Chapter 48: Tank Alliance
In the next few days, Huaguoshan seemed to have become the base of the "Bad Alliance".
Apart from eating, drinking and having fun, the Bull Demon King and his wife spend their days revolving around Sun Wukong.
Occasionally, she would ask him to discuss some difficult problems in cultivation, but most of the time, she was just enjoying this rare leisure time.
Sun Wukong tried to persuade them to consider returning to Jilei Mountain to prepare for pregnancy and avoid suspicion.
But every time the words were on the tip of my tongue, I was speechless when I saw Bull Demon King’s expression as if to say “I can’t hear anything you say”.
As the old saying goes, you can never wake up a person who pretends to be asleep.
"Ah, this old cow is really good at posing!"
Sun Wukong sighed inwardly.
I suddenly felt like I had found a close friend.
But, on second thought, isn't it the same for me?
Since everyone has chosen to give up, let’s give it our all!
Anyway, it won't harm me if the Bull Demon King plays badly, so just let him be.
However, before they could enjoy a carefree life for a few days, uninvited guests arrived.
Just when the "tank contest" in Huaguoshan was in full swing, a few strange clouds suddenly floated over the horizon.
Accompanied by a gust of wind, the tranquility of Huaguo Mountain was completely broken.
It turned out that the five demon kings including Peng Demon King and Lion King had come.
They visited Jilei Mountain several times during this period, but did not find the Bull Demon King.
Afterwards, he was reminded and went straight to Huaguo Mountain.
I thought I would see Bull Demon King and Sun Wukong planning how to fight against the Heavenly Palace, but what I saw was a scene of laziness and leisure.
I saw the Bull Demon King lying in front of the Water Curtain Cave, basking in the sun, with a mountain of empty wine jars beside him.
Sun Wukong sat aside, leisurely eating a peach, occasionally exchanging a smile with Princess Iron Fan. The scene was so harmonious that it seemed as if they were isolated from the world.
"What...what's going on?"
Demon King Peng widened his eyes and asked in disbelief.
The Lion King and others looked at each other, and no one spoke for a moment.
"Haha, Third and Fourth Brothers, you're back!"
The Bull Demon King greeted him lazily, without even the intention of standing up to greet him.
"Brother, what are you talking about? Aren't we here to discuss something important?"
The Lion King couldn't help but speak, with a hint of anxiety in his tone.
"Big deal? What big deal?"
The Bull Demon King pretended to be stupid, his eyes full of indifference: "Now, for me, sunbathing and drinking are the most important things."
Seeing this, Sun Wukong raised a playful smile and thought:
"You old cow, just pretend."
He coughed lightly and said in a serious tone:
"Brothers, you may not know that my elder brother and I have recently been practicing a state of 'ruling by doing nothing', aiming to wait for the right time while resting."
After these words were spoken, the demon kings were even more confused, but because Sun Wukong was beside them, they could not refute directly.
Demon King Peng rolled his eyes, pointed at Demon King Jiao and said with a smile: "I remember that Fifth Brother brought some treasures that Second Brother liked. How about Second Brother go out and take a look?"
"I?"
The Dragon Demon King pointed at himself, confused.
Damn, if you want to get rid of the monkey, just tell me directly. Why are you using me as an excuse? I am so poor, where did the treasure come from?
"Go if you are told!"
Demon King Peng slapped Demon King Jiao on the back, and the latter shuddered.
Well, what's the difference between this and plotting out loud in public.
You really don’t treat me as a human being!
Instead of waiting for the other party to make a move, it is better to take the initiative.
Sun Wukong yawned, felt bored, rubbed his eyes, and stood up from the couch.
"Okay, it's boring to drink here all day. I heard that every time my fifth brother sheds his dragon skin, he can refine a piece of armor. Could it be that hehe..."
If you want to hurt yourself, you must pay the price.
Seeing Sun Wukong leading the way out of the Water Curtain Cave, the Dragon Demon King followed him out helplessly with a bitter face.
As soon as Sun Wukong left, Demon King Peng stepped forward.
"Brother, how's it going?"
"What progress? Haha, Third Brother, you asked this question at the right time."
The Bull Demon King sat up and stretched, his expression still lazy:
"As for the progress, I finally found the most important thing in life - that is to enjoy life. Everything else is nothing but clouds."
Upon hearing this, the Lion King and others looked at each other with disbelief in their eyes.
They never imagined that even the always ambitious big brother Bull Demon King would be like this.
It's just a monkey trick. Isn't this what the eldest brother suggested in a hurry?
When the brothers didn’t have that idea before, didn’t your eldest brother talk about success every day, which made the brothers excited?
Okay.
In less than half a month, the initiator backed out. What should we do?
"But, big brother, the oppression from the Heavenly Court is getting more and more serious. If we don't get back on our feet, the demon race might..."
The Lion King wanted to persuade him again but was interrupted by the Bull Demon King, whose eyes were filled with enjoyment.
He just pulled out a few cow hairs from his body and turned them into a few dancers.
"Then the music begins, and the dance continues."
"Uh"
The other four demon kings were dumbfounded.
I rub!
Even the big brother is in a mess!
Then what’s the point of us running over here excitedly?
"Brother."
"shush"
The Bull Demon King made a gesture to keep quiet, as if he was determined to do whatever it takes.
"Oh, all the uncles are here tonight. I just got some monkey wine. Everyone, please sit down and I'll pour the wine."
Princess Iron Fan walked in gracefully carrying a pot of wine, picked up the jar and wanted to pour wine for the Bull Demon King.
Demon King Peng quickly stretched out his hand to stop him, and said anxiously: "Sister-in-law, my eldest brother is the demon king. Now he is so addicted to wine and women, why don't you try to persuade him?"
"What does this mean, uncle?"
(End of this chapter)