Chapter 340: Barga: Kainaer, I win again
Sometimes people are just mean.
Things that you have not cooperated with before will no longer be the same when the fire burns on yourself.

Just like Drimjilas.
Delim Gilas is simply the nightmare of all normal men
However, the ability of the super beast also requires everyone to pay more attention
But for Cui Ming now, this is not the main problem.

"tsk"

Kainaer tutted in dissatisfaction.

Cui Ming pretended not to hear.

Cui Ming is now collecting urine residues from the scene to see if he can analyze how many kinds of diseases are contained in the urine of this damn thing.

stare!!!!

Kainar stared at Cui Ming with wide eyes.

But Cui Ming still ignored it.

And next to Barga
He seemed to be leaning slightly.

Kenar received another calculation code.

'I won again.'

"Ah ...

Kainaer was silently threatening Cui Ming from behind.

Cui Ming has already finished collecting the information.
"Fuck. So many symptoms?"

Cui Ming started swearing.

The influence of Drimjilas's ability is too profound.
How horrible.
"Clean up the Barga right here. Don't let the urine be taken back! Everyone, pay attention! There must not be any urine that slips through the net!!!"

"yes!!!!"

All the men present were as excited as if they had been injected with chicken blood!
The Death Troops are also using their special equipment to help with the burning.

"Too vicious! The super beasts of this Yabo guy are too vicious!"

Captain Death didn't expect there would be such an evil tactic
What is really disgusting about Drimgilas is the Ultra Warriors. If Ultraman is accidentally infected, who knows if Ultraman will also be tortured by these disgusting diseases.

Of course, the scariest thing is that this thing is disgusting.
Ultraman probably can't stand such a disgusting thing.
Listen to what it says? Spray piss all over you!

"Okay, instead of wasting time talking nonsense, we might as well get it done as soon as possible."

The sergeant also felt disgusted with Drimjilas, after all, this thing was considered the public enemy of men.

No, I need to be more careful next time.
This hanging thing is horrible.
Finally, Drimgillas's existence was completely wiped out.

At the same time, the whole of Japan began to search again to see if there were any bed-wetting quilts that had slipped through the net!

It’s enough for that damn Delim Gilas to appear once!

"it is finally over"

At this time, Cui Ming was cleaning Barga with a high-pressure water gun.

It is also used in conjunction with a super strong disinfectant.

The smell alone is so stimulating that even wild animals dare not approach.

But Cui Ming still felt unsafe.

This thing called Delim Gilas is one of the few things that makes Cui Ming tremble with fear.
After all, it's really terrible
And Hikaru is also collecting some materials now.

"Hikali, what are you doing?"

Cui Ming, who was cleaning Barga, saw that Hikali suddenly suffered cardiac and respiratory arrest.

It’s not because of anything else, it’s just that what this guy Hikaru did was too scary!

Who knows what kind of abnormal things this guy Hikari will come up with?
"Don't worry, Lao Cui. I'm trying to see if I can make a new weapon. This Delim Gilas gave me some new inspiration, so I came up with a very good weapon."

Hikaru said as he took out a shit shovel.

"I saw you guys using this to drive away those crazy people, so I thought about making a new weapon. Look! This is my new invention, the super shit scoop!"

"Be a little more normal."

Cui Ming wondered if he should knock Hikari unconscious with a brick first, so he wouldn't have to worry about it going crazy.
The most important thing is to see what weapons he prepared!
A shit shovel!
"Lao Cui, you don't understand. I have observed many animals and found that the power of feces is indeed very good! For example, the golden tortoise beetle can use feces as a shield."

The golden tortoise beetle is a unique insect that does not have gold in its body. Its golden back is just the reflection of the sun's rays from its body fluids. And when necessary, the golden tortoise beetle will turn reddish brown, which is the original color of its body.

In addition to being able to change color, the larvae of the golden tortoise beetle also have magical feces and grooves. The grooves of the larvae can move freely to extend and shorten. Before growing out of the shell, the larvae use their long anal tubes to pile up layers of feces on their bodies to form a thick shield.

