Chapter 67: Embarrassing Buddhism

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Huaguoshan.

The Bull Demon King rode on a cloud and entered Sun Wukong's cave, only to find it empty.

I searched for him in Huaguo Mountain for half an hour, but still couldn't find any trace of him.

His eyes rolled and he couldn't help but chuckle.

"This monkey is really cunning. If he's not in Huaguo Mountain, he's probably going there to complain again.

Fine, fine, I'll go to the East China Sea right now and see how angry those old dragons will be when they find out that the monkey went to heaven to complain. Hahaha..."

Then, he stepped on the auspicious clouds and flew to the Dragon Palace in the East China Sea.

After a while, enter the Dragon Palace.

He stood in front of the palace and shouted to the shrimp soldier guarding the gate, "Go, inform your king that the Lord of Moyun Cave wants to see you."

"Our king is out."

"Out? Where did you go?"

"I don't know."

The Bull Demon King hesitated for a moment and said, "Then I'll go in and wait."

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heaven.

"Wukong, this peach ripens once every three thousand years. How does it taste?"

Sitting high up, surrounded by auspicious clouds.

The Jade Emperor smiled and looked meaningfully at the monkey eating the peach, and his expression became compassionate.

"delicious."

Sun Wukong just kept eating the peach without even raising his head, looking like a silly boy.

"Ha ha ha ha……"

The Jade Emperor laughed loudly, stroked his beard and said slowly: "In my Peach Garden, there are peaches that ripen once every nine thousand years. If you eat one, you can live as long as heaven and earth.

In the future, if you make great contributions, I will reward you with one."

"Thank you, Jade Emperor. Thank you, Jade Emperor." Sun Wukong continued to eat the peach with his head down, just like a greedy little demon.

Taibai smiled and said, "Master Sun, even the peaches that ripen once every six thousand years can make a mortal become an immortal right on the spot if he eats one... By the way, you lived in the lower world in your previous life, so you may not know.

Tushita Palace above the thirty-third heaven.

There is the Nine-Transformation Golden Pill refined by Laojun. It is said that if you eat one, you can achieve Daluo Jinxian.

As long as you are willing to take up a position in the Heavenly Palace and make achievements, the Jade Emperor will certainly reward you generously."

Sun Wukong wiped his mouth.

Good guy.

This is a plan for making trouble in Heaven. What kind of bullshit is it that eating one pill can make you a Golden Immortal? It's pure nonsense.

The lifespan is as long as that of heaven and earth. With such power, the whole world would be filled with immortals.

He ate the peaches.

He also fed the elixir to the dog.

These two things can increase your cultivation and lifespan if you eat them. It is probably true.

The other effects are basically just bragging.

The Jade Emperor and Taibai said this just to lure the monkey.

When necessary, guide him to make trouble in Heaven.

However, the Jade Emperor is not in a hurry for this matter as it is still early.

He didn't want the monkey to go to jail and for the Buddhists to pretend to be good people.

Even if Buddhism spreads to the East, it cannot be stopped.

Secretly, he also wanted to embarrass Buddhism.

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In the void.

The Dragon King of the West Sea laughed loudly and said, "You little monkey, how ridiculous. You actually want to fight with my dragon clan, hahahaha..."

The Dragon King of the North Sea said: "After all, your cultivation is too shallow."

"Humph, he's just a little monkey demon. You call him the Great Sage twice, but he even forgot the directions of east, west, south and north."

The South China Sea Dragon King showed a trace of contempt in his eyes: "What a thing, how dare you call me a brother of my dragon clan..."

Arrived at the South Gate of Heaven.

When Virūdhaka saw that it was the Four Seas Dragon Kings, he smiled and bowed.

The two sides exchanged a few pleasantries and then let them in.

For well-known immortals like the Dragon Kings of the Four Seas, you only need to go outside the main hall to report it.

Nantianmen has no right to stop it.

The four of them had just walked into the main hall when they heard the Jade Emperor laughing loudly, seeming to be very happy.

The laughter rumbled out, mixed with supreme majesty.

The Dragon King of the East China Sea was walking in front, and when he was still more than ten feet away from the main hall, he heard Taibai Jinxing say, "After you finish eating, go to the lower world.

Don't run to heaven if you have nothing to do. Go, go."

Suddenly a familiar voice came: "Thank you, Jade Emperor. I'm leaving now."

"Go, go." The Jade Emperor's voice was as loud as metal and stone.

The Dragon King of the West Sea suddenly turned pale.

(End of this chapter)