Chapter 31 What the Hell Is This
But he couldn't reveal his identity, and couldn't use his magic power to drive away the vicious dog.

He didn't want to reveal his identity and expose the Buddhist sect's calculations.

In the future, when Sun Wukong is in jail, the Buddhists will pretend to be good people and release him, so that he will be grateful to the Buddhists.

He didn't know what to do, but Sun Wukong looked at him, shaking his head and sighing.

"Old man, listen to my advice. People should not do too many bad things, otherwise people will hate you and dogs will dislike you. I am a dog that can judge people very well, please don't be surprised."

Guanyin forced a smile and said, "Young man, you are joking. I have never..."

"Go! Go! Go!"

Sun Wukong waved his hands repeatedly to drive away Dahuang and Dahei, then quickly walked to the meat pot, scooped a bowl of meat and brought it to Guanyin.

"Are you hungry, old man? Eat quickly."

"Well, I am a vegetarian and chant Buddhist scriptures, and I avoid eating meat." Guanyin made eleven bows and instinctively refused.

Sun Wukong smiled slightly and put down his bowl and chopsticks.

My goodness, a peasant woman in the mountains who is lucky to have one meal of meat a year actually doesn’t eat it.

If there is no trick here, then there must be something fishy going on?
He is most likely a god in disguise as a lobbyist.

Want to kidnap me, Old Sun?

No, giving up is the right thing to do. I, Old Sun, will never go.

"Oh, old people don't eat meat. Wait a minute. I'll get you a bowl of well water."

Sun Wukong said this and walked down the mountain. Guanyin was stunned. Why go down the mountain just to get some water?
"Where are you going, little brother?"

"Go get some water. Thirty miles east of here, there is a small village with a well."

No?

Is this guy stupid!
Guanyin suddenly felt a cloud of turbid air in her chest.

I, a poor monk, am following the Buddha’s instructions to examine his character.

Why does he look so stupid?

It's alright to speak so directly.

I have to go thirty miles to fetch water. How long will the round trip take?

He did it on purpose.

This monkey...why does he not look very smart?

"Young man, it's thirty miles away. That's too far. I won't drink anymore. I'll be on my way now."

"No more drinking. Fine, fine. Then I won't go."

Sun Wukong walked back to the yard as if nothing had happened, picked up the meat pot, and poured all the meat into the dog's bowl.

Guanyin’s expression froze.

This……

What the hell is this?

No wonder Patriarch Bodhi said he was honest and filial.

Let’s not talk about filial piety or not for now.

Honest is really honest.

I said I didn't want to drink, I just wanted to see what he would do next and what he would come up with.

This is to examine his character.

But he really didn't go. Can't this monkey tell the difference between good and bad words?
"Go to sleep." Sun Wukong stretched and walked towards the stone house.

No, Guanyin suddenly felt a foul air coming out of her spirit.

What the hell is this?

He went to sleep without even saying hello.

Besides, why go to bed when the sun is so high?
This monkey is a bit stupid...

"Wait a minute, little brother."

Sun Wukong deliberately left him alone. When he heard his cry, he turned around and pretended to be surprised:

"Oh, old man, you haven't left yet? Hurry up and leave, or it will be dark."

Guanyin pointed at the meat pot and said, "Brother, you haven't cleaned the pot yet."

"Old man, if you clean this pot, won't it be dirty again tomorrow?"

For a moment, Guanyin felt speechless.

Seeing that Sun Wukong turned around and was going back to his room to sleep, he hurriedly shouted again: "Little brother, you are going to bed so early."

"My master said that in this life, we have to live and die. Only by going to bed early and getting up early and keeping a healthy body can we live a long life."

"Ah..."

After saying that, Sun Wukong stretched out his hand, laughed, and went back to the house.

Guanyin got up and walked to the window of the stone house. She saw that the monkey had already crawled into the bed and was sleeping soundly.

I used my magical powers to take a look and found that he was indeed asleep.

