Chapter 92 Please at least mark the source

When Mother Xia heard that Yu Ning was betting so big with the master she had invited, she became nervous.

But when she heard Yu Ning asking her to raise the bet, she hesitated again.

"Mom, you--" Xia An wanted to persuade his mother not to get involved, but Teacher Gu grabbed his arm and signaled him not to speak.

Yu Ning's action just happened to cater to Teacher Gu's thoughts.

Ever since she married Xia An, she has been constantly bullied by her mother-in-law. When she met such a unreasonable mother-in-law, her knowledge and good manners became her weakness that was bullied by her.

Now that Yu Ning was willing to deal with this unruly old lady, Teacher Gu was so excited that he was about to go off with fireworks. How could he agree to Xia An's reminder?

"You can't get something for nothing. If you want to participate, you have to take out the money." Yu Ning said indifferently to Xia's mother.

"Son, you have 50,000 yuan, give it to me." Mother Xia looked at her son.

"Impossible! If you want to gamble, just get the money yourself!" After saying this, Teacher Gu felt relieved.

She took out the key and handed it to Yu Ning, then dragged Xia An away under the murderous gaze of her mother-in-law.

Teacher Gu decided to use all the family cooking skills to entertain Yu Ning in the evening. It was so refreshing!

When Xia's mother saw her son being dragged away by her daughter-in-law, she scolded him without caring about her dignity. In her heart, all the bad things were caused by her daughter-in-law.

"Do you want to gamble?" Yu Ning asked again, "If you don't, we'll go up."

"Bet, I'll take 5000 yuan!" Xia's mother made up her mind, she was sure to make the money.

"Words are not enough, let's make a contract."

Yu Ning took out yellow paper and cinnabar from her bag, wrote the names of the three people on it, and asked the master and Xia's mother to put their fingerprints on it.

Mother Xia and the master could still understand the words above.

The two men were confused by the runes below.

"Master, what does this talisman say?" Xia's mother asked the master.

The master was even more confused than her, what is this! I don’t know him!!!

But the master couldn't show his weakness in front of Xia's mother, and he had to talk nonsense even if he didn't know her.

"This is just something she drew casually, to scare people."

Mother Xia no longer hesitated and wrote her name with a red pen.

The master also wrote his name.

In fact, these two people have some ulterior motives in their minds.

This kind of large-scale gambling is not legally binding.

Although they don't believe that they can really see dirty things, they also think that the key to winning is who can talk harder.

But if this girl is particularly good at debating and can make the dead appear alive, and wins them by chance, they are not going to admit it.

By then, she won't get her money, and she won't be given her life either. If she has the guts, let her take this paper that has no legal effect to sue, and she might even be arrested for the crime of "gathering a group to gamble."

The thoughts of these two people are almost clearly written on their faces.

The black cat meowed at Yu Ning, reminding her to be careful of any trickery.

"Don't worry, I understand." Yu Ning rubbed his head.

He held up the yellow paper signed by three people and said to the two cunning people:
"I forgot to tell you that the runes at the bottom are Wenshu. Master Licker, you claim to have practiced Taoism for decades, so you should know what Wenshu is, right?"

The master was so nervous that he stuttered. "I, I, of course I know." What did he know?
"Very good. Since you know that this document is used to inform the heavens, the earth, and the gods, then you should understand the price of violating the contract."

"What's the price?" asked Xia's mother. Although she didn't believe Yu Ning had real ability, she felt inexplicably eerie, so she decided to ask one more question to feel at ease.

"Tell the heavens and the gods, and this contract will be enforceable. If you lose, breach the contract and refuse to take the money, you will be punished by the gods. Within three days, you will lose twice as much money."

The master bets 2 yuan and doesn't pay when he loses. Then he will lose 3 yuan in other ways within 4 days.

Similarly, if Xia's mother loses and does not pay, she will lose double the gambling money, 1 yuan.

At that time, the money will belong to Yu Ning half and ghosts and gods half.

All in all, Yu Ning did not lose out, and the ghosts and gods who helped her could still get half of the benefits.

"Stop talking nonsense! I don't believe it!"

"Whether you believe it or not, the ghosts and gods will receive it in a moment."

Yu Ning made a gesture to invite them in, and the three of them went upstairs together.

By this time, it was already dark.

Mother Xia followed Yu Ning and the master upstairs. This was the first time she had visited her son's new home after dark.

I came here once before during the day and didn't think anything was unusual.

I don’t know if it was because she was scared by Yu Ning or what, but as soon as Xia’s mother entered the house, she felt goose bumps on her arms. The house was colder than outside.

"Should I go first, or should you?" Yu Ning asked the master.

"I'll go first!" The master walked around the room confidently.

Yu Ning sat on the sofa with her arms folded, waiting to watch his performance.

The master walked around the house, and suddenly, he came to the French window, jumped up, and shouted:
"Ah!!! Catch!!!"

"Meow!!!" The black cat was startled by his sudden shout, and its fur stood up.

Then there was a series of meows and groans, which translated roughly means: Damn! Are you stupid! ! ! !

He was fine, but suddenly he started shouting. Is this a sign of illness?!
"Pfft!" Yu Ning couldn't hold it back and burst out laughing.

Yadai?! If she remembered correctly, this seemed to be a slogan that a character without a nose would shout before every fight in the storytelling "White Eyebrow Hero" told by Teacher Shan.

When she was teaching in Ningshan, there was an older student who often listened to this, so as soon as the sound of pinching the nose and stretching the long tone came out, Yu Ning knew where it came from.

Tribute to Mr. Shan’s storytelling. This great licker should at least indicate the source. He just copied it verbatim. Does he really think that young people don’t listen to storytelling?
Yu Ning was complaining in her heart that this master licker had started a new job.

After a cry of "Ya Dai", the big licker started jumping on the spot, really jumping.

His feet were half a meter off the ground. He dropped down and then jumped up half a meter again, shouting "Hahaha" in a way that no one could understand. After jumping a few times, he couldn't jump anymore and began to tremble all over. He also started to speak nonsense that no one could understand.

Yu Ning stared at it intently, and she thought of Amber.

I guess when Third Brother sees this, he would clap his legs and laugh, and say while laughing, "These idiots have finally come to bring harm to you Taoists, please let us, the spirit animals, go!"
Usually, those who jump up and down and twitch all over are fake shamans.

The orthodox ones like Third Brother are suspected of not being crazy enough.

As a result, whenever the third brother sees someone using epileptic methods to pray to the gods, he wants to kick them a few times.

These fakes have no ability at all, but they are more enthusiastic than each other in performing their "talents". Since when did the evaluation of a shaman's level depend on how violently he twitches? !
Now, seeing someone using their Taoist sect’s reputation as a cover, Yu Ning felt twitching all over and her fists itched.

What should I do? If I don't beat this fake guy, I'm afraid my Taoism will become unstable.
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