Chapter 205 Management, you guys are so extreme here, don’t you care about management?
In the quiet night, Cui Ming and the sergeant walked back with the Bad alien, who was once one and now had a double.
Cui Ming's walkman was playing a Japanese nursery rhyme.
"Um, Storm One, do you think it's a little too creepy to play this song so late at night? The most important thing is that you are holding the head of the Bard star in your hands."
"Well, my Walkman likes to play the background music that matches the atmosphere at about the same time."
"What kind of Walkman is so powerful?"
The sergeant said as he felt something was wrong!
"Wait! What you mean is that this Walkman thinks this atmosphere is suitable for listening to nursery rhymes?"
"I still like horror movies for my Walkman."
".What kind of Walkman do you have?"
Cui Ming took out the leaf rot.
"Here, this is it. It seems to be some unique existence. It cannot be called a living thing."
Cui Ming dared to take out Ye Fu because Cui Ming knew very well that Ye Fu's existence itself could not be exploited.
Anyway, Cui Ming thinks that if the aliens have the ability to really steal Ye Fu, then you are awesome.
Anyway, to Cui Ming, Ye Fu is just an ordinary walkman.
Cui Ming would not think of using Ye Fu's abilities to cause trouble.
Because when thinking about it this way, what is the difference between Cui Ming himself and those guys?
Cui Ming doesn't mind the means, but Cui Ming still has his own principles.
The premise is that the other party is also a human being.
If the other party is not a human being, then I'm sorry, Cui Ming will also start to behave like a human being.
Isn’t it just a competition of who is more ruthless?
Then let’s see whether you aliens are stronger or we humans are stronger.
It's not Cui Mingchui.
A certain rabbit is an example. Do you really think that a rabbit won’t bite when it is anxious?
For five thousand years, they have been fighting.
They are either fighting or on the way to a fight, not to mention now that there are monsters, they have to fight monsters that threaten civilians almost every day.
Why is Japan always unlucky?
Because Japan has fewer troops, but even so, it is enough to make it difficult for the aliens.
"Well, your Walkman is quite scary, playing children's songs late at night."
"Fortunately, they didn't play heavy metal music, otherwise it would have kept me awake. I actually prefer symphonies."
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The sergeant looked at Cui Ming speechlessly.
"Okay. Your hobby is pretty good."
Space Mask knew that the Bad people had sacrificed themselves.
Although I have the intention of using them.
But when the Bad people really sacrificed themselves.
The cosmic mask is full of pain again.
"I won't let your sacrifice go to waste! Black Satan will be our strongest weapon of revenge!"
Thinking of this, Cosmic Mask began to prepare for his own Black Satan production project.
It knew that it had to hide now, as humans had already begun to capture it.
--split line--
The capture of the Space Mask must be carried out, but for now we can only conduct patrols.
Mainly because the Tucker team is too busy.
Since this guy from the star Metron spread the news that Japanese men are good at sex, the problem has become serious.
Many people from all over the world come to Japan just to experience the local customs and culture of Japan.
Why not go to Europe and America?
They are afraid of being tasted back.
Cui Ming and his colleagues have to work overtime recently.
then
Many aliens were thrown into prison.
The Virgo goddess was sentenced to five months in prison.
After all, she was coerced, but it also caused some bad effects.
Fortunately, the prison she was in was full of aliens who were only thinking about having sex with men, so Aprasa felt it was still acceptable.
The young man also often came to see the goddess, but he didn't know whether there would be any result.
Cui Ming didn't care, as long as nothing happened.
If something goes wrong, it's up to the Tucker team to solve it.
But there is also good news.
Everyone in Storm Squad now has a new set of vehicles to use.
Anti-aircraft vehicle, Balius high-pressure grenade tank, Nix mecha.
Tucker still has those equipment.
The main reason for not giving the Knicks armor is that Tucker's crash rate makes people afraid to allocate funds
You said that if it caused huge damage to the super beast like Storm One and then directly exploded with the super beast, we wouldn't say anything.
But many of you suddenly crashed while flying. How can we allocate funds with peace of mind?
