Chapter 112 Yabo people: Shit?!
The new energy department was stolen.
Cui Ming communicated with the representatives of the five big bosses with a serious face.
"How horrible! Who would steal even the excrement of a monster?"
The representative expressed his thoughts with a dull look on his face.
This is mainly the incident
How bizarre!
Aliens are stealing Taganula's shit!!!
"Storm One, how much did they steal?"
"a lot of."
Cui Ming still looked indifferent, but.
The corners of his mouth kept twitching.
"That shit can't even be used as fertilizer. I don't know what the aliens are going to do with it."
Everyone felt a headache when they heard Cui Ming say this.
Of course, Cui Ming deceived everyone.
"Could it be because these feces are also a special energy source?"
At this time a representative asked.
Cui Ming looked at the representative.
“You can go and try it.”
"Okay, give us some."
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You are really rude.
Now that oil doesn't attract you anymore, are you starting to be interested in these feces?
"Anyway, if the enemy wants it, then stop them. It's that simple."
"I see. Then we need some security personnel to assist us."
"Okay, we'll send someone to help."
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Cui Mingxin said, this is what you said
In order to make everything more realistic, Cui Ming had to deceive people here as well.
Of course, Cui Ming was telling the truth.
after all
Aliens are really stealing Taganula's feces!
I also said that what was stolen was feces.
I just didn't say the aliens were fooled by me.
At this point, a unique offensive and defensive battle began.
The human side has a special army to protect Taganula's useless feces, while the Anqila people keep stealing the feces!
The two sides began a unique offensive and defensive battle.
Of course, the Taganulas also joined the battle.
Mainly because they are very unhappy with the perverted behavior of the Anqila people!
I have never seen such an outrageous guy!!! He peeked at others using the toilet! He even stole other people’s feces! Did he get our consent!!!
Of course, the more important reason is that this guy Anqila has repeatedly broken into other people's toilets while Taganula was using them.
Some of the Taganulas were constipated!
Some were so frightened that they didn't even shrink back!
The Taganulas were angry at that time!
"Damn it! It's you again, pervert! Brothers, beat him up!!!"
Then the Anqila people were beaten up again.
After this, the feud between Taganula and the Anqila people was formed!
After all, the Anqila star is just a pervert in the eyes of the Taganulas!
Like to watch them go to the toilet pervert!
The Anqila people believe that the Taganula are the biggest obstacle to their stealing of new energy!
Several battles broke out between the two sides, and because of this situation, the Taganulas even deliberately surrounded and intercepted the Anqila people many times.
But
The Anqila aliens always managed to escape after being beaten up.
Cui Ming will take away the body tissues of the Anqila people for research later.
but
Cui Ming encountered some special situations today.
The Mefilas wanted to meet with Cui Ming, saying that there was something very important to discuss.
Cui Ming decided to meet this unique Mefilas alien.
"Hehe, long time no see, Storm One and Team Hayata."
The Mefilas looked at Hayata who came with Cui Ming.
Hayata said calmly, "It's been a long time, Mefilas. What brings you here this time?"
"Haha, there's no need to be so hostile to me. I came here with no ill intentions this time, but I hope to reach a cooperation with you."
Mephilas said, waving his hand.
His Kemur men stepped forward.
"Hello, respected Storm One, I am from the Kelm people. On behalf of our people, I hope to reach a cooperation with the Earth."
Hayata, who was beside Cui Ming, had already stood in front of Cui Ming, ready to protect Cui Ming at any time.
But actually.
At this time, it seems that Cui Ming’s fighting ability may be the highest among those present?
Unless he is facing a rule-based enemy or an enemy that is difficult to attack with physical means, Cui Ming is basically invincible.
"What cooperation?"
Cui Ming asked at this time.
The Keml wiped the sweat off his forehead.
To be honest, it can't be like its leader, Mefilas, who can remain calm in the face of Cui Ming and Hayata.
"Let me introduce myself first. We Kemur people have advanced medical technology, so we have a lifespan of 500 years."