"Oh, will it be alright if you sleep?"

Guanyin snorted softly, and her figure gradually faded into thin air.

Day two.

The sun rises high.

The dew on the wild grass in the mountains had not yet dissipated. Sun Wukong turned over and saw that it was bright outside. He sat up and shouted, "Da Huang..."

I shouted a few times, but heard no sound.

He jumped out of bed and reached out to get his clothes, but was suddenly stunned. He looked at the hole again and his eyes widened.

"Dig a hole!"

Looking at the rocky cave entrance.

Sun Wukong couldn't help but feel a little confused.

who am I?
where am I?
This... isn't this the Flower-Fruit Mountain, the cave that I smashed out with my own hands?

I bought the wooden bed myself.

Why am I back?
No... which bastard is plotting against me again.

……

"A-choo..."

In the void, Guanyin sneezed, holding the jade bottle in her hand, with a slight smile on her lips.

From a distance, seeing his stupid look, I couldn't help but laugh: "This monkey, instead of making trouble, he just wants to live a simple life every day, ridiculous, ridiculous...

Fortunately, the Buddha was merciful and sent him back to the right path... huh?"

Suddenly, his pupils shrank, and the hand holding the jade bottle couldn't help but tremble.

I saw Sun Wukong below walking out of the cave, turning into a big bird, spreading his wings and flying towards the East.

It's obvious that he doesn't want to care about anything and just runs away.

"This……"

Guanyin was stunned.

This is this...

He wants to go back to the East and become a local rich man...

How can this be done?

Guanyin pondered for a moment, then transformed herself into an eagle and hurriedly chased after him.

“Eastern Land!
Master Sun is back, hahaha..."

Sun Wukong was flying and shouting in the air.

After flying three or five miles, I suddenly felt a darkness above my head.

When I looked up, I saw a huge eagle swooping down with its sharp claws extended.

Sun Wukong didn't care at first.

Although he transformed into a giant bird, his Eight-Nine Profound Arts had already reached the fourth level, so his body could not be harmed by any ordinary creature.

But when the eagle's sharp claws approached him, he felt something was wrong!

Damn, why is there still such a strong wind?

In a flash, he felt something was wrong.

Where in this world does such a big eagle come from?

Nima!

Whose eagle has a wingspan of more than ten meters?
At that moment, I made up my mind and thought, damn, I have been practicing the Nine Revolutions Profound Art for tens of thousands of years.

His physique is so strong that if he were really a bird, he wouldn't even be able to hurt his fur if he caught it.

If he is not a bird, then he has a problem and dares not reveal his true identity, and he will never hurt me.

Having made up its mind, it did not dodge or evade, but just flapped its wings and soared forward.

The 'Guanyin' eagle swoops down and extends its sharp claws.

When the sharp claws approached Sun Wukong's head, it flapped its wings and flew high into the sky.

In the clouds, Guanyin was confused.

He...what did Patriarch Bodhi teach him?
I wanted to hurt him, but he didn't even notice.

I'm such a big eagle, can't you feel the wind when you become a bird?

What is this?
With such cultivation, how can one go west?
I’m afraid his cultivation level is enough to crush even a black bear demon!

……

Half a day passed in the blink of an eye.

As the sun rose higher, the eagle was still circling above my head.

Having probably figured out the eagle's background, Sun Wukong laughed secretly in his heart.

He deliberately landed on the ground, wiped the sweat off his face, pointed at the eagle in the sky and said to Dahei and Dahuang:

"See? That bird flying in the sky is not a good one."

After a pause, he jumped up and cursed, "Come down if you dare, I'll let the dogs bite you to death, you flat-haired beast."

As they were talking, the big yellow and big black dogs that ate the peaches every day kept barking with full energy.

Sun Wukong lay on the chair with a smug look on his face, like a man relying on his power.

Guanyin felt a surge of blood in her heart that almost spurted out.

Since he attained enlightenment, he had never heard such vulgar words.

(End of this chapter)