These feces will solidify quickly when they come into contact with air, which can resist the attack of natural enemies. The stench of feces can also cover up the smell of larvae, so as to escape the predation of enemies and greatly increase the chance of survival. Feces that can become a "shield" are also very rare in nature.

You see, this is the first use.

The feces thrown out by the feces scoop made by Hikari can form a shield to protect himself!
Of course, the smell is stimulating enough to make the enemy afraid to act rashly.

Then the second use is as bait!
This brings us to the feces of sea cucumbers, which are the best example of bait. As a benthic organism, sea cucumbers usually feed on organic debris and microorganisms in the seabed sediments. The feces they excrete after digestion contain many beneficial substances, such as ammonia, nitrogen, and calcium carbonate, of which calcium carbonate is a substance needed by corals in their growth process.

Moreover, the amount of feces excreted by sea cucumbers is particularly large. It is said that a sea cucumber can excrete nearly 30 kilograms of feces in a year. Considering their body size, this is a very scary number.

The feces thrown out by Hikari's feces scoop will have a unique smell. Although it stinks, it can attract the enemy's attention and even make the enemy want to swallow it. It can be said to be very vicious.

The third function is extended through wombats.

Wombat poop is unique on Earth. Their poop is a square cube, and the size is very uniform. Scientists have found that the intestines of wombats not only move forward and backward, but also move up and down and left and right, thus "pinching" out square poop.

There is a reason why wombats have evolved this ability. Square poop is an important "evidence" for wombats to mark the boundaries of their territory. After they defecate, they pile up their poop and place it around their territory to warn other wombats that this piece of land has been taken over.

The square-shaped feces are easier to pile up, and once piled up, they are not easy to spread or roll away. The square feces thrown out by Hikari's feces scoop can serve as a barrier wall to protect himself.

The fourth is to provide nutrition.

Hikari's dung scoop has many abilities, after all, it imitates animal feces.

It also imitates capybara feces.

The digestive tract of a capybara is very short, so the food it eats is excreted before it is fully digested. This semi-digested feces is very nutritious for other animals. We all know that herbivores can digest cellulose thanks to the microorganisms in their bodies.

Since capybaras eat and excrete quickly, the microorganisms have not yet completely fermented the food, and only part of the nutrients have been absorbed before they are excreted. Therefore, other animals can not only supplement their nutrition by eating capybara feces, but also digest them very easily.

Hikari used this as an opportunity to create feces that could provide nutrition.

At the same time, Hikari also prepared feces that can be used for treatment!!!
This is the power of bat feces! Hikari learned about their feces during his travels. In China, bat feces is actually a traditional Chinese medicine. Bat feces has a very literary name, called Yeming Sand. According to the Compendium of Materia Medica, Yeming Sand can invigorate blood circulation and eliminate accumulation, so it can treat eye cataracts and blindness.

For thousands of years, Chinese people have used Yeming Sand as medicine to treat diseases. However, with the in-depth study of bats, Yeming Sand has been removed from the new edition of the "National Pharmacopoeia" released in 2020. It's not because it has no medical effect, but compared with its medical effect, Yeming Sand has too many disadvantages.

As the feces of many types of bats, the composition and content of Yeshiva are uncertain, the quality inspection standards are difficult to control, and it may even carry viruses.

But all this is not a problem for Hikaru!

Treatment is so simple!

But Hikari may have forgotten one thing.
Who in their right mind would want to be treated with feces?
And it's an imported medicine.
After listening to Hikari's introduction, Cui Ming looked helpless.

Didn’t Ultraman Father have the idea of ​​killing you?
This is Cui Ming's true thought.
"Hikkali
How did you come up with the idea for this weapon?"

Cui Ming looked at Hikaru with an uneasy expression.

But Hikari looked at Cui Ming with innocent eyes.

"Ah? I only thought of this when I saw the animal."

Hikari smiled, very happily.

Of course, what impressed Hikari the most was actually the whale feces.

