Chapter 27 Tang Hao: I give you a gentle kiss and you feel crazy!

After a long time, the power to modify the narration dissipated, and Tang Hao finally regained consciousness.

"What happened? What happened? What happened?"

In Tang Hao's heart, ten thousand alpacas were running wildly past, singing rap, dancing, and playing basketball.

[Tang Hao was very embarrassed and wanted to leave as soon as possible, saying that during his absence, Yu Dashi was Tang San's father.]

Xiao Chen outside the window chuckled and directly changed a word.

"Master, I'll trouble you to take care of Xiao San while I'm away."

"From today on, you are the mistress's mother."

Yu Dashi: ???

What the hell? Tang Hao actually wants him to be Tang San's mother?
What does this mean?

"You beast, what are you going to do to me?!" he said in horror.

"You can't do this, or I won't be able to live as a human being anymore!"

Tang Hao patted his head helplessly. He didn't know what had happened to him today. He kept doing irrelevant things.

Tang Hao grabbed the tissue on the table and wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, but he was suddenly stunned.

"Hey, what did you wipe with this straw paper just now?"

Yu Dashi remained silent. Tang Hao looked at him suspiciously and saw the thick book on the table with illustrations on every page.

"The Romantic Soul Saint and the Pretty Widow"!
"vomit!"

As they were all men, Tang Hao naturally understood what was going on. He quickly fled from Yu Dashi's room while dry-retching.

And Xiao Chen outside the window also left with satisfaction holding a photo. If this thing were taken out, it would definitely deal a heavy blow to Tang San's young mind.

At this time, the only person left in the room was poor Yu Dashi, still huddled in the corner.

He tightened the quilt around himself. In this cold world, only this quilt could give him a little warmth.

Five years passed in a flash.

The Kingdom of Barak, located in the south of the Tiandou Empire, borders the Province of Fasno, but its area is only three quarters of that of the Province of Fasno.

But its strategic position is extremely important, and it is the gateway to the Tiandou Empire.

The Tiandou Empire stationed heavy troops here to resist the occasional attacks from the Xingluo Empire.

Apart from the capital city of Barak, the most important city in the Kingdom of Barak is Soto City, known as the "granary of the kingdom". It is located in the center of the Lima Plain and is less than 500 kilometers away from the Xingdou Great Forest, one of the three most famous soul beast settlements on the Douluo Continent.

It was noon, when the sun was at its brightest.

And from outside the gate of Soto City, a young man in black tights walked in.

The young man is nearly 1.8 meters tall and looks a little thin, but the strong wind created by his movements shows that he is very strong.

What attracted people the most was his eyes. From time to time, blood-red light flashed in his dark eyes, like the gaze of a bloodthirsty beast while hunting.

The weather was so hot, and the boy was wearing black clothes, so he should have been a bit stuffy. But strangely, his exposed skin was still as white as jade, without any redness from the hot flashes, and not even a drop of sweat on his body.

The person who came was naturally Xiao Chen, and his purpose of coming to Soto City was to enroll in Shrek Academy.

He was delayed for a few days because he went back to Shenghun Village to arrange the opening ceremonies of several food processing factories around the village.

With the help of Xiao Chen, Shenghun Village has now completely escaped poverty and become rich.

In addition to farming, villagers can also work in the village’s own food processing factory to produce products such as pickled meat and candied fruits and sell them.

Village chief Old Jack, who used to have patched clothes, now has so many expensive silk clothes at home that he can’t wear them all. All he thinks about every day is how to spend the money, and he can’t stop smiling.

The family tree of Shenghun Village now has a separate page for Xiao Chen himself, and even the village's ancestral hall has a longevity tablet for Xiao Chen.

In the hearts of the villagers, Xiao Chen is like a god.

In comparison, Tang San, a kid who also came from the Holy Spirit Village, is no different from a transparent person.

"Although I left a few days later than the other two, I took a carriage, so I should arrive at about the same time as them, right?" Xiao Chen scratched his head. "Anyway, let's find a place to stay first."

"You didn't see it. Although that little girl is not very old, her breasts are just exquisite!"

"The little mouse stole her wallet and took her around in the alley. Let's go find Boss Bu Le now. Then, hehe..."

A few obscene conversations interrupted Xiao Chen's thoughts. He looked up and saw a few men who were cowering like rats in a gutter, talking in low voices as they walked forward.

"Bu Le? This name is familiar. Isn't he the weird uncle whose martial soul is a bra?" Xiao Chen wondered in his heart. "Little girl with big breasts, who is this? It's so hard to guess"

Guess what! That must be Zhu Zhuqing, the ghost cat from the Shrek Seven Devils!
I didn't expect that a dignified agility attack spirit master would have his wallet stolen by a pickpocket. This is truly a dark history.

At this moment, a very thin but very agile short man suddenly appeared on the street behind Xiao Chen.

He was holding a necklace-shaped object in his hand, and following closely behind him was a girl dressed in black.

The girl has long black hair that falls on her shoulders, fair skin, and an extremely plump and hot figure that is inconsistent with her age.

The expression on her face was cold, a coldness that came from the heart, pure coldness.

There was not even a trace of life in her black eyes, which conflicted somewhat with her originally extremely beautiful face. His limbs were well-proportioned and slender, and his body exuded a lifeless coldness that was hard to get used to.

Perhaps because of running for a long time, the girl's face was flushed, and there was a hint of anger in her originally cold eyes.

"It's Zhu Zhuqing indeed."

Although Xiao Chen did not know Zhu Zhuqing, the girl's appearance at this moment was not much different from the one he had seen in the anime, and she was even more beautiful. Naturally, he recognized her at a glance.

The short man running in front of Zhu Zhuqing, who was called Little Mouse by the two men before, turned out to be a spirit master of the Agility Attack system, judging by his movements and the fluctuations of spirit power in his body.

No wonder Zhu Zhuqing couldn't catch up with him. With the advantage of being familiar with the terrain, it would take some effort for Zhu Zhuqing to catch up with this little mouse.

"Interesting. I didn't expect to encounter such an interesting thing just after seeing the members of the protagonist group."

Xiao Chen laughed loudly. He looked at the alley where Xiao Haozi and Zhu Zhuqing disappeared, and quickly chased after them.

(End of this chapter)