Chapter 56: Thirty years of hard work, you want me to pay it back?
"It's okay." Zhang Yi slowly stood up and walked to the other side.
As he walked, he said, "Even if Jesus himself came to ask for it, he would have to sit down and listen to the lesson."
After listening to my class, think about whether you can take it with you!
Everyone was shocked. This was the Heavenly Master!
"After listening to the Master, I feel like I can challenge Tyson now."
: "I will challenge him with my radio gymnastics. Everyone wait for my good news."
"This is the Daoism of our Great Xia Nation. This is the state religion. How can other sects compare with it?"
"If it were Buddhism, the government would want these things? Exchange them for Yuan. We Buddhists value the word Yuan!"
: "You and I have a connection!"
: "This is the daily life of a Heavenly Master. This love variety show is really interesting to watch."
"Don't look at the other guests, just follow the Heavenly Master, the popularity is exploding."
Zhang Yi is not afraid of foreign people with super powers. If they dare to come, I will take action.
As for the three who are already here, you'd better just stroll around, have some snacks and go back, otherwise I'm afraid you won't be able to go back.
"Master, someone is coming from the foot of the mountain." Suddenly, a Taoist priest whispered to Zhang Yi.
The latter slowly stood up: "Everyone who comes is a guest."
After just saying this, the Taoist priest knew what to do.
Longhu Mountain prohibits entry to people other than Daxia nationality, but today has set a precedent for them.
But, they could only wait in the front mountain.
"You came to us so soon?" Mr. Li and others also looked at Zhang Yi.
Zhang Yi smiled coldly: "After all, this is not a trivial matter. If they come, they will come. I want to see if they dare to say it in front of me. Give it back to him!"
After saying this, he turned and walked towards the inner hall.
Everyone at the scene sighed, fearing that a war was about to break out.
After dinner, everyone gathered in Zhang Yi's yard to chat.
The four disciples were naturally the most popular and were surrounded by everyone, asking them questions.
"Master Zhang Xi, I want to ask, how did you do it? You took all those things out of the museum? Weren't there any security guards or police?"
Bingbing asked curiously.
Everyone looked over as well. This was simply unbelievable.
Apart from the unknown urine, there was no shadow of anyone at the scene.
Speaking of this, Zhang Yi rewarded his junior brother with a peanut, which hit him so hard that he covered his forehead and cried.
"I told you to drink less soda but you didn't listen. You insisted on peeing when we got to the scene! If it weren't for you, we would have probably taken a plane back home!"
The junior brother pouted, looking aggrieved, but did not dare to refute.
Everything about the Eagle Sauce is rubbish, except for their soda, which is really delicious. Compared with domestic soda, it’s like horse urine.
Zhang Xi immediately turned around and said, "Five Ghosts Moving Technique!"
"Five Ghosts Moving Technique? What kind of magic is this?" everyone was shocked.
The latter smiled mysteriously: "This is the secret of our Taoist sect. Except for the direct lineage and true disciples, no one else can learn it."
What I mean is, just talk about it, don't ask me to perform for you.
"People abroad don't have Dantian, and they don't know how to cast spells."
"Yes, people abroad are very particular about variation, it's outrageous."
"However, I heard there is a Hogwarts, but I have never seen it, so I don't know if it is true or not."
Several of them stayed in the United States for a few years and saw everything.
I can only describe it in one sentence: except for the soda, everything else is a lump.
Yan Linwan sat on the stool holding Xiaobai, staring at Kazilan's big eyes and asked, "Oh, oh, I heard there are vampires abroad, is that true?"
This immediately aroused everyone's interest.
Zhang Xi nodded: "Yes."
As he spoke, he took out two fangs from his bag. They were white and had teeth marks on them. "These are vampire teeth. They are worth collecting!"
Everyone looked over immediately.
: "Fuck, is this true?"
: "Vampire teeth? There are teeth marks. This looks like a wolfdog's, but not quite. It's very strange."
"Is the Taoist priest so powerful? Can he even deal with vampires?"
: "Wait, I want to ask, is the Taoist's magic effective against vampires?"
: "Vampires shouldn't be afraid of talismans, right?"
Bingbing picked out some comments and asked about them.
Zhang Xi also answered one by one: "Taoist talismans are indeed not very effective, but..."
Having said that, he smiled and gave his junior fellow apprentice a look.
The second junior brother who was standing next to him and was as strong as a piece of iron suddenly roared and jumped out with a leap.
Then he punched out with his right fist, smashing through a wall.
Then I saw Zhang Xi raised his eyebrows smugly: "The Taoist talisman is not very effective, but can he block this punch with thirty years of skills?"
"Vampires are different from the zombies in our Great Xia Country. They are simply too weak!"
Everyone:? ? ? ? ?
Studio:? ? ? ?
: "Awesome, hahahaha."
: "Really? Zombies die without decaying and their bodies become stiff, but vampires are different. They need to suck blood, so their bodies cannot be extremely stiff."
: "It's so funny. This punch takes thirty years of hard work. All vampires go to hell."
"So vampires can only run rampant abroad. If they come to Daxia, they probably won't be able to withstand a lightning five-whip combo."
"Although everyone has their own specialty, have you ever heard of the saying that one person can defeat ten people with one skill?"
Then I listened to the four of them talking about things happening abroad.
Urban legends like vampires, werewolves, mothmen, etc. actually exist.
When they were bored, these four even secretly went to Area 51 in the United States to take a look, although they only took a quick look at the periphery.
Everyone was shocked when they heard it.
The world is far more than what we see. What you can see is mostly what the official wants you to see.
What you can’t see is the truth of the world.
After everyone had been chatting for a while, they heard the Taoist priest outside coming in to report.
Fourth Junior Brother slammed his chubby hands on the table.
"This is intolerable! He has been chasing us for a while and now he has come to the mountain. Brother, I will go and take care of him!"
Zhang Xi smiled coldly, his eyes full of sharpness.
"Let's go and take a look ahead. With our Master here, it's not our turn to take action."
Everyone followed to watch.
"Did you really come to my house?"
: "I just want to ask one question, has Jesus come? If not, these few are not worth mentioning at all."
: "Jesus? This is a Taoist holy place. When Jesus comes, you have to sit down."
"Even if Jesus came, he would light a cigarette for the Three Pure Ones and call them seniors."
: "It's getting exciting. I want to see the scene of beating up the foreigners, to show them the power of thirty years of hard work."
: "People abroad rely on mutations to gain strength, while people in our country rely on magic!"
After a while, everyone arrived at the front mountain.
Many people were watching the show here. In the middle of the yard, three foreigners wearing strange clothes were looking at everything in the Taoist sect.
“Will they give our stuff back to us?”
"There is an old saying in the Great Xia Kingdom that a man who knows the current situation is a hero. If they dare not return it, then we will not show mercy."
(End of this chapter)