Don't say that we are suppressing your Tucker team. The commando team that is helping you is specially equipped with vehicles.
In short, now the sergeants and others say that this wave has made them rich!
The Death Troops don't need any vehicles because they already have powerful power armor.
In fact, the sword soldiers are positioned as defenders and are used as fast vehicle troops on the battlefield.
Most of their weapons are vehicles-only weapons.
However, even with the vehicle, there are still many problems.
There are still too few people who can use it.
so.
Cui Ming had no choice but to sacrifice himself again and go to the Eight-foot Woman for help.
Although I usually always look for eight-foot-tall girls.
"Any other urban legends that could help?"
The eight-foot woman looked at Cui Ming in surprise.
"Yes, the situation is special and we need some help now."
"There are actually some examples of this, such as the legend of Bloody Mary who made the phone call."
".Why is it all Mary?"
"Well, isn't that the name of Doll?"
The eight-foot woman explained, "So, Cui? Want to give it a try?"
"That's fine. Do you know how to find Mary?"
"Yes, this is her phone number."
In fact, the story of the urban legend of Mary the Phone Caller is very simple.
This is a story about a girl and her favorite doll in her childhood.
As the girl grew up, she gradually neglected the doll.
Once, the girl moved and abandoned the doll in her old house.
This is what happened when she arrived at her new home. The girl was in her room on the second floor when the phone rang.
"Hello, I'm Miss Mary, I'm in front of your house now."
The call was hung up after saying just this one sentence. The girl put down the receiver with a strange feeling in her heart, and soon the phone rang again.
"Hello, I'm Miss Mary, I'm opening the door now"
The girl thought it was a weird prank and decided not to answer it again. But then, the phone rang again.
The girl was going to ignore it, but the phone kept ringing with no sign of stopping. In desperation, she had to pick up the phone.
"Hello, I'm Miss Mary, I'm going upstairs now."
After saying that, the phone was hung up again.
I don't know if it was a psychological effect, but there seemed to be slight footsteps coming from the stairs.
Cold sweat broke out on the hand holding the telephone receiver, and my heart was beating fast, fast, fast, louder and louder.
The phone rang again.
"Hello, I'm Miss Mary. I'm at the door of your room now."
The girl ran to the door of the room and locked the door, but she could not feel any movement behind the door.
Nothing happened. The girl breathed a sigh of relief, and then the phone behind her rang again.
The girl picked up the receiver and put it to her ear.
"Hello, I'm Miss Mary, I'm right behind you."
That's the story.
And now, Cui Ming has started dialing this number.
Sure enough, the call came not long after.
"Hello, I'm Miss Mary, I'm in front of your house now." "Welcome, let's talk."
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Mary on the other end of the line was silent.
There's something wrong with this human being.
And why does this house look so strange?
But as an urban legend, I also have my own dignity!
Then Mary Doll took action.
"Hello, I'm Miss Mary, I'm opening the door now"
"Hey wait! There's one at the door!"
boom! ! ! !
Cui Ming listened to the explosion outside his house and was silent for a moment, then said to Miss Mary: "There is a mechanism outside my house."
".You're waiting!"
Mary was a little bit upset.
Then Miss Mary hung up the phone, and soon
"Hello, I'm Miss Mary, I'm going upstairs now."
"Wait! My stairs too!"
Da da da da da da! ! ! !
“Ahhhhhh!!! Whose stairs are equipped with machine guns!!! Aaaaaaahhh!!!”
Hearing Miss Mary's screams, Cui Ming fell silent again.
Why don't you just listen to what the person is saying?
After Miss Mary finally came to Cui Ming after going through so much hardship, she took out her phone and said, "Hello, I'm Miss Mary. I'm at the door of your room. There shouldn't be anything at your door, right?"
"No."
"Phew! That's good! You've been waiting for it!"
Then Cui Ming waited.
What are you going to do?
Finally, the last call came.
"Hello, I'm Miss Mary, I'm right behind you!"
"No, I should be behind you."
"?????"
