Chapter 161 Brother, there is a camera inside
Hearing Shen Zhi's question, Jiang Hao couldn't help but feel curious:
"No, where did this girl get this weird knowledge? This kind of knowledge may not be considered unorthodox for men, but for a girl like her, it is definitely unorthodox knowledge. It's strange that she actually knows this."
Jiang Hao didn't know how to answer Shen Zhi's question for a moment.
It’s not that he doesn’t know the answer to this question, but the answer to this question is a bit too embarrassing.
If you really want to explain it, it's quite interesting.
When Shen Zhi asked Jiang Hao this question, his eyes flickered, and he looked like a cute little kid who was eager to learn.
She saw that Jiang Hao avoided her gaze when he heard her question and did not answer immediately.
Thinking that Jiang Hao didn't understand what this meant, he muttered to himself:
"It turns out there are blind spots in knowledge that Brother Hao doesn't understand. This is really rare."
Jiang Hao looked at Shen Zhi, who was mumbling to herself with a playful and cute look, and whispered:
"It's not that the question you asked touched upon my blind spot in knowledge, but I was just trying to figure out how to explain the meaning of this sentence to you."
Seeing Jiang Hao say this, Shen Zhi's eyes lit up and he became even more curious:
"Brother Hao, do you mean to say that this sentence has a very special meaning and has other hidden special meanings?"
Jiang Hao smiled:
"There's no hidden special meaning in this sentence. It's just an ordinary sentence, but..."
Jiang Hao paused for a moment, wanting to wait before telling Shen the answer.
But seeing Shen Zhi's eager look, he leaned over to her ear and whispered:
"Since you want to know so much, I'll tell you. Actually, the saying 'Fat men are short and fat women are deep' means that if a man is too fat, it will lead to..."
Jiang Hao told Shen Zhi the general meaning of this sentence.
When Shen Zhi heard the true meaning of these words, her pretty face immediately turned red, and she gently hit Jiang Hao's arm, looking shy:
"Oh, so this is what it means. The person who can say this is really a talent. No, it should be an old idiot, otherwise how could he come up with such a sentence!"
Jiang Hao denied Shen Zhi's words:
"You are wrong. It sounds scary, but it is based on facts and science. It is not just random talk."
Shen Zhi seemed to be quite interested in this topic and asked Jiang Hao seriously:
"Brother Hao, don't fool me. Although I know very little about this, I did study physiology in school. According to the key points in the textbook, after a man or woman reaches adulthood, the organs in this position are almost fixed.
How is it possible that men become shorter when they gain weight and women become darker when they gain weight? How is this possible? It is totally inconsistent with the knowledge in books. If we reverse the reasoning based on this statement,
Doesn't that mean the thinner a man is, the better? After all, the fatter he is, the shorter he is. Conversely, the thinner he is, the longer he is. Don't men like longer things? Don't thin men have a natural advantage?"
Shen Zhi's words almost made Jiang Hao laugh out loud.
"You said this girl doesn't understand, but she seems to understand a little bit. You said she understands, but she doesn't understand much, and the knowledge points she understands don't match this sentence at all. How should I tell her?"
Jiang Hao thought about it and decided to tease Shen Zhi.
"Xiaozhi, do you think I am fat or thin?"
Shen Zhi didn't think much about this question. He looked at Jiang Hao and said seriously:
"Brother Hao, from my perspective, your body shape cannot be described as fat or thin, because your body shape is particularly well-proportioned and strong, very manly, strong, powerful and strong."
This was not the first time Jiang Hao heard a woman compliment him on his good figure.
But every time I hear it, I still feel very happy.
Men are actually the same as women.
Everyone likes to hear others praise their good figure and appearance.
Women like to hear others praise their slim, slender, graceful, young and beautiful figures.
Men like to hear others praise them for being strong, powerful, sunny and handsome.
and so.
Jiang Hao felt very comfortable with Shen Zhi’s praise.
He chuckled:
"Xiaozhi, I like what you said. Come on, say more nice things. I like to hear your brother Hao."
Shen Zhi saw that Jiang Hao was trying to change the subject, so he gently patted Jiang Hao's arm:
"Stop, you can't change the subject, let's get back to the topic we were talking about."
