tears, crying and cursing: "Woo woo, who are you calling an idiot?"
"I think you are the idiot. You are a big idiot. Who the hell would put zombies at someone's doorstep for no reason? Tell me, are you an idiot?"
He cursed and cried at the same time, feeling as aggrieved as a baby.
Seeing this, Zhang Yi was speechless and too lazy to even curse.
I'll put it here. Who told you to provoke him? And you wanted him to look directly at you? Now that he is looking directly at you, are you going to pee both ends at the same time?
"Wow, wow, I'm going to ask the production team to fire you."
"Which good person puts zombies at the doorstep?"
PS: Please give me some votes, everyone. I beg you!
(End of this chapter)