Chapter 43 This monkey got full marks in the college entrance examination!

One after another, purple-robed Taoist priests came running in various postures.

In their eyes, there is only the futon!

Only by sitting close can you have the opportunity to hear more.

"Old monkey, get out of the way, this is mine!" A larger red-haired monkey just grabbed the cushion in the second row.

The butt hasn't sat down yet.

As a result, a tall and strong Taoist priest behind it grabbed its neck and lifted it up to the back.

Sat in another seat.

He was both angry and furious, but didn't dare to say anything more, because this Taoist priest was the Red Robe Immortal.

Beating him is like beating him for fun.

Soon, all the futons at the scene were snatched away.

Not only the Taoist priests from Mount Longhu are here, but also various animals.

However, unlike before, they sat on the mats in great silence.

The blue ox lay there, motionless, its eyes full of life.

The monkey sits cross-legged with his hands clasped together.

The crane was crawling on the ground.

The Taoist priests also held Laojun's finger and looked at Zhang Yi above without saying a word.

This realistic action stunned everyone around.

: "Wow, are we filming a movie? It's so exaggerated?"

: "What does this scene remind me of? The story of Hongjun preaching and then fighting for the merit cushion."

: "That monkey! So awesome, sitting cross-legged with his hands clasped, this is a sign of enlightenment."

"Let's not talk about anything else. This monkey sat in the same row with me during the college entrance examination and handed in his paper early!"

: "All kinds of animals are waiting quietly. Will they be able to attain enlightenment and ascend to heaven after listening to this?"

: "I don't know if they will, but we definitely won't because of the phone."

: "Nonsense, this thing is probably only useful if you listen to it live."

: "What a pity. If I had known, I would have gone to Longhushan earlier. Maybe I could have grabbed a spot."

"Come on, this thing also requires luck. You probably won't be able to get in even if you go."

Seeing this scene, everyone was shocked.

I didn't expect that in the 21st century, we can still see such scenes.

Yan Linwan and others were the luckiest. Although they were not directly facing Zhang Yi, they were not far away from him.

Sit quietly on the ground.

"Mr. Li, does this look like the scene of you giving a meeting to your employees in the company?" Xu Tao said with a wry smile.

Li Xu turned around and glared at him: "Come on, why am I comparing my head with his now? The old man has already called and told me to lick his ass. If there is anything wrong, he will immediately abolish my position as heir."

Hearing this, Xu Tao sighed, "Yeah, the main thing is, who knew about the Dao Sect before this? Even my dad didn't know, so the old man knew something. But it feels too late now."

When the third uncle passed away, the Xu family's foundation also suffered a severe blow.

Just because of him.

Li Xu patted his shoulder and said helplessly: "It's okay, I can help you a little, but you should take some time to burn incense and ask your ancestors. I heard that if the descendants make such mistakes, the ancestors will be hung up and beaten. I'm afraid it will be difficult for you to be included in the family tree in the future."

hiss--

After hearing what Li Xu said, Xu Tao felt even more upset.

What the rich second generation wants to do most is to prove themselves.

Now, the whole family is involved, and the ancestor might even be beaten up.

I am too embarrassed to be included in the family tree.

Everyone stared at Zhang Yi quietly. Zhang Yi was wearing a Taoist Qilin robe and sitting on a bluestone slab.

She closed her eyes and leaned against the cliff, letting the breeze blow through her long hair.

As the wind blows, a fresh fragrance comes with it.

As time passes bit by bit.

Zhang Yi opened his eyes gently and nodded. A young Taoist priest beside him immediately understood and struck the chime to start.

The clear sound of the chimes filled the entire valley, spreading out like ripples from the cliff behind.

As the sound of chimes rang out.

Everyone below took a deep breath.

The monkey sat there obediently, and the blue ox also sat up.

There is an incense burner in front, with a stick of incense stuck in it.

"The sermon begins, for one stick of incense!" Zhang Yi said lightly, and then he pointed casually, and the incense stick actually burned out of thin air.

Wisps of white smoke floating by make people feel relaxed and happy.

But the next second.

There was a sudden rumble of thunder in the sky, followed by lightning.

Dark clouds covered the sky and soft drizzle fell slowly.

Everyone looked up and saw that the sky was not kind and it was actually drizzling.

The production crew on Bingbing's side was also tactful and stood up quickly: "It just so happens that we brought an awning with us. I'll go get it and enclose the site."

As he said this, he prepared to go out.

However, Zhang Yi spoke at this time: "No need to bother."

Then, look up at the sky.

He stretched out his left hand, used his right hand as a pen to write a few words on it, and then clapped it towards the sky.

"Today's sermon, you all should leave and let go quickly."

boom--

Another muffled thunder sounded, and the dark clouds in the sky were torn apart in an instant.

Then, the sky began to clear.

The temperature was originally over 30 degrees, but now the entire Longhu Mountain was surprisingly cool, as if it had its own air conditioning.

: "Fuck! That's awesome."

: "Is this Daozi? Can every word and action of yours represent Heaven?"

"I seem to have heard of this kind of legend. Before, it was the emperor, and now it is the Daozi?"

"Before, I heard that an evil wind was wreaking havoc in Chang'an, and then the emperor issued an imperial decree, ordering the evil wind to leave. What happened? The evil wind actually left."

: "Oh my god, is it so magical?"

"Nonsense, the emperor is the Son of Heaven. As the saying goes, he is appointed by heaven and governs the people on his behalf! Are you just bragging? Heaven has to protect him anyway."

"But the former emperor was still the most powerful. He didn't even need to go to heaven. He could make the demon wind go away with just one word."

: "These are all myths. My worldview has been severely impacted again today."

A faint purple light seemed to appear on Zhang Yi's body.

He is a Taoist disciple, and can be said to be the greatest person in Taoism.

The trip to preach is also for the prosperity of Taoism. As the saying goes, when the heavens are vast and boundless, my Taoism will prosper day by day.

There is a faint rainbow in the sky behind me.

Zhang Yi said calmly: "What I have said today is just one word."

Then he turned around and looked at the camera and everyone else: "Please don't bring your own stuff in. Science is the most important thing. We are just having fun."

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"Just for fun?"

: "It's just a joke."

"I will only believe it if you let that monkey who got full marks in the college entrance examination sitting cross-legged say this to me!"

: "And that cow, if I hadn't seen it doing Mathematical Olympiad a while ago, I would have almost believed it!"

: "The show effect, the show effect!"

"There is no other way. The Heavenly Master can only say this. After all, the spiritual energy has not yet fully recovered. The official has not spoken, so the Heavenly Master naturally cannot go beyond that."

:"here we go!"

(End of this chapter)