Chapter 24 Yu Dashi: To lose face or to lose Kun, that is the question!

“Xiao Wu, look quickly! My godfather’s Kun Kun is about to be kicked to pieces! Hahahahahaha!”

"Oh, I can't take it anymore, I'm dying of laughter!"

Humans have something in common, whether it is physiological or psychological, that is, yawning and laughter are contagious.

For example, if you smile foolishly at your friend now, he will definitely not last more than three seconds.

Xiao Wu is now facing such a dilemma. Seeing Yu Dashi's miserable appearance, she knows that she should never laugh.

But Tang San was patting her shoulder at the side at this time, his chin almost falling to the ground with laughter.

Poor Xiao Wu was torn between the double pressure of reason and instinct. Her little face turned red and her shoulders shrugged. She was on the verge of collapse.

When he heard Tang San's laughter, Yu Dashi's face, which was originally distorted by the severe pain, became even more hideous.

"You unfilial son! My father, Kun Kun, was kicked and broken. Is that so ridiculous?"

Tang San's face flushed red, and he shook his head like a rattle: "No, no! Godfather, I really didn't!"

“Hahahaha…I really don’t want to laugh.”

"Then why are you still laughing? You haven't stopped since just now!" Yu Dashi said angrily.

Tang San didn't know why he was laughing. If he had to say something, it was that when he saw Yu Dashi being kicked to Kun Kun by Xiao Chenyu, he suddenly felt an inexplicable sense of joy.

This sense of humor overwhelmed his rationality like a tide, and he couldn't help but want to smile.

But suddenly, the effect of modifying the narration disappeared, and Tang San stopped laughing immediately.

Looking at his furious adoptive father Yu Dashi, Tang San's IQ suddenly surpassed Einstein at this moment!
"Godfather, there are too many seniors here. I'm afraid we can't rescue you with just a few of us."

"And suddenly I thought of a trick, which is to pretend to be mentally ill and scare them all away!"

"After all, your injuries are serious and you need treatment as soon as possible. I am doing this for your health and safety!"

Hearing what Tang San said, Yu Dashi's expression gradually softened.

He even felt a little touched in his heart. He knew that his beloved eldest son Tang San cared most about his reputation, but he was willing to act crazy and stupid in front of others for his sake.

"Oh, forget it. Considering your filial piety, your father is very pleased."

However, at this moment, the pain of KunKun being kicked to pieces came again, and Yu Dashi couldn't help but scream a few times again.

Xiao Chen's eyes rolled and he immediately had an idea.

He sighed and said in a deep voice: "Tang San, Master is seriously injured and needs to find a healing spirit master as soon as possible!"

"And judging from his appearance, he must be in great pain. As a junior, I feel a little sorry for him."

When Tang San heard Xiao Chen's words, a touch of emotion flashed across his eyes: "Xiao Chen, thank you. I was a little impulsive just now because of me."

"Well, Master, you need to relieve the pain immediately and go to the academy's infirmary." Xiao Chen nodded. "As for pain relief, I have a good idea."

Hearing Xiao Chen's words, Yu Dashi gritted his teeth and hurriedly said loudly: "Xiao Chen, please tell me, I am really dying of pain, help me!"

"When my injury is healed, I will definitely repay you!"

Xiao Chen waved his hand and said: "It doesn't matter whether you repay or not. Tang San, your Blue Silver Dog spirit has a paralysis toxin in its body, right?"

"That's right." Tang San nodded.

"You want me to use the blue silver dog's paralyzing toxin to help the teacher anesthetize him? But I feel the effect won't be too obvious." "You're thinking of using it externally, so the effect will definitely not be obvious." Xiao Chen said with a smile.

"If you want to absorb it quickly and well, the best way is to take it orally. You should know this better than me, right?"

Oral? Tang San and Xiao Wu looked at each other, both falling into a strange silence.

The paralytic toxin of the Blue Silver Dog comes from the Mandrake Snake. It is usually stored in its bladder and releases the toxin through urination.

Xiao Chen said to let Yu Dashi take it orally, isn't that
However, Yu Dashi on the side said angrily: "Xiao Chen, you kid actually want to make me, the number one theoretical master in the spirit master world, drink dog urine?!"

"I've known for a long time that you are not a good person. What is your intention?"

Xiao Chen deliberately pretended to be aggrieved, and said with a wry smile: "Master, I know this approach is a little inappropriate, but in an emergency, we have to act accordingly."

"You can't even stand up now, and you can't hold on until Tang San takes you to the infirmary."

"Even if drinking urine is a bit embarrassing, it's better than losing Kun Kun!"

Xiao Chen's words were sincere. Yu Dashi was slightly stunned when he heard them, and then he fell into deep thought.

That’s right, I’m in so much pain that I can’t even stand, how can I walk to the infirmary?
If he wanted to heal his wounds as quickly as possible and save his son, he had to stop the pain immediately.

And now, the paralysis toxin of the blue silver dog is undoubtedly the best choice for pain relief.

Even if drinking dog urine would be embarrassing in front of everyone, it would only be a temporary thing. It's better than losing Kun Kun, right?
If Kun Kun was gone, wouldn't he, the first master of theory in the spirit master world, become a eunuch? Wouldn't that make people laugh for the rest of their lives?

"Hehe, I'm sorry, Xiao Chen, I didn't think it through just now and misunderstood you." Yu Dashi smiled awkwardly.

Then, he turned his head and looked at Tang San: "Eldest son, quickly bring the Blue Silver Dog to me!"

Tang San nodded, summoned his spirit blue silver dog, and then placed it in Yu Dashi's arms.

Yu Dashi hesitated for a moment, and finally chose to pick up the blue silver dog, then opened his mouth and put it close to the blue silver dog's lower body.

"Blue Silver Dog, release the poison!" Tang San ordered.

The blue silver dog twisted reluctantly in Yu Dashi's hands, but upon hearing the order from its master, it obediently opened the floodgates to release the floodwater.

"Hmm, it's warm and a little salty, but it has a refreshing tea aroma." Yu Dashi commented silently in his mind as he "tasted" the tea with big mouthfuls.

Then, Yu Dashi's eyes suddenly lit up, and he felt that the pain in his lower body had indeed dissipated a lot.

"Slurp, slurp. Xiaosan, it works. Slurp, slurp, take me to the infirmary."

Yu Dashi quickly stood up and walked down the mountain with the help of Tang San and Xiao Wu.

"But what about Xiao Chen?" Tang San suddenly said.

Xiao Chen tried hard to turn his head away, trying not to let Yu Dashi and Tang San see his expression of laughing to tears. He shrugged his shoulders and waved his hands, saying, "Master, you guys go quickly, leave them to me."

"Slurp, slurp. Thank you so much, Xiao Chen, you are a good boy!" Yu Dashi nodded repeatedly with emotion, and then left the back mountain.

Xiao Chen: See? He even has to thank us!

After Yu Dashi and his companions left, Xiao Chenyu walked over, but the expression on his face was extremely strange.

He patted Xiao Chen's shoulder gently and asked hesitantly, "Are they perverts?"

(End of this chapter)