Chapter 86 If they dare to come, we will kill them all, and even Jesus cannot be kept!
: "Fuck, when did Chinese martial arts become popular?"
"Nonsense, didn't you see someone wearing a Taoist robe? I'm sure I'll call him Taoist Priest when I see him in the future."
"Didn't Master Zhang Gonglin say before that some foreigners in Ying City have also been registered?"
: "Yes, since we want to spread Taoist culture all over the world, we naturally cannot wear tinted glasses."
"Except for Mount Longhu, and the Taoist temples that do not allow foreigners to enter, the Taoist Association is not so strict."
"Besides, he is not a true disciple."
This little Blackie performs Tai Chi moves very well.
Seeing Zhang Yi coming down, he quickly stood up and clasped his hands together, saying in fluent Chinese: "Hello, Master."
Zhang Yi put his hands behind his back and nodded slightly: "Well, I can say here that I have been included in the list. I will work hard and strive to go to the Daxia National Road Association."
"Disciple, I understand!" Xiao Hei was encouraged and his face was full of excitement.
Afterwards, Xiao Hei followed them and took them around to familiarize themselves with the Taoist Association and the surrounding environment.
There are two live broadcast rooms in total, one is Xiaowan’s mobile phone, and the other is held by Xu Tao.
Xu Tao asked curiously, "Why do you want to join the Taoist Association? Don't people from other countries look down on our Great Xia Nation?"
This is a fact. Even ordinary people abroad look down on the Taoism of the Great Xia Kingdom, thinking that it is just a group of scammers and quacks.
Xiao Hei scratched his head and said hurriedly: "No, no, I have believed in gods since I was a child."
"Then why don't you believe in Jesus?" Li Xu asked.
Xiao Hei smiled innocently: "I feel that compared with the Three Pure Ones and the Four Imperial Gods, Jesus is not good enough. I don't believe in Jesus, I believe in Taoism."
As soon as these words were spoken, everyone in the live broadcast room burst into laughter.
: "Hahaha, even Jesus couldn't help but say MMP when he saw this!"
"Taoism has really gone too far, directly poaching people from the local area."
: "It's so funny."
"Xiao Hei is an honest man, but nowadays, basically 90% of the people in Ying City believe in Jesus."
"If Xiao Hei said this and someone heard it, he would be beaten to death in the street."
"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid. For those who cannot be protected by Jesus, we, the Three Pure Ones and the Four Imperial Gods, will protect them."
The Taoist Association was established near Chinatown, and we arrived at Chinatown after walking for a while.
When you walk in, people who don’t know would think you have returned to your home country.
There are a lot of people sleeping on the streets on both sides of the road, all of them are foreigners.
Zhang Yi and his companions were walking on the street in Taoist robes and would be pointed at from time to time.
Even when they walked into Chinatown, many people shouted at them, "Get out of Eagle City!"
"Long hair, get out, you are not welcome here."
This sound is all I can hear.
Zhang Yi was startled and looked up at the sign above, which read Chinatown.
And all these people who are spewing shit are foreigners.
It was obvious that the insult was directed at Zhang Yi. Before Zhang Yi could say anything, Xiaowan next to him was the first one who couldn't help herself.
He handed the phone to Zhang Yi, then rolled up his sleeves and said, "Who the hell are you? Get out if you tell me to. I won't get out. Look at what you look like. You have bald spots on your head, can only sleep on the street, have a mouth full of yellow teeth, and your uncle doesn't love you."
This string of foreign languages left everyone in the live broadcast room confused.
At first, no one knew what Xiaowan was saying, and the big guys in the live broadcast room started translating directly.
Xuan Yu next to him was stunned. Am I not the one responsible for the scolding?
Why is there nothing for me to do?
"If you keep talking, I'll let you see some Da Xia Kung Fu!" Xiao Wan said while striking a pose.
The three foreigners were also confused by the scolding and could not help but rush over: "Come, let me try your Da Xia Kung Fu!" Xiao Wan hurriedly hid behind Zhang Yi and shouted: "Xiao Yu, come on, let them learn some Kung Fu!"
Xuan Yu rushed forward without saying a word, picked up the three of them and did a hula hoop.
"Fuck, 72-Move Sweeping Kick!"
"Oh my god, is this the Bajiquan elbow move? The foreigner is foaming at the mouth!"
: "This move is even more ruthless, a crotch kick."
"You're killing me with laughter. I can attest that Taoist Xiaoyu definitely didn't use any magic. These are all kung fu!"
"Each of the three foreigners was rewarded with a unique skill. Look how excited Xiao Hei was."
: "All three of them are foaming at the mouth!!"
After a few moves, the three foreigners all fell to the ground, foaming at the mouth and twitching all over.
Some foreigners who were watching the show nearby immediately shut their mouths and dared not scream.
The people of Daxia Kingdom clapped wildly and praised the fight.
Abroad, people from Daxia are often bullied. This is normal and most people choose to swallow their anger.
Especially for these homeless people, there is simply no way out.
Today, I saw someone treating them, and I was naturally very happy.
But soon a police car arrived and two cool officers got out.
"Sir, they are beating people, they are beating people at random, quickly catch them!" Several homeless people seemed to have found their backbone and cried out hurriedly.
Staring at Zhang Yi and the others fiercely.
"You yellow dogs are doomed. When you go to jail, someone will make you pick up soap!"
As a result, the sir didn't even see them, but walked towards Zhang Yi.
They were wearing Taoist robes.
Xuan Yu didn't want to be acquiesced either, so he walked forward and took out a notebook.
After reading it, the police officer was also shocked. He returned the notebook with both hands, then turned around and took the three homeless people into the police car. The next step would probably be to go to the prison to pick up soap.
"In this world, the only ones who can control us are the Three Pure Ones. Even Jesus can't do anything about it!" Zhang Yi smiled coldly.
We strolled around Chinatown in the morning and held an ancestor worship ceremony in the afternoon.
At that time, Master Zhang Yi will lead the team, and all other Taoists must be present. Wolverine will also announce his joining of the Taoist Association at this time.
The ceremony was held at the gate of the Taoist Association.
At the door, there is a platform with an altar and an incense burner on it.
Below was a crowd of reporters and onlookers, some of whom were there to cause trouble.
"Tianshi, I received news that someone seems to be coming to cause trouble."
Zhang Gonglin spoke.
Zhang Yi didn't care: "They say a powerful dragon won't overthrow a local snake, but I'm going to do it today. I want to see what they can do."
"If you dare to cause trouble, kill them all. I say, even Jesus can't stop them!"
After saying this, he turned and walked inside to burn incense and take a bath, while the people outside were preparing for the sacrifice.
Zhang Gonglin stood in front, his eyes cold and serious: "Get ready, something big is going to happen today, set up the formation, the Heavenly Master has ordered that everyone who comes stay, even Jesus can't stop us!"
The direct disciples below were all excited, finally they could open up about their feelings.
These people with special powers, mutants, haha, you rely on your mutated abilities, I can learn from you in three days!
Fight? You want to fight me with your head?
"understand!"
(End of this chapter)