Jiang Hao nodded and asked Shen Zhi with a smirk:
"Okay, let's get back to the topic we were talking about. Since you think I'm neither fat nor thin and very strong, do you think mine is long or short?"
After hearing Jiang Hao's words, Shen Zhixiu frowned slightly, with a puzzled look in her eyes:
"What's long or short?"
After Shen Zhi asked this question, when he saw Jiang Hao's smirk on his face, he instantly understood what the second half of the sentence meant.
Her pretty face suddenly turned red, and she stamped her feet lightly:
"Oh, Brother Hao, you are so mean. We are talking about serious matters, why did you bring up the topic of Sese? I am speechless!"
When Jiang Hao heard this, he immediately became unhappy:
"Xiaozhi, don't talk nonsense. I'm not bringing up the topic of Sese. I'm just following the topic you just talked about. And the question I asked is also related to the answer. As long as you answer me, you will get the corresponding answer."
Seeing Jiang Hao say this, Shen Zhi asked, not quite understanding:
"Are you telling the truth?"
Jiang Hao nodded:
"That's for sure. It's more real than real gold. So, can you tell me the answer in your mind? Is it long or short?"
After all, Shen Zhi had several close contacts with Jiang Hao.
And I have tried it myself.
She roughly knew Jiang Hao's true size.
At this moment, a picture naturally emerged in her mind.
She also subconsciously compared the sizes with those in the learning videos she had watched before.
The more he compared, the more images appeared in Shen Zhi's mind.
Her heart started beating rapidly, her face became hotter and hotter, and her walking posture became a little unnatural.
Jiang Hao saw that Shen Zhi had not answered him.
I couldn't help but look sideways, and when I saw Shen Zhi's current state, my heart skipped a beat:
"What is this girl thinking about? Why is her face getting redder and redder?"
Jiang Hao reached out and pinched Shen Zhi's cheek, and noticed that her cheek was actually hot.
Realizing that this girl must have thought of some shivering scenes, I couldn't help but whisper a reminder:
"Xiaozhi, what are you thinking about when there are so many people coming and going? If you let your imagination run wild here, I won't be able to calm you down right away. How about this, let's stop watching the movie and go to the car. When the critical moment comes, I can help you calm down."
Jiang Hao's teasing words disrupted Shen Zhi's thoughts, bringing her back to her senses from that strange state. She quickly shook her head to deny it:
"Brother Hao, please don't talk nonsense. I didn't think about anything like what you said. I'm going to watch a movie, not get in the car. If I get in the car, who knows what bad things you might do. I don't know what's in your mind, hehe."
To be honest, even if he really got in the car, Jiang Hao wouldn't do anything for the time being.
Shen Zhi couldn't eat for the time being, so it would be a waste of time to go.
We agreed to rest for a day or two to recharge our batteries, so we have to do so. There is no need to waste energy and strength for the time being.
So Jiang Hao didn't continue talking about this embarrassing topic.
"Okay, let's not go to the car. Now you can answer my question. I'm still waiting for your answer!"
Shen Zhi struggled for a while, then avoided his gaze and replied hesitantly:
"Yeah, very, very long!"
Jiang Hao is still very confident in his own abilities.
But after hearing Shen Zhi's words, he was still very happy in his heart.
This answer is considered to be an affirmation of Jiang Hao's strength.
This is very important for a man and can greatly enhance his self-confidence.
Jiang Hao chuckled:
"Haha, Xiaozhi, you have good taste. I really love you. Your brother Hao is in a very good mood now. I will let you enjoy a feast after the movie. This is my reward for you."
If others heard this, they would definitely think that Jiang Hao was going to treat Shen Zhi to a big meal and satisfy his appetite.
But Shen Zhi has learned to be smart now.
She knew very well what "enjoying a feast" meant.
"Brother Hao, you are such a bad bastard. You can't rest if you don't cause trouble for a day. Bah, I don't want to enjoy a good meal. Tell me the answer right now. Don't disturb my mind. My mental state is as solid as a rock. Your few words can't disturb my mind."
Hearing Shen Zhi's words, Jiang Hao chuckled.
"Okay, very good, Xiaozhi, you must remember what you said now. When the time is right, I will see if your faith in Taoism is as solid as a rock. I must let you know the truth that the higher the Taoism, the higher the devil..."
