Chapter 39 The side effects are significant!
Everyone looked incredulous when they heard this.
The peach on this tree is as big as your head.
The peach tree that grew up listening to Buddhist scriptures?
The trunk is so thick that it would probably take three or four adults to hug it with their hands.
The branches are luxuriant.
Yan Linwan stared blankly upwards, her eyes wide open, "This is a real thousand-year-old tree."
"I just want to ask, will eating this kind of peach make your brain grow?"
"This peach is more than just a brain. I feel like I could become an immortal if I eat it!"
: "I want to know if the Queen Mother's peach tree is that exaggerated?"
: "Where is the small yellow car? I just want to ask, where is the small yellow car?"
: "Are you worried that we can't afford it? Hurry up and get me on the shared bike."
: "And it's not peach season now, is it?"
Zhang Yi pointed to the back and saw that there was an area inside the inner courtyard.
That is the fruit orchard of the entire Longhu Mountain, and any longan tree there is hundreds of years old.
"Because of our location in Longhushan, we generally have winter peaches and winter melons, so the result is not seasonal."
Zhang Yi gave a brief explanation, and everyone became even more envious.
Who doesn’t want to have fruit to eat at any time?
"What's wrong? Do you want to eat?" Zhang Yi turned around and saw Yan Linwan staring at the peach tree, almost drooling.
Yan Linwan quickly retracted her gaze, wiped her mouth, and shook her head: "No, no, no, this peach tree must be very important, I don't want to eat it!"
But her eyes had already exposed her.
A peach tree that is thousands of years old, and was planted by the ancestor himself. It goes without saying that it must be very important to them.
I am just an ordinary person, how could I possibly ask for this?
Everyone shook their heads.
Zhang Yi smiled helplessly and shook his head. Under everyone's gaze, he jumped lightly, stepping his left foot on his right foot.
The left foot steps on the right foot, the right foot steps on the left foot, and spirals upward.
In full view of everyone, it flew into the air and flew directly to the top of the peach tree.
He picked up two peaches as big as a human head.
Then he slowly came down, holding two peaches in his hands: "You are the only guests of Longhu Mountain besides the emperor, so you can eat them."
Everyone stared at Zhang Yi's warm smile.
"Spiral ascension? Taoist priest, you still said you don't know any magic!"
"You still keep saying you believe in science? Flip the table! I quit!"
"From a scientific point of view, as long as the speed is fast enough, it is OK to step on the right foot with the left foot. Even a generalist can take two steps."
"No wonder there are so many peaches on this tree. It turns out you have to be able to fly to eat a peach."
"Those who can't fly can only pick up rotten peaches and eat them from below."
"Wait a minute, Taoist priest, you dote on Xiao Wan too much. I'm jealous!"
: "Please pamper us too, please put the peaches on the yellow cart!"
Two peaches, one as big as a human head.
Two were enough for them.
The peach fragrance filled the air, and everyone stared in amazement.
Bringing them to the plum blossom table, Zhang Yi, holding a dagger in his hand, counted the total number of people present.
Then divide the two peaches into equal parts.
However, before eating, Zhang Yi specifically asked whether the toilets and bathrooms were sufficient today.
"Okay, everyone can try it. This bite is better than any supplement you have, but there may be some side effects later." Zhang Yi picked up a piece and started eating it leisurely.
This peach flesh is sweeter and crispier than ordinary peach flesh.
There was a lot of juice in one mouthful, and even he felt a little nostalgic.
Yan Linwan took a piece in a very formal manner, first looked at it, and then took a small bite.
Suddenly, my eyes lit up: "Wow, so sweet and delicious!" Then I ignored everything else and continued eating.
When the others saw this, they were also excited.
: "Stop licking, stop licking. If you keep licking, your account will be blocked!"
: "Damn, how did this become a food show?"
"First there was Kunlun Baofu, and now there are peaches. Will there be dragon meat next?"
"Has everyone not noticed? The Taoist priest said there are side effects?"
: "Side effects? Impossible. I don't believe such a good thing has side effects. It must be just to scare them."
"Something is wrong. I just heard the Taoist priest quietly asking if there was anyone in the toilet or bathroom."
Everyone can eat a peach in just three or two bites.
The taste lingers in your mouth, full of aftertaste.
However, after two or three minutes, Gugugugu——
Everyone's stomach started growling, and then some black, sticky dirt appeared on their skin.
"what!"
"bad stomach ache."
"What's going on? There's a lot of sticky stuff on my skin. It stinks."
"No. Could it be that the peach is poisonous?"
Everyone held their stomachs and felt pain.
Only Zhang Yi was fine, while Yan Linwan's skin turned slightly dark.
Because she had taken Zhang Yi's pill before and had already cleansed it once.
Seeing everyone so scared, Zhang Yi explained: "This peach can help you wash away your own filth. Don't panic. Go to the toilet and take a shower. You will discover a whole new world."
After hearing what Zhang Yi said, everyone felt less scared.
Rushing to the toilet.
After a while, it was like a war broke out in the toilet, with gunfire everywhere.
Hearing this commotion, Zhang Yi hid far away.
Now that we're back in the mountains, we need to prepare for other things.
"Master, there's not enough toilet paper!"
"Master, it's full, what should we do? It's blocked!"
As for the camera guy, he was also trying hard to go to the toilet inside.
Everyone in the live broadcast room was placed at the door.
My mind is full of questions.
"I told you that I had bought a Maserati by selling toilet paper at the foot of Longhu Mountain, but you didn't believe me. Do you believe me now?"
: "I believe it, because I sell suppositories in Longhushan!"
"With this kind of scene, are you planning to blow up all the toilets in Longhu Mountain?"
"I just want to know what you guys usually eat. How can you eliminate so many toxins?"
: "It's very normal for modern people. If I were in that era, my chrysanthemums would be so colorful!"
I stayed in the toilet for half an hour.
They came out one by one without feeling tired at all, but rather refreshed.
I feel like walking has become lighter.
"Dear lay Buddhists, please go and clean up first. Daozi is busy and will come to receive you later." A little Taoist boy had been waiting at the door for a long time.
Seeing everyone coming out, he gave them instructions with a smile.
"It's incredible." The photographer said in shock: "Why do I feel like my myopia has improved a lot after using this toilet? Am I going to mutate?"
"Not only has my eyesight improved a lot, I feel like I just had a hemorrhoid removed. I feel so good now!"
"Don't be disgusting, go take a shower quickly, the Taoist priest has even prepared clothes!"
(End of this chapter)