Hearing the Kemur people say this, Cui Ming looked at it strangely.
"But other aliens are often tens of thousands of years old?"
".I mean, we can rely on technology to extend our lifespans, so at least we are better than you humans, right?"
Cui Ming nodded and signaled it to continue.
"But we don't have the technology to resist aging, which makes us very painful. But now it's different. We have discovered factors that can make us and you humans resist aging through some liquefied Titlim energy purchased from you. So I hope we can cooperate. You humans provide liquefied Titlim, and we provide anti-aging and life extension technology. Win-win! After all, we also know that you will not use the means of extracting liquefied Titlim as a transaction, right?"
Cui Ming looked indifferent, and then.
He took out something and said, "You all heard it, so start discussing it."
Cui Ming then took out another object and said in front of everyone: "Ultraman, you heard it too. Please be witnesses. Thank you."
Snapped!Snapped!Snapped!Snapped!
The Mefilas clapped.
"Awesome, awesome! You actually chose to notify both parties! Storm One, you are really awesome."
The Mefilas people admitted that Cui Ming's action directly made many plans impossible to realize.
Cui Ming directly let Ultraman and humans know about the deal of the Kemur people.
This is equivalent to letting the Keml people know one thing.
If it dares to breach the contract, then the Ultra Clan will help it promote it well~
Cui Ming just didn't bother to care about letting humans make their own choices.
At the same time, it also directly prevented some enemies from taking advantage of this incident.
after all
Cui Ming directly let people choose for themselves.
At this time, a figure flew over in the sky.
It's Sophie!
The Mefilas found this scene very interesting.
Ultraman Hayata.
Then Sophie came too.
It's amazing!
Can I have a human body?
For example, Cui Ming!
The Mefilas looked at Cui Ming.
Cui Ming is waiting for humans to come to a conclusion.
Then Cui Ming heard something.
Came before the Kemur people.
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To be honest, I felt a lot of pressure when facing Cui Ming.
Cui Ming looked at the Keml people and suddenly stretched out his hand.
"The humans have agreed. We are happy to cooperate, but in return, the Ultramen will serve as witnesses. After all, the Ultramen are our guardians. We humans will also provide the Ultramen with enough liquefied Titrim as a reward."
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Bro you scared me to death!!!
The Keml people were so scared when they saw Cui Ming's appearance at that time!
The result is good!
It quickly shook hands with Cui Ming.
"Yes, yes, we will definitely not breach the contract and will protect the liquefied Tittium. Lord Mefilas is here. Lord Mefilas is also our witness!"
Cui Ming looked at the Mefilas.
"If you accept this responsibility, we will also pay you, and we will not leave any handle for you."
The Mefilas looked at Cui Ming.
"It's my honor. How about you, Ultramen?"
Zoffy looked at the Mefilas and said, "We are willing to be witnesses."
Thus, a special cooperation began.
Kemurian technology and unlimited energy from Earth.
Human life expectancy will increase dramatically.
But I guess this will also lead to the start of family planning?
This is not what Cui Ming needs to pay attention to.
But this liquefied Titrum energy is really good.
Although the Kingdom of Light has more light energy, their Technology Development Bureau will definitely be able to develop new uses for this energy.
Energy is always the most needed thing in the universe
Although the cooperation between humans and aliens is still secret, some troops already know about it.
The Tucker team is one of them.
"Prolonging life and youth? To be honest, I'm really looking forward to it." Yamanaka was very excited.
After all, who would want to die so soon if they could live longer?
At this time, Konno said, "Yes, Yamanaka, this way you will have a better chance of finding that Metronian!"
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Yamanaka's expression suddenly became very unhappy.
Damn it, you fat guy Konno, are you just bringing up things that are irrelevant?
And Jin Ye hadn't noticed the look on Yamanaka's face yet.
"By the way, Yamanaka, do you know that you are actually a great hero? Many of the substances that the doctors extracted from you have great research significance! No one has told you before, am I being nice to you?"