Jiang Hao's teasing made Shen Zhi's pretty face as cute as a peach, very attractive.
Several young men passing by saw Shen Zhi's cute and well-behaved appearance, their eyes lit up and they showed a pig-like expression:
"Oh my god, this little beauty is so cute, she's my ideal girlfriend type."
"Come on, forget it. Can't you see that she has a boyfriend? And he's much more handsome than you. Stop daydreaming."
"I don't know what this man said to make this little beauty so embarrassed that her face turned red."
"Needless to say, it must be some private topic. I really envy that handsome boy for having such a cute and well-behaved girlfriend. I, a single dog, envy him..."
Regarding the discussions of these people.
Jiang Hao, who was walking towards the cinema with Shen Zhi, didn't hear it.
He acted as a teacher at this moment, and explained to Shen Zhi the knowledge she wanted to know in a serious manner:
"Xiaozhi, actually what you just said is correct. Once men and women reach adulthood, their organs are basically fixed and will not change much. Secondary development is relatively rare. There is no such thing as the thinner the man, the better, or the thinner the man, the taller he is.
As for why it is said that "men are short and women are deep", it is mainly related to the body fat of fat people. For example, when a man is too fat, the fat on his belly will become thicker and thicker, and his belly will become rounder and rounder, and then..."
Jiang Hao did not tease Shen Zhi this time.
Instead, he explained to her very carefully the key knowledge points on the topic of "Fat men are short and fat women are deep".
After listening to Jiang Hao's words, Shen Zhi, with a blushing face, finally understood the true meaning of this sentence:
"Oh, so that's what's going on. I thought it was because she gained weight that her thighs would get shorter. I was just thinking that the depth of a woman's thighs is basically fixed after she reaches adulthood and can no longer change. It turns out that this is caused by the thickening of thigh fat. Now I understand."
Shen Zhi gave Jiang Hao a thumbs up and laughed:
"Brother Hao is really awesome. He actually knows so much knowledge. He is worthy of being called a famous old man. Awesome, awesome. I admire him so much. He is amazing. Hehe."
Jiang Hao looked at Shen Zhi's laughing expression and slapped her on the butt:
"What are you talking about? What do you mean by a famous old scoundrel? I am a good teacher who is here to help others solve their problems. Please don't talk nonsense. Look..."
Jiang Hao and Shen Zhi went to the cinema lovingly.
It was only a few minutes before the cinema opened.
After checking the movie tickets.
Jiang Hao and Shen Zhi entered the cinema.
Because it's not the weekend.
There weren't many people in the cinema.
Jiang Hao and Shen Zhi’s tickets were in the back rows, where not many people were there.
It happened shortly after the movie started.
A couple came to the left side of the row in front of them.
A few minutes later, a couple came from the right side of the same row.
Because the light in the cinema is dim.
I couldn't see the faces of the two couples clearly.
Jiang Hao and Shen Zhi ignored him and continued watching the movie while eating popcorn.
This is a love movie that Shen Zhi has been eyeing for a long time, and she watched it quite seriously.
This movie plot is pretty good.
There are many touching scenes in it, which made Shen Zhi's tears flow down and he was very emotional.
Jiang Hao has no interest in this kind of movie.
I could only help Shen Zhi wipe his tears while yawning and waiting for the movie to end.
Just halfway through the movie.
Suddenly, several "sizzling" sounds came from Jiang Hao's left.
There was also a slight female voice:
"Be gentle, there are people behind us, don't let anyone see us."
The woman's voice fell, and a man's voice sounded:
"It's okay. It's dim here and they can't see me. Even if they do, it doesn't matter. We are all adults and we all understand. Hehe, come and sit next to me, closer..."
Hearing the low and subtle voice, Jiang Hao turned his head to look in the direction of the sound.
Although the light in the theater was dim at this time.
But you can still see the couple on the left side of the front row leaning close to each other.
Looking at their intimate body movements, Jiang Hao knew what they were doing.
He really wanted to remind the couple at this moment:
"Brother, this is a movie theater, there are cameras here, you are so bold, aren't you afraid of being put on the 9* black material website?"
(End of this chapter)