Chapter 52 The banquet begins and epic characters appear!
Everyone was itching to watch.
If it wasn't a live broadcast with so many people watching, I would have kicked him twice right there and then.
Xu Tao laughed coldly and said, "This guy is looking for death. Does he really think that the Taoist sect can't deal with him?"
This world is far scarier than it seems.
An older Taoist priest came over and looked at him with a smile: "Layman, you are playing around in Longhu Mountain today. Aren't you afraid of being struck by lightning?"
The old man stared at him with disdain: "Chop me? You are the ones at Longhu Mountain who are being dishonest. You didn't let me in to eat. You wanted to starve me to death!"
"You don't have to let me in to eat, just give me some money!"
As he said this he stretched out his hand.
The old Taoist shook his head: "Haha, you are really looking for death, look at what is in the sky."
Before I knew it, a dark cloud appeared in the sky which was clear just now.
A dark cloud hung over his head.
The old man looked at him with disdain: "What? I still don't believe that this thunder can strike me, you idiots. Anyway, if you don't let me in, I will make you live in Longhu Mountain uneasy today!"
He still looked like a deadbeat and refused to listen.
The Taoist priest said hurriedly: "Everyone, stay away from him. Be careful not to get hurt. This kind of person will really be struck by lightning!"
“Idiots!” Seeing that no one was trying to stop him, he swaggered inside: “What era is this? You still believe in this? I’m going in to eat, idiots!”
The words just fell.
boom--
A bolt of lightning fell straight from the sky.
Very fast and very powerful.
With a snap, it hit the bull's eye and hit him directly on the head.
It happened almost in an instant, and the whole person turned charred in an instant.
He was beaten to death on the spot.
Seeing this scene, everyone sighed, swallowed their saliva, and respected the reputation of Longhu Mountain again.
: "Fuck, I was really struck by lightning."
: "You deserve it. You dare to cause trouble on a day like today."
"Even if he wasn't struck by lightning, I feel like this kid has lived to the end of his life. He dared to come to Longhu Mountain to cause trouble. He really thinks he has lived too long."
"If you cause trouble at Mount Longhu, you will probably be hung up and beaten even if you die."
"I still say the same thing, do you think you'll be alright if you die? I'll beat your ancestors too!"
"I still say that, this is a Taoist sect, do you really think I won't punish you? If I punish you, my state of mind will be greatly improved!"
In this scene, not only no one felt pity, but everyone felt happy instead.
This little incident passed quickly and the people queuing below dared not make trouble again.
Wait quietly for Longhushan to distribute gifts, and then leave.
"Oh, I was so stupid before that I actually thought of going against Daozi." Xu Tao sighed and walked up with his gift.
Li Xu patted his shoulder: "It's okay, at least Daozi didn't settle the score later."
A few people went upstairs chatting and bringing gifts.
suddenly.
There was a sound of rushing wind falling beside my ears.
Looking up suddenly, I saw some people walking on leaves. They were all wearing ancient robes and holding cold weapons in their hands.
He jumped directly over the door and flew on the bamboo leaves.
"Wow, who is this person?" Yan Linwan asked curiously.
A Taoist priest explained: "People from other sects are here to congratulate as well."
The Tianshi Mansion in Longhu Mountain is not only the leader of Taoism, but also the head of the righteous sect in the entire Great Xia Kingdom.
As it is the inheritance of the Heavenly Master, naturally they have disciples who come to give gifts.
A woman suddenly jumped down from the air with two big hammers in her hands.
With golden eyes, he rushed towards Yan Linwan: "Wow, this is Zhang Ge's CP Yan Linwan, the young lady is so beautiful!"
The sudden enthusiasm made Yan Linwan freeze in her tracks. She smiled awkwardly and replied, "Hello, thank you, you are beautiful too."
The ponytailed woman placed the hammers in her hands casually. The two hammers seemed small, but the moment they were placed on the ground, they crushed the floor.
Everyone gasped and was stunned.
"Sister Zhang calls you Sister Xiaowan, so I will call you Sister Xiaowan too."
"I watch your live broadcast every day. I like you so much. I think you and Brother Zhang are a good match. Can I take a photo with you?"
The Zhang Xiaomei she mentioned is naturally the younger sister, and Zhang Ge should be Zhang Yi.
Faced with such enthusiasm, Yan Linwan was also honored.
"Thank you for your love."
After taking the photo, the little sister came over aggressively.
"Little donkey, let go of my sister Xiaowan!"
When the ponytail girl heard this name, she immediately got angry and grabbed her hammer: "Don't you dare call me a donkey!"
The little sister put her hands on her hips: "I want it, bite me!"
"I'll bite you if you bite me!" The two of them immediately started fighting in front of everyone.
One girl holds two meteor hammers, and the other holds a Guan Gong sword.
Each meteor hammer was bigger than her head.
My little sister is not even half the height of Guan Gong's sword.
But they are very powerful and fierce when they perform.
"Let's go, don't bother with them. Kids are like that, fighting and making noises, they will make up soon." An old Taoist priest seemed to be used to it.
As a result, the words just fell.
The two little girls looked over at the same time and said, "We won't make peace! If you keep talking nonsense, do you want to be hit by a meteor hammer (a big knife)?"
The old Taoist smiled awkwardly and left dejectedly.
The final result.
One on the left, one on the right, leading Yan Linwan inside.
She was like an older sister, coaxing kids on both sides.
The banquet was grand, with 150 tables seated in the front hall.
There were also 150 tables in the back mountain.
The back mountain is basically populated by people from some sects and Longhu Mountain, while the front mountain is mostly populated by ordinary disciples and regular people.
Li Xu and his friends were in the back mountain. Because they were Daozi's guests, they sat very close to him.
Yan Linwan was sandwiched between two girls and sat in the second row. All the Taoists at the table were wearing red robes and had white hair and beards.
The three of them seemed out of place.
Everyone stood obediently in their places, and only those who were older and of higher seniority were qualified to sit down.
Boom boom boom——
Suddenly.
There was the sound of a helicopter in the air.
Then, a military helicopter was seen coming over, and then an old man wearing sunglasses and holding a cane appeared on it.
He just glanced down and then jumped down.
Everyone at Li Xu's table was shocked. How could this old man be so pessimistic?
But people at other tables were very calm.
Because, the moment he jumped down, a chubby Taoist priest next to him flew up and caught him steadily.
"Hehe, I'm not old enough to need you to pick me up." The old man said dissatisfiedly.
The fat Taoist scratched his head and said, "Of course I should."
Live broadcast room at this time.
"Fuck, I know this old man, Yingkou Zhuilong, the director of the 7th Bureau!"
(End of this chapter)