As the largest animal on earth, the blue whale can reach a length of 30 meters and weigh 190 tons. Its huge size allows the blue whale to have a huge appetite and can eat several tons of food a day.

The blue whale eats a lot and poops a lot, with the amount of feces excreted reaching hundreds of kilograms at a time. It is these feces that make whales an important part of the marine ecosystem. Since the main food of blue whales is krill, their feces are rich in iron and nitrogen, which can stimulate the growth of bacteria and phytoplankton, providing sufficient food for fish and krill.

Marine phytoplankton consumes about 40% of the carbon dioxide on Earth every year. Then, through photosynthesis, it produces a large amount of oxygen. Without marine phytoplankton, the oxygen content in the Earth's atmosphere would drop significantly, which would be detrimental to the survival of organisms.

Although blue whales do not nourish all marine phytoplankton, the ecosystem formed by their feces provides a great boost to the marine ecosystem. It also directly nourishes some phytoplankton. From this perspective, blue whales play a very important role in the ecological environment of the earth.

This also shocked Hikari.
life
Reincarnation
miracle
It's amazing how much power feces has.
This is Hikari's realization. He feels that he has learned a lot from the power of these feces, so.
It made this awesome equipment!

Super shit scoop!
"So, Lao Cui! This magical excrement scoop is a gift I prepared for you! Take it!"

Hikari said as he raised his magical dung scoop.

Cui Ming looked at it with a dark face.

"Hikari, don't force me to spray you with a high-pressure water gun now, okay? Can't you see I'm cleaning up Barga? And! You're giving someone a shit scoop as a gift?"

“But it’s really amazing!”

Hikari was holding a dung shovel.

"Here! Take this, Lao Cui! This magical power! The super shit scoop!"

puff! ! ! !

Cui Ming couldn't help himself and used a high-pressure water gun to spray this guy, disinfecting his brain at the same time.
When people around saw it.
Just pretend you didn't see anything.

after all
In any case, you deserve a beating if you point a shit shovel at someone.
Even if this is equipment you're giving to someone else, it won't work!
Who in their right mind likes to use a shit scoop?
The sergeant wanted to say something, but when he saw the dung scoop in Hikari's hand was still smoking.
Forget it, let Baofeng No. 1 spray more.
Good for this Hikari.

In the end, Cui Ming accepted the excrement scoop.
After all, it's a magical gift from someone else.
Although it is weird, Cui Ming decided to accept it after he discovered that this thing can automatically generate gold juice, and it is boiling hot gold juice.

If for no other reason, this thing has extremely high strategic significance.

A spoonful of boiling golden juice would not only scald the enemy.

If you can't kill the opponent, you can infect his wounds, and it's also convenient to chase him with this smell.
Hikaru was right, this thing is a great treasure.

But the premise is that the user is not afraid of social death.
Cui Ming, in order to ensure that his social death is not too severe.
You can only try your best to kill the enemy.

When I take out this shit shovel, it means that one of us must die!

This is a life-or-death moment!
But to be honest.
This dung scoop is a good weapon, but it requires practice, so.
Cui Ming did not go on patrol today, but was training himself to use the dung shovel.

This really requires skill.

Don't let the golden juice attack your own people.

Shield!

A set of golden juices formed a water curtain.

To be honest, just looking at it gives me a sticky feeling
But the next moment, it became transparent under the sunlight.

But Cui Ming thinks this thing still has flavor
No! The smell is stronger!
hiss!
Forget it
Try something else.

Go! Cube poop!
This time, the feces directly formed a wall!
This thing is scary because it has a deterrent effect on wild beasts.
After all, everyone knows what this thing is.
cure
This ability requires people to eat it, which is difficult.
But it may be useful to save some people you don't really want to save.
As for providing nutrition
Grow flowers and plants, etc.
This should be fine.

Anyway, this shit scoop is OK, but Cui Ming really hopes that Hikari doesn't want to mass-produce this thing.
After all, when the time comes, Ultraman will be the one to use a dung scoop.
Too raw!

It would be strange if Ultraman Father didn't die.
(End of this chapter)