Chapter 70 I'm really thirsty
"Get out of here now!"

The red-robed Immortal Zhang Fei held a sword in one hand and a wine gourd in the other.

There are many wild ghosts in the countryside.

The Taoist priest does not mean to kill everyone.

But it would be a different story if you encountered a fierce ghost that had harmed people. The group of little ghosts in front of you didn’t seem to have harmed anyone.

Moreover, since we are here on a mission, we will naturally not meddle in other people's business.

With a loud shout, a purple cloud rose into the sky in front.

The group of little ghosts were frightened and scattered, and the sedan chair fell lightly into the corner nearby.

"What bad luck!" Zhang Fei cursed while directing his men to continue on their way.

The sound of suona and trumpets continued to ring in my ears, and a group of Taoist priests continued to move forward in a mighty manner.

But Xiaoye in the sedan was scared.

He struggled frantically inside: "Help, there is someone here, Taoist priest, help me!"

His voice was very loud, but it couldn't be heard at all.

This sedan chair is the ghost girl's natal ghost weapon.

Plus, the red-robed Taoist priest didn’t think much about it, so he didn’t pay any attention.

We just passed each other like that.

"It's over, it's over. The Taoist priest didn't seem to notice at all."

: "You're dead, your voice can't get out."

: "Fuck, Brother Ye, your wife is moving, be careful, your wife is moving!"

: "Fuck, my whole face is about to fall off, it's so scary."

: "I'm dizzy."

Everyone in the live broadcast room was shocked and prayed silently for Ono in their hearts.

Turning his head slightly, he just happened to see the female ghost in wedding dress turning her head and staring at him.

At this time, the red veil on her head had been taken off.

With his mouth wide open, he placed his bony fingers slightly beside his lips: "Shh, sir, keep your voice down, don't disturb the Taoist priests."

what--

Ono's pupils suddenly changed, and he curled up into a ball in the corner, shivering.

The visual impact of the scene just now was too strong for him.

You can even see the maggots wriggling inside the other person's bones.

He was almost in despair, his only hope was that he was slowly leaving outside.

A group of Taoist priests were carrying things and walking forward, looking very happy and not paying any attention to anything else.

Zhang Fei walked ahead with a swagger, muttering from time to time: "If I hadn't been busy today, I would really like to lift up your sedan chair and take a look."

"You are getting married, uncle, this is the first time I see you."

The little disciple next to him also smiled naively.

After the establishment of the country, animals were not allowed to become spirits, demons were not allowed to enter cities, and ghosts were not allowed to appear as spirits.

But these things still exist in remote rural areas.

These are spiritual beings that exist as long as there are human beings.

Most of them are souls who have something they want to go to but cannot, or are unwilling to be reincarnated.

When Taoists encounter this kind of situation, they will basically perform a ritual to help the deceased to be reborn, rather than killing him outright.

"Don't mention it. I've been a Taoist priest for so long, and this is the first time I've seen one." Zhang Fei said with a smile.

The words just fell.

The cell phone in his pocket suddenly rang.

In this day and age, except for some places where there is no signal and people have to use paper cranes to send messages, even they use smartphones.

"Master?" Zhang Fei was stunned for a moment. The call displayed on the screen was from Zhang Yi.

I tidied up my appearance a bit.

Open the video.

"Disciple has met the Heavenly Master."

The person on the other end of the phone was Zhang Yi.

Zhang Yi nodded slightly: "You're welcome, uncle."

"Is there anything wrong?" Zhang Fei asked straight to the point.

the other side.

Zhang Yi and his group were originally eating barbecue.

While eating barbecue and live streaming, I don't know what happened, but the background kept sending private messages to Xiaowan. Xiaowan opened the private messages and found that someone had encountered a ghost, and coincidentally, there was a group of Taoist priests at the door.

Zhang Yi took a quick look and wondered, isn’t this his uncle?

: "Tianshi, please help me quickly."

: "The Taoist priest outside didn't seem to notice that the sedan chair contained not a ghost but a human!"

: "Help me quickly."

I glanced at the comments and the messages in the background.

Zhang Yi immediately called over and asked, "Uncle Master, did you encounter a group of ghosts getting married?"

Zhang Fei, who was thousands of miles away, was stunned.

"Oh, the Heavenly Master has figured this out? The six yao have improved again."

"No." Zhang Yi said bluntly: "I was watching a live broadcast. There was a male anchor in the sedan chair. He was caught by a female ghost. He happened to see you through the gap."

Zhang Fei: ?????
As he said this, he looked back at the red sedan in the distance.

The sedan chair was parked there quietly, surrounded by a gloomy aura, and the moonlight shining on it was eerily cold.

But there was no sign of popularity.

He put down the wine gourd, took out the compass and took a look at it, and the needle turned suddenly.

His expression changed instantly.

Damn, there really is someone inside. I almost got cheated just now!
Fortunately, the Taoist priest reminded me, otherwise I would have committed a serious sin.

He threw the cell phone to the little Taoist boy next to him and took a sudden step forward.

His figure shot out, leaped into the air, and grabbed three copper coins.

He burst out with a roar: "Monster, put that good boy down!"

Inside the sedan.

Ono was already in despair. Looking at his wife's horrible face, he was ready to bite his tongue and commit suicide.

The result suddenly.

I heard the red-robed Taoist priest roaring outside.

Immediately, a burst of flames burst out and directly pierced through the sedan.

The lady flew straight out, but she temporarily reached out and grabbed his arm, wanting to escape into the ground together.

"Oh shit! Taoist priest, save me!" He cried for help in horror.

Zhang Fei leaped forward like a tiger, and stepped on the ground: "The golden rooster breaks dawn, and all evil will be annihilated!"

The words fell.

I heard a rooster crowing in my ears and a round of light shot up into the sky.

Then, he felt his right hand being grabbed by the Taoist priest and his whole body was lifted up.

In addition, his wife was also brought out.

"Fuck, let go, don't hold me back."

He's already crying, why are you following me so closely instead of running away?

"Why don't you let go?" Zhang Fei glared with his tiger eyes. He bit his tongue and spat out a mouthful of blood. The blood turned into a command arrow and directly nailed the female ghost down from the air.

The whole body was sealed on the tree next to it.

Simultaneously.

Two Taoist boys rushed up, holding red cinnabar threads in their hands, and trapped him.

A compass was thrown out from above his head.

Zhang Fei brought Xiao Ye to the ground slowly, and said unhappily: "Layman, are you really thirsty? Why don't you stay at home in the middle of the night and come out to have a tryst with this thing?"

Gulong——

Ono swallowed and collapsed to the ground in fear.

"Master Dao, stop joking. I was caught by her."

Look at what this female ghost looks like. How is it possible to have a tryst with her?

: "Brother Ye, the Internet saved you."

"If it weren't for the call from the Heavenly Master, you would have gone down to have a baby with her."

"Yeah, I just tagged Tianshi crazily. You're lucky that Tianshi and Xiaowan were having supper on livestream today. Otherwise, no one would have come to save you even if you screamed your throat out."

"If you don't look at her face, this female ghost is pretty."

: "Dude, are you really horny?"

: "Look, the female ghost is changing, she seems to be getting prettier!"

(End of this chapter)