Chapter 65: The Layout of the Havoc in Heaven
"Well, Great Sage, you really have a huge capacity for drinking. You can drink a thousand cups without getting drunk."
Sun Wukong shook his hands: "As for me, once I am drunk, I cannot listen to any noise. Otherwise, I will wake up immediately. When I wake up, I will also sober up from the alcohol. Isn't that strange?"
The Western Dragon King couldn't help but glare at the Eastern Dragon King.
You really deserve to die.
You said you would just leave if you wanted to. Why did you have to call him and test whether he was drunk or not?
He then said awkwardly, "It's not strange, it's magical. Great Sage, shall we continue drinking?"
"Drink, we are like-minded, so why not drink? Drink!"
The plan to get Sun Wukong drunk is back on track.
The five of them started drinking again.
After drinking dozens of cups, Sun Wukong suddenly raised his cup and said, "Four brothers, we hit it off right away and have similar interests. How about we become brothers today?"
They don't want to be brothers with a monkey.
But Sun Wukong looked drunk.
If I don’t agree, what if he gets angry and wakes up?
Besides, if I agree now, I will deny it after I sober up.
The Dragon King of the East China Sea thought for a moment, raised his cup and said, "Okay! Let's drink to Brother Sun and become brothers today."
Then, the five of them raised their glasses and knelt on the ground, paying their respects to the Heaven and Earth.
Spill the wine in the glass onto the ground.
"The ceremony is over, my dear brother, let's get drunk today."
"Okay, okay, drink it," Sun Wukong raised his glass and thought to himself, "I like to stab my brothers from behind the most. They are not my brothers, stabbing them is not satisfying."
it's good now.
Suddenly there were four more brothers, and they went up to the sky and stabbed them hard.
Then get a three thousand year old peach to eat.
Isn't it beautiful?
Ever since he ate the peaches from the nine thousand year old Immortal Realm, Sun Wukong felt that his body had become stronger.
He just doesn't believe the nonsense that eating a pill can make one live as long as the heaven and earth.
However, those peaches can indeed improve one's cultivation and combat power.
"Drink up, dear brother." The Dragon King of the West Sea said, "Come, come, I'll toast you a glass."
"Brother, I'll toast you, too."
After drinking dozens of cups, Sun Wukong finally staggered and fell to the ground, lying motionless...
Sun Wukong's habit of waking up easily when touched after getting drunk is somewhat troublesome.
The Dragon King of the West Sea gave a signal, and Prime Minister Turtle had already returned to the East Sea with his shrimp soldiers and crab generals. Seeing the monkey lying on the ground drunk.
There was disdain in his eyes.
A monkey is just a monkey.
After two cups of yellow soup, I no longer know north from south.
Become sworn brothers with the dragon clan.
Does he fit too?
The Dragon King of the South China Sea glanced at the monkey and shook his head.
The Dragon King of the East China Sea made a gesture to silence.
He waved to Sanlong.
Clouds appeared under the four feet, and they flew towards the East China Sea.
The dragon race has strong bodies and can drink a thousand cups without getting drunk.
Sun Wukong practiced the Nine Revolutions Profound Art for hundreds of thousands of years, and his body became extremely strong.
As soon as they left, he opened his eyes like a monkey in the mud. His eyes were clear, without a trace of drunkenness.
……
Dragon Palace.
The Dragon King of the East Sea waved his hand and said, "My three brothers, quickly change into new clothes.
We are drunk and will definitely offend the Jade Emperor."
As he said this, he shouted to the shrimp soldiers who were waiting on the side, "Hurry up and serve me."
After a while.
The Dragon King of the West Sea came out first.
"Big brother."
"Yes. Second and third brothers, why are you dawdling? Delay will lead to changes. Hurry up."
The Dragon King of the East Sea paced in the hall with his hands behind his back.
The Dragon King of the West Sea laughed and said, "Brother, there's no need to rush."
"That's right." The Dragon King of the South China Sea lifted the curtain and walked out from the back hall: "Brother, the monkey is already drunk, there is no need to rush."
"I told you, delay will lead to changes."
"Okay, big brother is right."
(End of this chapter)