Miss Mary walked up to Cui Ming and took a look.
Holy shit! Dummy!
At this time, when Miss Mary turned her head, she found that Cui Ming's family was looking at her from behind.
At this time, the Walkman that Ye Fu transformed into started playing music.
Ding Dong I have a secret
Quietly tell you
Welcome to the entrance of heaven
Ding Dong, someone is ringing the doorbell
Who is outside?
Treat pranks as a game
Listen, who is crying?
Look who is whispering
There are eyes outside the window
It's always watching you
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Miss Mary looked at Cui Ming's family, including the eight-foot-long woman.
"that."
Miss Mary looked at Cui Ming and the others.
"Well, I think it's not appropriate for us to be like this now. What do you think?"
Cui Ming grabbed Miss Mary's neck.
"Miss Mary, right? We need your assistance, but before that, I need you to tell me how to attract Bloody Mary. Don't worry, I can spare your lives if you cooperate."
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Miss Mary looked at the eight-foot-tall woman.
You traitor!
The eight-foot-tall woman smiled.
I'm sorry, I have to apologize to you guys for the sake of my family.
".I will cooperate."
Miss Mary didn't know why, but the four people in front of her were more murderous than the other!
Holy shit! What the hell is this family?
Subsequently
Very good, Miss Mary has caught it
Then the next thing is this Bloody Mary.
The Bloody Mary is easier to make. To put it simply, just hold a candle and say Bloody Mary three times in front of the mirror at a specific time.
then
Cui Ming waited until the time came and took action.
When Cui Ming completed the process, Bloody Mary really appeared.
Even in the mirror.
However, Bloody Mary did not look ferocious when she came out.
Mainly because the person on the other side of the mirror seems scarier than me.
"Um. Do you need any help?"
When facing a strong opponent, even urban legends become versatile.
"come out."
“Well, I think.”
Bloody Mary didn't want to show up.
However, Cui Ming directly put his hand into the mirror.
No! How did you do that!
I can transform into Ultraman Gaia!
Cui Ming took Bloody Mary out and said, "Choose now, cooperate with us or be killed directly?"
".I will cooperate. What do you need me to do?"
Bloody Mary knew that if she didn't behave better.
"What do you need me to do?"
"Look for the aliens nearby to see if they are targeting Japanese men's dicks. We need to monitor or capture them."
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No, what the hell is this?
“And this guy.”
Cui Ming took out the photo of the Universe Mask.
Although the cosmic mask in this photo seems to be running away.
"Catch someone? That's easy!"
"I'm not asking you to catch it, I'm asking you to find it. I don't want you to be made into super beasts. After all, you're quite obedient. Although I'd love to kill you directly, I still feel a little bit reluctant."
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"Okay, you two come with me tomorrow."
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Bloody Mary and Miss Mary who was on the phone thought to themselves, what a sin we have committed!
Met you guys
--split line--
"Is this an urban legend? Don't we need to just deal with them?"
The sergeant asked, looking at Bloody Mary and Miss Mary.
"After all, these two guys should have killed someone, right?"
"I think it's better to just blow it up."
Captain Death also said this at this time.
"After all, these two guys look like bad guys."
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"Well, we are new members who are in the observation period."
Bloody Mary immediately knew her position.
"Um. Isn't it inappropriate for us to be so extreme? Is there anyone in charge?"
"The one in charge?"
Beidou heard this and shouted to the side: "Deputy Captain! I'm looking for you!"
Cui Ming came out holding the head of a Zanpa alien.
"What's up? I'm interrogating the Zampa people."
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Damn! This is the most extreme one!!!
When they saw Cui Ming, Bloody Mary and Mary felt that they were doomed.
It turns out that the most extreme person who caught them was actually the one in charge!!!
Cui Ming came before two urban legends.
"Now, start working. Remember, if you have any intention of surrendering to the enemy, I will use the blessed cross and Buddhist beads to smash you to death."
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Bloody Mary and Mary doll hugging each other.
It's so damn scary!
Sure enough, this guy is the most extreme one!!!
(End of this chapter)