Chapter 91 This guy is a complete amateur

Chapter 91 This guy is a complete amateur
Mother Xia was frightened when the black cat pounced on her face. She sat down on the grass and the stench spread.

"Mom, are you sitting on dog shit?" Xia An hurriedly dragged his wife back.

My wife is pregnant and has severe pregnancy reactions. She can't stand smelling this.

"Where did this wild cat come from!" Mother Xia stood up and pounced on the black cat.

The black cat moved flexibly and easily avoided Xia Mu's attack.

The piece of dog shit on Queen Xia's mother's buttocks fell down little by little, as she walked, it was inexplicably funny.

Mother Xia couldn't catch the cat and was out of breath.

Yu Ning took the opportunity to look at her face. She had a narrow forehead, her eyebrows were connected, her cheeks were visible behind her ears, and her mouth was small and her lips were thin.

With such a narrow-minded and jealous face, no wonder he tortures his daughter-in-law.

Yu Ning spread out her hands, and the black cat jumped into her arms and slid steadily into her pocket.

There were two obvious scratches on Xia's mother's face, which were crossed like a big fork.

Black Cat would put a cross on the face of anyone who dared to say something bad about Yu Ning, and he became more and more skilled at drawing the cross.

Teacher Gu looked at the black cat with envy and suddenly found that he liked cats a little.

"Your cat hurt me, pay me!"

"Mom, she is the master I invited back to help deal with this matter. Please be polite when talking to her." Xia An reminded.

"What? Master? She?" Mother Xia looked Yu Ning up and down. Seeing that she was dressed like a high school student, her look of suspicion became more and more obvious.

"How can she be a master! Look, this is the real master!" Mother Xia pointed at the "master" behind her.

When the "master" saw the black cat pouncing on him, his first reaction was to squat down with his head in his hands, looking very cowardly.

After seeing clearly that it was a cat, he stood up straight again, ran his hand through his goatee, and put on an air of Taoist demeanor.

When Yu Ning saw that this "master" had a rat-like face, no Taoist aura on his face, and his facial features were clearly visible, he knew that he was a liar.

This "master" opened his mouth and revealed a number of uneven and sharp teeth, which are "ghost teeth". He had a bumpy career, bad fortune, a disharmonious family and very bad popularity.

You can tell at first glance that he is lazy and incapable of doing practical work.

His relatives were hurt by him again and again, and he had no other way out, so he became a swindler, specializing in defrauding middle-aged and elderly people like Xia's mother of their money.

"Wulian Tianzun! How could you, a little girl, commit fraud for no reason?" The master pretended.

Little did he know that Yu Ning could see through his past at a glance.

Xia's mother took advantage of the situation.

"Son, I told you that your wife has bad intentions. She just picked someone from her students to cheat you out of your money!"

"Oh, so you want to collude with outsiders to cheat your son of his money. I understand." Yu Ning nodded.

People who lie usually like to project their own thoughts onto others.

I guess Xia's mother went to the master to earn a commission from her son and daughter-in-law.

"Don't talk nonsense! How could I harm my own son?" Mother Xia was so angry and embarrassed when her secrets were exposed that she raised her voice.

Although she would quote a higher price and take some kickbacks, she was serious in finding this master, who was said to have great supernatural powers.

"Old lady, let me give you a piece of advice. Your daughter-in-law is a good person who has accumulated a lot of good deeds and blessings. If you go against such a blessed person, not only will you not hurt her, but you will also damage your own good deeds and end up with a miserable old age. Why bother?"

Any mother-in-law with a normal mind will not cause trouble for her daughter-in-law. Even if she doesn't practice Taoism, she should know this. This is common sense.

But Xia's mother just didn't understand. She was narrow-minded and jealous. She suffered a lot from her mother-in-law when she was young, and now she has become a mother-in-law. She can't bear to see her daughter-in-law live a good life.

Xia An loves his wife, which makes Xia's mother extremely uncomfortable. Why shouldn't her daughter-in-law suffer the same hardships she suffered in the past?
Before, Teacher Gu didn't have a child, so Xia's mother used this as an excuse to bully her daughter-in-law. Now that Teacher Gu is pregnant, Xia's mother is even more upset. People with narrow minds always impose their own ideas on others.

Xia's mother felt that her daughter-in-law would take advantage of her pregnancy to bully her. As a result, she made a fuss as soon as they moved into the new house, saying that there were dirty things.

Yu Ning spoke earnestly, but Xia's mother didn't listen to a word she said. Instead, she felt offended.

"Little girl, you are cursing me to a miserable old age!"

The "master" on the side chimed in:
"You little liar, stop talking nonsense. I think this old sister-in-law has a blessed face and will enjoy endless blessings in her later years. On the contrary, her daughter-in-law has a bad fate and will bring bad luck to her husband and children."

"You--!" Xia An was so angry when he heard him say that about his wife that he took a step forward, wanting to beat up the guy who was talking nonsense.

Yu Ning raised her hand to stop Xia An, telling him not to get involved in unnecessary karma for the sake of a cheap guy.

"It seems that you and I have a different opinion." Yu Ning said.

"I have been practicing for thirty years and have already entered the ranks of great celestial masters. You are nothing in my eyes."

The black cat was ready to make a move in Ning's pocket. He wanted to give this shameless old man a big fork on the face.

You are not afraid of biting your tongue when you brag, and you call yourself a great master. Ha, you have a big butt, more like a big butt!

"In that case, please tell me, 'Master Licker', what is the origin of this filthy thing that's causing trouble upstairs?"

The "master" felt that Yu Ning's pronunciation was a little strange and always felt that she was implying something about him, but he had no evidence.

"Let me calculate this with my fingers--" The big liar pretended to calculate with his fingers, shaking his head.

Yu Ning raised her eyelids and saw that, oh, she had counted with her fingers wrong, this guy was a complete amateur.

"That filthy thing upstairs, about twenty-two years old, dressed in red, jumped off a building after failing the college entrance exam and died with his eyes open. He is a very wronged ghost. Sister-in-law, this place is more difficult than I thought. I'm afraid the price we agreed on before is not enough."

The old liar said this casually. In fact, he heard all this information from Xia's mother, and then he made up some of it himself.

Teacher Gu once dreamed of a dirty thing in red clothes, so he made up a life story for the dirty thing.

"How much did he charge you?" Yu Ning asked.

"Two hundred and fifty thousand!" Xia's mother almost said the actual price.

In fact, it was 20,000. She had agreed with the scammer that he would take 50,000 and leave her the remaining 30,000.

"." Teacher Gu looked at her husband speechlessly.

The mother-in-law knew that she would have 50,000 yuan left after buying the house, but she couldn't take it away without permission, so she might as well rob her!
"Then, 'Master Licker', are you willing to make a bet with me? If I lose, I'll give you another 5. If you lose, you can just give me 2. Is that okay?"

"What do you want to bet?" Hearing that there was money, the big liar suddenly became excited.

"I bet that all the information you just said is wrong."

"Okay, I'll bet with you, but you mustn't regret it." The big liar's abacus was clicking in his mind.

It's impossible for the dirty things to really come out. Everyone says there are ghosts, but how many people have really seen ghosts? Go up and take a look. It's up to him to decide whether it's right or not.

"Okay, let's go. You come upstairs with me. The others are waiting for us downstairs." Yu Ning said and was about to leave.

When Xia's mother heard about the two men gambling, her heart suddenly moved.

"stop!"

Yu Ning turned and looked at her.

"I invited the master here, how can you get around me in the bet?"

"Oh, you want to raise the bet?" Yu Ning's eyes flashed and the corners of his mouth rose slightly.

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