Ryugoro is almost crying because of the stupidity of this fat guy Konno.
The biggest help to Shanzhong would be if you didn't mention this matter!
Yamanaka is about to go berserk now!
And now Yamanaka's eyes looked at Konno more and more unfriendly.
"Konno, thank you for calling me a hero. Come, I'll show you some nice places."
"Oh, really?"
"Of course, the food there is especially good."
Yamanaka wants to introduce Konno to a place that serves Indian food!
And those are not up to the hygiene standards!!!
Pull you to death!!!
"Yes, Vice Captain."
Long Goro will not care about these two idiots now.
He asked Cui Ming, "How is the fake Xiang Xiushu?"
"It, now it fights with the Taganulas every day. The main thing is that this guy is still stealing the Taganulas' feces."
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Okay, aliens are scary.
At this time, everyone is talking about the Anqila star
Limping back to his base
TM.
Damn you beetle monsters! You are dead!
Afterwards, the Anqila people prepared to take action again.
But it’s different on Cui Ming’s side. Cui Ming is ready to show his cards.
"Xiang, are you used to your work recently?"
Hearing Cui Ming's question, Anqila said, "Of course I'm used to it. By the way, how is my Ultra Laser going?"
Cui Ming smiled and said, "Are you talking about the useless laser gun? We just sealed it up."
Hearing Cui Ming say this, Anqila's face changed, but then he said, "Really?"
"That's right. By the way, when did you become left-handed?"
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The Anqila aliens were silent.
At this time a person walked in.
Seeing this person, the Angela star widened his eyes!
It’s the real Hideki Go!
"you!!!"
The Anqila star's eyes widened.
And Go Hideki looked at the Angela alien in front of him with anger in his eyes!
This is it!!! Stealing feces in your own image!!!
Isn't this harming me? ! ! !
The Anqila alien immediately leaped up.
“You finally found it!”
Then the fake Xiang Xiushu returned to his original appearance, and a machine appeared behind him, which was filled with the energy it collected.
"Hahahaha! Your energy! Belongs to us!"
Then the Anqila alien jumped up and prepared to leave.
However, Cui Ming suddenly asked: "Why do you collect so much feces? Why do you call this feces energy!"
Cui Ming's words stunned the Angela star, so much so that it accidentally made a mistake and fell directly into the "energy"!
However! It must make one thing clear!
"What do you think this is?!"
"stool!"
After hearing Cui Ming's words, the Anqila people fell into the "energy" in disbelief.
Then yelled, "SHIT?!?!!"
"That's right! You damn aliens! What are you doing stealing so much feces?!"
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The Yabo people who were planning to admire Cui Ming's surprised expression were stunned.
yes.
Cui Ming was quite surprised.
But the reason for the surprise.
"Is this feces?! I was wondering why it smells so weird! Wait! F*ck!!! Research department! Stop the experiment!!!"
late!
boom! ! !
The research department exploded due to an experiment going wrong because the energy they invested was not actually energy!
Taganula's feces are flying everywhere!!!
"shit!!!!"
Researcher Yabo shouted!
Endless feces rushed towards them.
moment
The Yapo people were overwhelmed!
Now they can only swim in the sea of dung!!!
On the other side are the Anqila people.
"Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!! This is shit!! This is!!! Don't you have a new energy label on it?"
Cui Ming looked at the machine and shouted, "Wrong hang up! And! I'm waiting for the artillery! What are you waiting for?"
"what?"
The Anqila star was stunned.
then
It then discovered that there was a cloud of smoke next to it.
Subsequently
There are countless artillery shells coming from the sky!
"Armor-piercing mortars, I hope you like it, team members! Retreat!!!"
Then, the Anqila people saw.
It is the arrival of countless armor-piercing shells
boom! ! ! !
To deal with this guy
Cui Ming doesn't care even if the Taganula's feces are blown all over the city!
Anyway, it’s not Cui Ming who is responsible for the cleanup!
(End of this chapter)