Chapter 67 The Little Devil's Invitation
After three rounds of drinks, Tyrion told them the purpose of why he had asked the three men to come here.
Tyrion burped. "My father, Tywin Lannister, has always disliked me. A few days ago, I saw you controlling Varys at the city gate. I hope to seek the kind of magic from you that can change my father's impression of me. I can pay you any amount of money."
Under the influence of alcohol, Tyrion told everyone about his previous experiences.
Because he was born with deformities and caused the death of his mother, Joanna Lannister, during childbirth, his father hated him so much that he even wanted to kill him.
The only one who was good to him was his brother James, and what he always longed for was warmth because he needed it in his heart.
When Tyrion was thirteen years old, he and his brother Jaime rescued a farm girl named Tysha from several bandits. When Jaime chased the bandits, Tyrion took care of Tysha. Unexpectedly, Tysha fell in love with him and had sex with him.
Tyrion was so obsessed with her that he paid a septon to officiate at his secret wedding to Tysa.
However, their happiness only lasted two weeks, and his father Tywin learned about Tyrion's marriage to Tysha. Then his brother Jaime told Tyrion that Tysha was just a prostitute, and rescuing her from the robbers was just acting, and he paid her to let Tyrion experience the affairs of men and women.
Then, Tyrion's father Tywin ordered the guards of the entire barracks to take turns with Tysha, and each guard only had to pay one silver coin, because this "prostitute" actually wanted to marry a Lannister, and Tywin ordered Tyrion to watch the whole process. After all the soldiers finished, Tysha had too many silver coins in her hand to hold, and then her father Tywin paid Tyrion a gold coin and ordered Tyrion to go last, because Lannister's bid was higher than that of ordinary people.
This incident left a serious shadow on Tyrion.
In short, no matter what Tyrion wants to do, his father will try his best to stop him and attack Tyrion in various ways.
During the last Battle of Blackwater, when the soldiers in the city lost their morale and wanted to flee, Tyrion gave a speech to boost morale and led the army of King's Landing to resist the attack. He was the one who made the greatest contribution.
As a result, he woke up from his coma.
His father, Lord Tywin, received all the honors for the Battle of the Blackwater and personally served as the Hand of the King, while Tyrion was demoted to Chancellor of the Exchequer and forced to accept a political marriage with Sansa Stark.
Tyrion complained about the injustice he had encountered in the past. Until now, he still believed that his father still had feelings for him. He hoped that Ye Qi could teach him a kind of magic or a potion that could change his father's impression of him.
Ye Qi took out a slave collar: "I have a collar here. Put it on someone's neck and he will obey my command like a dog. Do you need this thing?"
Tyrion shook his head. "I want a change that comes from the heart, not a puppet."
"I don't have anything like that."
Ye Qi is not omnipotent, and if he has that kind of thing, Ye Qi will not give it to others easily, unless the reward for the task is more valuable.
Tyrion shrugged. "I don't hold out hope for that. Anyway, thank you for coming here today and listening to an ugly guy like me tell you about my experiences. Thank you very much. If you need any help, you can come to me and I will try my best to help you. Also, pay attention to Varys and Littlefinger, they are targeting you."
[Trigger the side quest, Redemption of Tyrion the Imp. Participate in Tyrion's trial meeting and participate in the trial by combat for Tyrion. If you win, you will receive a Nine-Turn Great Rejuvenation Pill, which can cure all injuries other than death.]
The reward turned out to be the Nine-Transformation Great Rejuvenation Pill, which is equivalent to Immortal Beans.
As long as you are not dead, you can revive with full health and status by eating it.
This thing is perfect for Ye Qi. He currently has no medicine to treat serious injuries. Having this is like having an extra life.
This task must be accomplished.
That night, Ye Qi returned to his room, took out a piece of white paper, and drew all the weapons deployments in King's Landing.
Once you complete the Imp's side quest, destroy these weapons deployments and then attack King's Landing.
Two days later.
Today, King's Landing is bustling with activity and full of joy.
People were laughing, singing and dancing. Today was not a festival, but the wedding day of the new King Joffrey.
Margaery Tyrell is the girl that King Joffrey marries.
Margaery the Rose is the daughter of Mace Tyrell, Duke of Highgarden. This is also a political marriage to consolidate the royal power.
Since it was a wedding, Ye Qi’s Chinese instinct to join in the fun came back.
He had not yet seen the wedding of ancient European kings to see what it was like.
Haitang Duoduo was also very curious, so the three of them disguised themselves and entered the palace to attend the king's wedding.
As the bells rang, everyone came to the largest church in King's Landing.
Inside the church, the nobles all stood up and watched Little Rose and King Joffrey walk towards the front of the church.
Little Rose held Joffrey's hand with a smile on her face.
With the witness of the priest, Joffrey put on the golden-red cloak representing the queen for Little Rose.
"We are here to witness Margaery of House Tyrell and Joffrey of House Lannister and Baratheon become one, body, soul, and anyone who interferes with their wedding will be cursed mercilessly."
King Joffrey said, "This kiss shall give me my love."
The two hugged and kissed each other, and there was warm applause in the church.
It was another wedding, and Haitang Duoduo looked at Ye Qi with some worry.
"Husband, do you think this time, the situation like last time won't happen?"
Haitang Duoduo is still haunted by the red wedding that took place last time.
Ye Qi shook his head: "It shouldn't be. How can we be so unlucky that bad things always happen to us? We are just joining in the fun."
With the witness of the priest and everyone, the two got married.
Next, it’s the wedding banquet.
The king's wedding banquet was naturally very lively.
A grand banquet was held inside and outside the palace, and famous acrobatic troupes from all over the country performed at the banquet, including fire-breathing troupes, flaming hula-hoop players, and stick-throwing troupes.
People were toasting each other and smiling happily.
In the center of the banquet, Joffrey and his wife Margaery sat there, watching the musicians playing impatiently.
Many people attended the banquet, including the head of the Lannister family, Tywin Lannister, who is also the father of the little devil.
Tyrion, Cersei, and Jaime also arrived at the scene.
There is also Olenna Tyrell, the old rose of the Tyrell family, and her family members.
The musicians sang a slow and melodious piece of music. King Joffrey couldn't help but throw out a handful of gold coins: "Very good, very good, go away!"
The musicians were directly scolded away by Joffrey, and the nobles' joyful laughter rang out at the scene.
(End of this chapter)